>Have you ever had a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Don't bother answering, I know you haven't, it was just a way to colloquially start this anecdote. I had my first glass in 1983, when I was privileged enough to be invited to a hunting expedition in South Africa. I thought the game, which was stated to be quite dangerous, would still be typical safari fare: lion, giraffe...maybe an elephant. When I arrived at camp the guide, a Mr. Derrick Van Sandt, informed me we would be hunting the most dangerous game apartheid South Africa had to offer:...
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>and prima nocte rights to your daughters
Whos going to pick up the movie rights to his story?
Is he the next ET?
So the guy directing Episode VIII was the same guy that made Looper? The movie should be great then seeing how Looper was a damn good movie. Way better than JJ's shitfest that was Episode VII.
Speaking of, What did /tv/ think of this movie?
>Based leo only dates models
What exactly did he mean by this?
How did he ever get big movie roles? he sucks.
Who's the coolest character in film history?
what would be Bowie's dead equivalent on /tv/ ?
So who was your favourite minor character in Star Wars: The Force Awakens?
Mine was this guy, Asian Scientist/General. I liked the way he talked with his hands to emphasis his dumb exposition lines, "there must be some kind of thermal oscillator" or whatever it was. Just thought he was fun.
So, guys and gals? Favourite minor/background characters? Bonus points if they have a wookieepedia page.
>You're such a silly doe-doe Richard!
What is his best film?
>The fate of all straight white males on this ship is sealed. No one shall leave. Shoot every single disgusting privileged caucasian XY-chromosomed piece of shit that attempts to get on the lifeboats but not before letting the bulls DaQuan and Ja'Tarius spitroast them.