Are you sure? I can always get you a Lime.
So /tv/, what did you think of it?
>Not without flaws but overall bretigud
TFW it's the same crew making the Assassin's Creed Movie.
It was brilliant.
I felt like there was too much CGI used for the final scenes though. The fire looked pretty fake and they could have achieved the same effect with a fog machine or something. Took me right out of the movie.
Resident Evil (2002)
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008)
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
Resident Evil: Damnation (2012)
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2017)
I can't wait for the last one.
Is this possible in real life?
Daily reminder that this is a 10/10 in the pits of Tartarus
ITT: We rank Kevin Smith's films, from best to worst.
>Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
>Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Kevin Smith fucking sucks dick
>DUDE I SAID PORCH MONKEY RACISM IS HILARIOUS
>DUDE A CHICK BLEW A DONKEY BEASTIALITY IS HILARIOUS
>DUDE A GUY STUCK A PICKLE UP HIS ASS HOMOSEXUALITY IS HILARIOUS
>DUDE THAT DRUG DEALER SANG A SONG BEFORE SELLING WEED XD
>DUDE IM A FAT HACK SO ILL MAKE A SILENT PERSONA XD
Will someone please do something to ruin Bill's relationship with this fat gum-grinned sack of trash?
Ever since Bill hooked up with her, he's become toothless. He lost that NYC edge we all loved him for. He was mean and he could dress anyone down in seconds. This was a skill he acquired while living among other single angry and it made them all masters of their craft.
Now that this bitch has come in to the picture, he can barely get a word in edgewise on his own fucking podcast. Not only that, but he's toned everything down. His "rants"...
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Cow Tools movie when?
Just finished watching the Narnia trilogy and liked it. What are other similar series or movies that have medieval fantasy with a twist?
Don't bother mentioning popular well known things like Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter because I have already seen those.
>only mention obscure things most people don't know about.
First of all, no.
Second of all, stories like that don't exist around the fringes of popular entertainment because they cost too much money to make.
>Budget $44 million
>Box office $37.1 million
Will Cucktino ever recover from this devastating defeat? Is he finished?
don't forget that the "budget" doesn't include the costs it took to show it in 70mm
he's actually losing money on the roadshow
>A theater installation expert recently spoke with The New York Times, and in his estimation it will cost an average of $60,000 to $80,000 just to set up the capability to show The Hateful Eight in 70mm.
he wasted 35 of the 40 mil for this scene alone
Tim or Eric?
Why do you think this show never found an audience?
There isn't enough people killing each other to make it in the world of modern TV drama.
Because it seemed like Christfag shit. I never watched it for that reason, although I heard that wasn't really the case. Same thing that happened with Noah. Too edgy for Christians, too holy for everybody else.
>Knight of Cups 2015 1080p Blu-ray AVC DTS-HD MA 5.1-BDA
Lean Dunham on sex scenes:
>23. On Adam Driver, Probably:
>“Most people’s jobs don’t consist of slamming your vagina against the flaccid, nylon-wrapped penis of a guy wearing massive amounts of foundation to conceal his assne.”
I don't get this quote. "slamming" sounds like she's doing the cowgirl, but why would her partner need foundation on his ass?
Oh, and you're welcome for that mental image.
If you remake Phantom Menace and do it without pandering to what you think children would like then I'll consider it. Also, cut off Spielberg's left arm for directing that Crystal Skull bullshit even though you fucking wrote it.