ITT: romancekino
>>71733175
lost in translation
ONCE
show me a good romance film intended for young men to watch
I don't believe you can
Objectively
1. Orson Welles
2. Jean Renoir
3. Charles Chaplin
4. Federico Fellini
5. Sergei Eisenstein
6. Alfred Hitchcock
7. John Ford
8. Akira Kurosawa
9. Jean-Luc Godard
10. Luis Bunuel
11. Ingmar Bergman
12. Carl Theodor Dreyer
13. Francis Ford Coppola
14. Michelangelo Antonioni
15. Stanley Kubrick
16. Vittorio De Sica
17. Buster Keaton
18. Yasujiro Ozu
19. Jean Vigo
20. Kenji Mizoguchi
>>71733029
>No Christopher Nolan
Your list is shit, pleb.
>>71733029
>Objectively
OP is objectively a fag
>Eisenstein
>not Tarkovsky
>Fellini
>not Pasolini
>Godard
>not Cocteau
>Antonioni
>not Leone
What a plebe list
>YOU THINK YOU CAN THREATEN MARTHA?!?!
>proceeds to drag the 3 sun-powered bad guys into a local town, instead of in farm area
Our hero.
>>71733025
In his defense, at this point he doesn't know to control his powers well. He's still inexperienced.
>>71733025
He isn't Superman yet in Man of Steel - that's why the movie isn't called Superman. He's just a guy trying to figure shit out, trying to find his place in this world and temper his emotions. He doesn't know what he's doing. He's just beating the shit out of a guy that put his hands on his mom. As if either one of us wouldn't chimp out in that scenario.
Gearin' up to watch this sucker after several years.
Is this film a meme or magic??
Meme trash
>>71732963
I think I will take my chances about 10 mins in and looks aight so far.
Thanks for the critique anyways anon :^)
>>71732963
I think it's great.
Go to school boys
BITTY!
>>71732902
>those guys actually paying for porn
i really dont get it, hollywood HAS TO have some kind of bad movie quota they must meet.
no one could have thought this was a good idea, no one
>>71732683
does anyone else think there is some kind of bad movie quota too? like to make the good movies seem that much better? or maybe a way to just get people paid or something?
I feel like im taking crazy pills here.
>>71732673
>>71732719
I bet its like some money laundering scheme. Cause this movie looks like trash even on paper before it was made.
You would have to be an idiot to think this turd could be successful.
>ywn be the dowdy assistant editor of a high-flying new york fashion magazine
Why even live bros? ;_;
>that one time the head magazine woman seduced a man with her feet
>>71732528
I thought this was going to be another thread about that qt muslim porn star from the thumbnail on the catalog
what a disappointment>>71732551
This scene still gives me chills and almost makes me cry ;__; .. Will there ever be another Lost bros??
>>71732473
GoT is better in every single way.
>>71732473
the leftovers
>>71732536
This
Leftovers is the only series that can help you fill the void lost left.
>>71732500
Lmao
Post em lads
i really enjoyed the film but this shit was just next level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0mpJoCl_k4
>>71732437
That's not the original. Try again.
>>71732502
i bet your fun at parties dj fedora
>>71732437
What's his best role?
The King Of Jew York
Nick in the deer hunter
Watch dude in pulp fiction even though he's only in it for six minutes
Eggplant in true romance
Ex mobster in Joe dirt (seriously he's great here)
>>71732415
King of New York
How did he not see this coming?
>Do everything for the family
>Not italian so you get whacked anyway
What's the point?
Who was he looking at?
>>71732278
God
>go to the cinema
>Negro gentlemen in the front row provide apt and witty commentary on whatever is happening on the screen
Why aren't more cinemas providing this service?
>>71732092
dumb ifunny.co poster
Mwaaah yes the resident kino nubian, indeed what would kino be without him and his exellence
>>71732924
>resident kino nubian
What the fuck was his fucking problem?
He just wanted to return that girl's doll but some tranny buried him in snow.
>>71732010
Well, this eyebrows for starters. Eeesh
he was mongolian, the most evil people on the planet. the atrocities they commited dwarf that of white people but you won't ever hear about it...
- chinese victim of slavery in inner mongolia
Ok, so Klingons are a warrior race, right?
Well why don't they cut their hair short so that their enemies don't grab it during combat?
As it stands, it looks like they'd be easy pickins in a huge melee.
Klingons don't give a fuck
They eat live worms and sleep on slabs. Why the fuck would they worry about their hair?
>>71731965
If someone grabs a Kingon's hair, it's scalp falls off. Similar to how a lizard can shed it's tail when it's been grasped onto.
based on that logic, why aren't you asking why they don't actually pursue technology and medicine more eagerly?
why didn't japanese samurais cut their hair short or whatever?
there's a motivation to keep your hair long for honor, but that doesn't get overridden by the desire to be prepared to fight.
culture is complicated. waving away questions like these is really easy - stupidly so.
Am I the only one that is still pissed off that Friends ended???
>>71731829
maybe.
I feel like they totally could have kept it going.
>>71731829
I think most people are pissed that it existed in the first place