MASTERPIECE
>Mary Elizabeth Winstead
>John Goodman
Not too sure about this one.
>>66924085
Who is this Cloverfeild shill spammming?
>>66924544
Probably the same one who spammed VVitch as a masterpiece last week.
Herzog vs Haneke, choose your side anon
>>66923876
HERZOG WOULD WOOP HIS ASS LIKE A SUICIDAL PENGUIN
>>66923876
haneke
herzog is not a master
>>66923939
What does Haneke do better than Herzog?
Who would you cast?
My whole life people have made fun of my eyebrows for being big. They look like this guy's.
I have newfound inspiration. I'm going to get buff like Kenshiro and beat the shit out of anyone who makes fun of my eyebrows!!!!
>>66923783
Mel Gibson since Bruce Lee is dead.
Would you eat McDonalds if your movie theater served it?
Let me know in the comment section below.
>>66923550
absolutely no. Im not a fat gringer guy from Ohio. I would never do that.
>>66923550
>Let me know in the comment section below.
Fucking Reddit.
Anyway, American here, I usually just buy some Mcdonalds beforehand and put it in my backpack to have during the movie. So do my family and friends, I think most Americans do it.
>>66923550
I'd only get dem Apple pies.
What do you do when you just DON'T understand a film?
There is nothing to understand
Lynch just made a shitty movie
>read the wiki
>move on
>>66923421
I listen to other people's opinions and theories about it.
>its a Frasier and Niles were planning to go to the Opera but Niles has to cancel because Maris has some inhumanly bodily dysfunction episode.
I always got the feeling this show was for fairy snobs as a kid.
Now that I'm older I wanna actually give it a try though.
>>66923398
iss good mang
>its a Frasier hosts a dinner party and wacky hijinks happen episode
I watched Annie Hall, Blue Jasmine and Irrational Man.
What else of Allen's filmography is worth checking? I'm downloading Manhattan at the moment.
Hannah and Her Sisters (his best film imo)
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Midnight in Paris
Interiors
The Purple Rose of Cairo
>>66923103
My mum has told me for years to watch Midnight in Paris, so I will definitely. I'll grab all of these though, thanks.
I think there's like kooky sort of sincerity in Allen's films that I really enjoy. Blue Jasmine and Annie Hall were fantastic. Irrational Man was okay.
>>66923058
Crimes and Misdemeanors.
Who was he shooting at?
The yellow king
>>66922767
God
This became a meme when someone actually was retarded enough to ask the question and then wanted to cover up his own stupidity by making it become a meme.
>YOU CAN ONLY SEE ONE: WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOOSE?
http://strawpoll.me/7049876
Also rank them from most hype to least hype.
Mummy And Daddy Fight
The Mutant Mummy Returns
Snyderman vs. Daredevil
TeH JoKeR and the Z-Listers
1. Sue Side Squad (will be good since Hack Snyder isn't in charge of it)
2. Batman v Receding Hairline Man (will be decent)
3. X-Men Apocalypse (will be decent also)
I don't really care about Marvel 2bh
1. Captain America: Civil War because Spider-Man.
2. X-Men: Apocalypse because even though I hate the aesthetic the soft-reboot films have been good.
3. Suicide Squad because Harley Quinn and aesthetics, but will mostly likely be shit.
4. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice because everything about it looks fucking terrible.
>thinking a 50% means half the audience loved your film and half didn't
>not understanding averages
>wishing your daddy would just kill Matt Atchity with a helicopter
I hope this piece if shit mils himself on Hollywood blvd
He's not wrong you know
rotten tomatoes is just a useful tool that can be used correctly or incorrect. why do people get so butthurt
JUST
wow rotten tomatoes literally got it spot on for once
James Bond is lame as shit and the more they try to make him modern and cool the lamer he gets.
Also Daniel Craig is an ugly old man with a scrotum face and the charisma of a sock and it's disgusting watching young women fall all over him. I'm 24 years old I don't need to be watching wish fulfillment for middle aged men.
>>66922352
This. But the 13 year olds love it because it's "real" and "gritty" or some shit. The faster this realistic shit ends the better. Give me the 60s and 70s Bond doing one liners and slapping women in the ass all day everyday over this unfunny fucker.
>main villain is homosexual
>>66922142
bump
i want to watch a film with that trope, but cannot think of any.
>>66923576
Skyfall you twit
Ozymandias wasn't a villain
Wtf happened to this show?
I never seen it. Is there tits and ass? Cause if not, I think I know what went wrong.
its always been shit
i honestly dont know what you guys saw in the first 2 seasons
>>66921750
>he watches the 'history' channel
What the fuck happened to you?
Hey everyonePizza Time
It could go unnoticed for hours
>>66921633
Hey Spiderman stole my pizza!
Mr Aziz is gonna flip out
http://youtu.be/DELvF8KTfFg
what music do you guys listen to when you're watching a film at 1.5 speed?
i like listening to the ost of the movie because it sounds weird sped up.
it ain't me
ambient noise