It's always darkest until the dawn, but a flashlight doesn't give a damn about the time.
They say you can take the cowboy out of the West, but you can't take the West out of the cowboy. Well guess what? I'm looking East right now and all I see is a bunch of Indians staring back at me.
>>64662861
You ever heard the old saying "Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?"
Well, I sold the cow, Ray, and nothing is free anymore.
This isn't one of those out of the frying pan and into the fire situations Ray, our goose has been cooked in the fire this whole time while we were grabbing mimosas from the fridge, thinking our ducks were all in a row locked up in the freezer. It just took a ruined Thanksgiving fucking dinner for us to realize our smoke alarm batteries ain't fucking working.
What does /tv/ think of Blazing Saddles?
I expect this racist film to be banned and deleted from History within 10 years.
trash like this does not belong in 2016.
>>64662932
IT'S 2015555
Bad movie for problematic shitlords.
Why did the prequels produce so many memes?
>now this is podracing
>midichlorians
>it's like poetry
>Sheev anything
>Sheev stab
>Anakins dialogue vs Obi Wan
Did I miss anything?
I hate sand
>>64662587
You don't get to bring friends - Darth Vader
>Sheev stab
Dont think I'm familiar with this one
what is the purpose of this character?
triggering /v/edditor manchilds
>>64663180
To be the person who owned the cantina that had Luke's lightsaber.
Didn't you watch the movie? Hopefully we won't show up again or atleast not as an important character.
pander to the franklin the turtle crowd
why loop tongo though? to prance around award shows
>Star Wars: The Force Awakens
>>64662561
Some of you don't even try anymore..
>I don't want to hear the faults for TFA
>>64662561
EVERSINCEILEFTTHECITY YOUUU
Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is the greatest capeshit film ever made.
Prove me wrong.
>>64662484
Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 2 was better
>>64662484
Watchmen.
>>64662505
In what way?
Which one?
>>64662397
neither
>>64662397
Pirates tbqh. Was a decent movie. I've not seen the Danny Boyle one though, it might be good.
>>64662397
Kutcher one
Pirates was a fucking TV movie and Boyle one is just unneeded
Why did he get a new red crystal for his lightsaber? Wasn't he already a Jedi to begin with?
>George Lucas memeing
Tbqh the prequels ruined the sith with "darth x-anus" garbage etc
its the shitty prequels. everybody has a lazerdick and this just weakens their impact
BRAVO LUCAS
>>64662529
Wasn't that basically the whole fucking point though? We already knew there were a shitload of Jedi but they were all wiped out somehow. Why were you surprised a shitload of lightsabers were in Episode II when the whole trilogy was about the downfall of the once great and powerful Jedi?
I mean I agree I think they overdid it a bit but it's easily overlooked. I still think the scenes without shitloads of lightsabers were better though.
Leo isn't going to win an Oscar for this performance.
He's not old enough yet to win his sympathy Oscar. And it would likely b supporting actor
Did anybody else think that this movie was obscenely mediocre?
>>64662658
hello reddit
you should have never returned
>>64663130
>mfw that "fight"
Jesus,the OT has aged really badly
>>64663130
>This is the return of the Jedi, Darth!
Jesus Christ fucking really?
>>64664106
I was way more true to actual sword fighting than anything in the PT. Real sword fights involve relatively few swings before someone is hit, really.
what the fuck
What a cute trap
A:10 V:10
>>64662256
what is that from?
Hello tr-8rs,
may bazingas be with you. My name is Mike and I am a 36 year old accountant as well as a proud feminist and atheist. I have come to visit here for the first time since I have spare time since my wife is off to visit her friends Alberto Barbosa, Jamal and Tyrone and my wife's son Trevon is masturbating in his room. So anyway guys, what is your favourite films? Mine are Guardians of the Galaxy (see the picture), Star Wars Force Awakens and Ridiculous 6. What are your favourite series? Mine are Big Bang Theory, How I Met your Mother and Jessica Jones....
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xD
>if you aren't racist you get labeled an SJW
I hate this place
>>64662275
its true tho
Some of you LWDs are alright. Don't go to the IBG tomorrow.
>>64662227
LITTLE
DINGUSES
BLACK
>The fire rises
>>64662197
Have we started the fire?
Now's not the time for singles.
>>64662197
aye
So basically the premise of my film is this; White people are just the fucking worst, and should all die.
Why does he pretend to be a SJW when he's obsessed with spamming the word 'nigger' as much as he can?
B L A C K
D I C K S
>>64662054
He's secretly afraid of blacks
Also bi-curious