So we're all in agreement this is the best lightsaber fight in all of Star Wars, right?
no it's one of the worst
the best is the Luke vs Vader fight in RotJ
>>67404187
>>67404187
Return of the Jedi
what does /tv/ think about this one?
Look at me. I am da captain now.
Solid film. Maybe the last good Cage film.
Plus Jared Leto gets murdered which is always a plus.
Great film. Very underrated, one of the movies I refer to when I try and say Nic Cage is actually a decent actor.
ITT: We pay respects to the two people who tried to salvage the movie but eventually got cucked by Zack the Hack
>>67404090
Can we save them?
I think Amy will be fine
>>67404090
Tell me did they at least had good chemistry? ;_;
>>67404090
Damn, they knew all along. The eyes give it away
Will Evans help his friend?
>his friend
He's laughing at his loss
>>67403951
>1. Evans looks at Cavill, Cavill avoids eye contact.
>2. Evans smiles to force Cavill into looking at him, Cavill looks at him trying to adopt a polite but indifferent expression, trying to hide his spaguetti.
>3. Evans openly laughs at Cavill's autism, Cavill smiles in a forced way, going into full damage control mode.
It's painful to watch, desu.
>>67403951
Yes. The jl/avengers crossover will save DC and both marvel and DC will start a golden age of cinema.
>It's a bobby is a sjw so he can orbit girls episode
>>67403471
>it's a bobby gets turned into a bigger bitch than he already is by 3 cock teases episode.
>it's a bobby uses an Internet buzzword because the last season ran out of material.
>>67403471
>it's OP posts a picture for ants episode
What happened to the you know, raping and pillaging?
>>67403197
only in the summer, they take time off raping and pillaging in the winter, plus who wants to get their cock out in the snow.
Ragnar is a race-mixing degenerate junkie christian now, because that's what turdstianity does to you
>>67403197
Wait there's even white male asian female in a fucking VIKINGS show?
When will the attack on asian masculinity end? I'm tired of this as an asian male it's everywhere. I see it on the street and now I have to see it everywhere on TV.
Ahhh looks like everyone is getting into that nostalgia game.
>>67402610
Fake as fuck
>>67402610
Holy shit, this is real.
>>67402694
First post on their FB page right now.
>tfw no qt3.14 hairy monkey gf
>>67402218
Ape, not monkey, was even brought up in the same movie
>tfw no good Planet Of The Apes remake
This is how AIDS was started.
ITT we post about times we acted like the Driver
>be me
>a little socially awkward, not ugly, but have trouble keeping conversations interesting
>watch "Drive" and decide i'm going to change my life
>I will become the driver
>buy solid color henley t shirts, a jean jacket, and skinny jeans
>start college next month
>meet roommate at move in day
>"hey anon, i'm stephen, its nice to meet you"
>want to respond but remember i have a new image now
>look directly at him
>letting the silence hang in the air, counting to 10 in my head
>"hey"
>he seemed a little off put but at least im not the one feeling uncomfortable for once
>one week later
>roommate asks if i want to go to a rush party with him, and these two girls he met the night before
>"ok"
>"great, but it's off campus, do you know anyone who could drive us?"
>get really excited... but remember to count to ten first
>.....
>"I drive"
>"ok, thanks bro, it'll be worth it when you see these girls. they are smoking hot. and i've been talking you up to one of them."
>i begin to get nervous, because i've never had much success with girls.
>I think about how driver would handle the situation
>say as little as possible
>be mysterious
>>67160280
>on our way to pick up the girls
>I decide tonights the night i bust out my driving gloves, and my roommate notices
>"cool gloves anon"
>i nod and slip in a toothpick
>pull up to the girls house
>roommate gets out to get them
>"you've got a five minute window, anything happens...
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>>67160337
keep going..
BRAVO ZACK
>>67401582
>b-but it's Marvel's fault
>>67401582
this should be rock bottom for WB, it should be a wakeup call. Instead we're stuck with a Zack Snyder Justice League.
>>67401582
it cant be THAT bad can it??
More proof that the Paul Blart cinematic universe is much better than whatever DC manages to shit out.
>>67401579
Paul Blart 3: Supercop when?
PBMC was cute desu
Paul Blart vs Billy Madison will break box office records.
I had to turn it off after 12 minutes. Should I try again?
the village in kazakhstan is one of the best parts of the film's scripted parts, if not the best
if you can't appreciate kazakh villagers being paid under a dollar an hour go elsewhere
>>67401494
Yes. Always finish a movie or your opinion of it will be worthless
>>67401494
u r prolly a g u fag
>Only dream I ever have … is it the surface of the sun? Everytime I shut my eyes … it's always the same.
Does anyone else love this film?
No, you are the only one.
>but muh third act
is the plebbiest criticism I've ever heard for a piece of kino.
>>67401514
The third act had the best scenes of the entire film.
Besides the moment where you go "why did they cast Gambino, whose dick did he have to suck to get that part?" are there any actual flaws to this movie, besides MAYBE runtime?
Wasn't long enough. Too many conveniences, the outcome of a lot of scenes were heavily telegraphed (food shuttle launch).
>Reddit-tier dialogue and humour
>Dumbed down science
>One problem arises, is solved within 3 minutes. Repeat for 3 hours.
>No sense of loneliness since it keeps cutting back to Earth/the other space ship every 30 seconds
>No tension because everything is immediately fixed
>Shit direction and acting, incapable of presenting any kind of emotion through non-verbal communication so they just resort...
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>>67401203
>Wasn't long enough
>needed to be longer
Lol, no one gives a shit after a movie after 2 and a half hours
>What?
in the butt
>>67401000
thanks mate
>>67401660
i said what what?