I'm dumb. Someone explain this to me.
>>67277272
The short version: Time travel
tl;dr - Summarized. Two men discover a time machine and see their future selves working. Assuming a cyclical version of time travel, they do not interact with their time travelling future selves, and travel back into the past, as their duplicates did. Things go awry when they decide to try to change the past.
Long story - Continuing from summarized: one of them decides to try and change the past to get more money than the other. This leads to some complications. To make...
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>>67277272
always have a safety for yer safety bro
>>67277272
is this the one where the girl is a guy and timetravels back to fuck herself?
How would you have fixed this?
>>67277270
By removing it's budget
Ax Trank. Ax cast. Work out Spidey deal with Marvel. Cast Tom "Based" Cavanagh as Reed Richards and plan a trilogy of fun family space and science adventures.
>>67277270
They should have gone full chocolate and had Tyler perry direct.
I liked it. Chloe was as cute as ever and the story was interesting enough to make me continue watching. A solid 8/10.
Did it leak?
do Chloe's feet get an airing?
>>67277289
>Did it leak?
The.5th.Wave.2016.HDRip.XviD.AC3-EVO
>do Chloe's feet get an airing?
No.
>>67277247
*SNAP*
Why is James Franco playing yet another irreverant wisecracking character? Does he not realize this isn't one of his pineapple movies?
Why are the showrunners trying to turn this into another cliche horror movie with the dead people saying "you don't belong here" and cockroaches crawling everywhere?
is James Franco gay?
>>67277220
very
daily reminder
What is Lynch's best movie and why is it pic related?
It's actually Wild at Heart
>10/10
inland empire
eraserhead
>9/10
lost highway
>8/10
mulholland drive
>7/10
wild at heart
>6/10
blue velvet
>5/10
dune
elephant man
Blue Velvet is his best.
I'll start
>>67277029
>Zack Snyder
>Greatest in history
tfw your favourite director is the keyboard shortcut for 'slow playback'.
>watch Black Mirror 1st season
>woman cucked by a pig
>man cucked by pornstars fag
>man cucked by typical alpha male that fucks everything
is this show only about how other people cuck the fuck out of others?
>>67276590
Projection
>>67276617
what do you mean? it's a projection of the creator for his cuckold fetish?
>>67276590
Cuckolding elicits a very powerful reaction from UKfags
I think this scene should be more memorable. I never saw it mentioned anywhere. You think that the sentence like "Hey, remember when Ray Liotta was fed with his own brain in that movie?" would have some punch to it.
This scene completely ruined the atmosphere of the film. I was really tense for most of it, but I couldn't help but laugh histerically at this.
The next scene kinda brought it back tho.
silence of the lambs and red dragon were somewhat grounded in reality, but this shit was bonkers
i'm not saying it wasn't entertaining, but it was more like a cartoon
>>67276526
Maybe the delivery was bad. Who knows what some other actor would do with that scene.
Are you ready for more Erin tonight?
kinda hoping she becomes like an anti-sidekick to jimmy. she cute as hell too
I wonder if we will see her get progressively thicker as BCS goes on.
>>67276486
the fuck is an anti sidekick
>63 years old
How ?
masturbating to child porn regularly
>>67276446
It was just regular porn wasn't it? The scandal was because he was whacking it in public.
So yeah, about Megan...
>>67276236
Listen lad, what I don't understand is why Emmett and Michelle didn't just plan on jumping Howard when his back was turned, getting his gun and then go about building their retarded hazmat suit or doing whatever the fuck else they wanted to do. Michelle already glassed the shit out of Howard once, and Emmett was able to force his way in the shelter earlier in the film... so why not wait it out a bit? Howard was growing more chill with each passing day... dude was cooking them food and playing apples to...
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>>67276349
I didn't get that either. Didn't the kitchen have knives? Stab him to death while he's watching Pretty in Pink and proceed from there.
>>67276349
Howard's a big guy. I could see him overcoming two small injured people
A Super Mario movie
Mario and Luigi (John C. Reily and Will Ferrell) are a couple of low time plumbers who also happen to have an iq of 48, Mario has a girlfriend, Peach (who is actually a hooker and a drunk played by Kathryn Hahn).
One day Mario and Luigi won 100 million from the lottery, so Peach, being the whore that she is, decided to tell her pimp, Bowser (Craig Robinson) and they hatch a plan to leech it off the two plumbers. by pretending that Peach is kidnapped by Bowser
Meanwhile Mario and Luigi's cousins, Wario (Danny Mcbride) and Waluigi...
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Edgy
Actually not half bad
A thriller about an FBI agent searching for an international terrorist only known as 'Stripes' ,wearing a striped suit and glasses. Stripes has no name, no prints, no nothing, and can only be seen amidst the chaos from a CCTV footage looking directly at the camera before an explosion happens.
The Agent must race against time before Stripes could orchestrate another attack, they figure out that the next target is Washington DC, As the Agents slowly uncover Stripes' past, they are horrified when it is revealed that his name is Waldo
How does RLM stay afloat? Their Patreon is barely pulling in money, I mean they get a little bit but it's not the amount you'd expect given their production values. Their views aren't all that crazy either, and given how sparse their uploads are.. how can they afford to keep this up? There's nobody that can compete with their production at their budget or size. I mean, yeah, some faggot is gonna dismissively reply to me about "m-muh sets" but they certainly do a lot more than the majority of content creators.
I really hope they can keep...
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>>67275932
They're not funny anymore.
They do it for free.
How much money/profit do you think they made from Space Cop?
Where's the fucking sticky?
>it's real
damn...rip
>>67275635
>Take the FUCKING elephant!!
The name isn't buddy..The name is Durrant...Robert G DURRANT.
How does this get praise? It's not even funny bad it's just bad
Different take on zombies. Actually explains how they are created and why they need to feed. Speak, coordinate, and strength make them the worst zombies you could ever encounter.
>people with brains enjoy it
>it is funny
>it is self aware before every movie was but after zombies were an established genre
>it delivers some lore to the zombie that is scary as fuck
>still included some gore and tits
>How does this get praise?