N-no Y-you just don't get it!!!
Is her career irreparably damaged due to The Fappening?
There was not a single scene like this in TFA. No great climax, no John Williams blasting and rising the tension, No Moff Tarkin ervously focused, it just felt flat.
No good guy out of left field to save the day, sure Finn destroyed the shield in time, but it wasn't dramatic. It wasn't engaging. Nothing was, I was watching a movie, but I wasn't immersed in it.
It's like JJ wanted to make a Star Wars but missed the spirit of it completely.
Whats it like having sex with Anakin Skywalker?
Anyone watches this?
Anyone read the books?
Avatar's worldwide record off the table, now it looks like Star Wars won't be able to even overcome Titanic's total gross.
>b-b-but it's getting all the records guys no one can stop the jewjew train
>$1 bn domestic gross h-here we come!
Greasy neckbeard fanfaggots BTFO
Film tropes that don't happen in real life
>gruesome crime scene
>officers immediately have to go outside and throw up
Since it's only a matter of time, who should direct it?
Consciousness-expanding films thread.
>Get me Rebecca Ferguson!
>sir, she's hot off of filming Mission Impossible, the demand for her is very high
>ugh, fine. Get me her non-union equivalent
So what was Mas Amedda's deal? He was totally in on Sheev's plans all along, right?
He was a bad mannered friend
Why didn't he stop for boobs
In this thread, you present a movie of your choice as if I had never seen a single movie in my whole life, but was otherwise intelligent and educated.
You can present any movie you want, from any era, but you must act as if I had no idea about any tradition it comes from, or of any genre whatsoever. Everything you present must be presented as if it was an absolute novelty to me.
Let's do this.
An excellent movie, set during WW2, with a young actor who'd become even more famous later on.
Direction is divine and music too. Incredible.
>incredibly underrated too
Easily one of the most unique films ever released, which only got better as they restored scenes to it. It represented both the pinnacle and the most popular film of an entire genre.
Must take care and watch the 1973 version, for the gods of cinema will not take kindly to a mistake there and might invite you to keep a peculiar appointment.
A soundtrack for the ages.
An astronaut develops a phobia of space because it is so huge and so empty that it reminds him of the potential absence of God, and he can't handle it and is sent to a castle in Germany where other mentally challenged people from the military go to get better.
This includes a man who thinks solids are rude and liquids are polite molecules because the former resist you while the second make space for you.
They are to be healed by a Vietnam war hero.
>the most insane brawl scenes in cinema history