Thoughts on Schindler's List?
Which one did you like the most?
How do we get this cancer of off our board? /pol/ managed to remove them from theirs so we should be able to as well right??
Why did Ned let this cuck hang around?
Is it possible that the overwhelmingly positive critical reaction to this movie speaks more to how awful modern horror cinema is than it does to the quality of the movie itself? I mean, it's just so aggressively boring. And don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining about the pace or asking for more jump scares. I think the movie plenty of disturbing imagery and does a fantastic job at creating an uncomfortable atmosphere, but those things are not a substitute for a compelling story.
There is nothing at stake in this film. Within the first ten minutes we are shown that the Witch is essentially an unstoppable personification of pure evil. The family never really has a chance. From the first act onward, we're pretty much just waiting for them to die. And that could work if this movie presented itself as a character study, but the problem with that is is, none of the characters have any sort of arc. They're just a bunch of people living until they aren't.
Puritans are difficult people to relate to. They're religious zealots that are so rigid in their faith that their willing to do shitty things. This movie could have challenged that perception by giving them a basic arc, maybe showing them turn on each other at first, but then allowing their humanity triumph over their religious convictions or something. But nope, they just behaved in the exact shitty, Puritanical way you would expect. The the witch did the shitty witchy things that you would expect her to. Then the movie was over.
Christ, fuck this movie.
>archer will never go back to its season 1-2 roots
this hurts bros
5 will always be shit but like >>66448828
said 3,4,6 were pretty decent
Also lana for best wafiu
Can someone explain this to me?
>Budget: $140 million
>Box office: $13 million
Why does Hollywood keep shitting out movies that everyone knows is going to bomb?
Remember /tv/ reaction to this poster being released?
What went wrong?
>Take a really interesting case about a real life psychopath that got away with it and could still be out there
>Turn it into one of the most boring police procedurals ever put to film
Is David Fincher a hack or just a retard? This should be the scariest movie in existence. Imagine Zodiac directed by David Lynch.
>yfw Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
google it, not kidding
>JewJew Abrams is involved in somehtin anti-white.
oy vey i wonder how much cucking we can expect
ITT: Endings that depressed the shit out of you.
Talk amongst yourselves.
How come nobody cares that S4 is starting soon?
What the cruck went so horribly wrong?
>manchild boomer dad kept asking me if I wanted to see it
>no I will pass ty.
>takes me anyway
>fucking audience made the audience from the premiere of SW7 look like a chad convention
>unfunny random crude humor every three seconds grown ass men are laughing at
>fuck this I gotta piss
>see the faces of reddit stay to watch inevitable unfunny aftercredit scene
>watch the movie make fun of people for staying, fuck that I'll piss
>dad asks me if I caught the ending later
>no, did they make fun of you all for staying after the credits
> yea xD
probably the worst movie I ever saw.