Herzog vs Haneke, choose your side anon
Who would you cast?
My whole life people have made fun of my eyebrows for being big. They look like this guy's.
I have newfound inspiration. I'm going to get buff like Kenshiro and beat the shit out of anyone who makes fun of my eyebrows!!!!
Would you eat McDonalds if your movie theater served it?
Let me know in the comment section below.
>Let me know in the comment section below.
Anyway, American here, I usually just buy some Mcdonalds beforehand and put it in my backpack to have during the movie. So do my family and friends, I think most Americans do it.
What do you do when you just DON'T understand a film?
>its a Frasier and Niles were planning to go to the Opera but Niles has to cancel because Maris has some inhumanly bodily dysfunction episode.
I watched Annie Hall, Blue Jasmine and Irrational Man.
What else of Allen's filmography is worth checking? I'm downloading Manhattan at the moment.
My mum has told me for years to watch Midnight in Paris, so I will definitely. I'll grab all of these though, thanks.
I think there's like kooky sort of sincerity in Allen's films that I really enjoy. Blue Jasmine and Annie Hall were fantastic. Irrational Man was okay.
Who was he shooting at?
>YOU CAN ONLY SEE ONE: WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOOSE?
Also rank them from most hype to least hype.
1. Sue Side Squad (will be good since Hack Snyder isn't in charge of it)
2. Batman v Receding Hairline Man (will be decent)
3. X-Men Apocalypse (will be decent also)
I don't really care about Marvel 2bh
1. Captain America: Civil War because Spider-Man.
2. X-Men: Apocalypse because even though I hate the aesthetic the soft-reboot films have been good.
3. Suicide Squad because Harley Quinn and aesthetics, but will mostly likely be shit.
4. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice because everything about it looks fucking terrible.
>thinking a 50% means half the audience loved your film and half didn't
>not understanding averages
>wishing your daddy would just kill Matt Atchity with a helicopter
James Bond is lame as shit and the more they try to make him modern and cool the lamer he gets.
Also Daniel Craig is an ugly old man with a scrotum face and the charisma of a sock and it's disgusting watching young women fall all over him. I'm 24 years old I don't need to be watching wish fulfillment for middle aged men.
This. But the 13 year olds love it because it's "real" and "gritty" or some shit. The faster this realistic shit ends the better. Give me the 60s and 70s Bond doing one liners and slapping women in the ass all day everyday over this unfunny fucker.
>main villain is homosexual
Wtf happened to this show?
I never seen it. Is there tits and ass? Cause if not, I think I know what went wrong.
what music do you guys listen to when you're watching a film at 1.5 speed?