>Implying you can find a flaw in this
>>67493163
wrong
childhood = batman
teenagehood = joker
adulthood = gordon
Fuck does this even mean
>>67493163
Well, considering I grew up, none of this is relevant to me, so there's your flaw and (You)
Will the director's cut salvage it?
As long as it's through his carotid
It's only 30 minutes of extra content. Not gonna happen.
>>67492843
Noice
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident
movie when?
what other mysteries do you want to see made into a movie?
There was
A house
In new orleans
Literally Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong....
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I tried to watch this movie in Bongland but the cinema said there were problems with the sound on the DCP
or in other words "We couldn't be fucked showing it so we made up an excuse"
lel
>this is what protestants consider real kino
I remember back in high school they would make us watch Christian movies. I saw more of Kirk Cameron than any lovestruck tween ever did.
Looking at this advertisement makes me feel nostalgic in a way. Tell me, what's the movie actually like? Is it a pseudo-documentary or is there actually an attempt at a plot? Is there even some mild acknowledgment of alternate theories existing, or is it exclusively propaganda?Does it actually understand what a scientific theory is or does it think it means whatever you can guess while high?
What went wrong?
>>67492426
What's his name again?
>>67492437
Dan "Let me sniff your sole, for a big hit role" Schneider
ITT: Comedies you like but don't actually make you laugh
Most well made comedies desu.
Its very rare that I actually burst out laughing at something. Usually the most I give is the occasional "heh".
What's wrong with me?
desu pic related was extremely depressing for me but I still liked it
Futurama
Did anyone else enjoy this?
It was ok. Would have been better in drugs, but I'm not into that. Maybe you are? That's my take on it.
>>67492130
I just really enjoyed it, I saw it in theaters when it first came out and saw it recently, for some reason I enjoyed it a lot both times
It wascomfy
>"How capable are your soldier's general? "
>"I won't have you question my methods!"
>"They're obviously skilled at committing high treason, maybe Leader Snoke should reconsider using a clone army.
TFA had awesome banter. Kylo & Hux's interactions on the Star destroyer were fucking great. I truly don't understand when people say this movie was bad.
>>67491949
because rey and finn's interactions were trash tier. Finn was reduced to the side character while Rey got the women power treatment.
>>67491949
Why were all the antagonists pasty white fuckbois.
Kylo had the best bantz in the movie until he kinda became a bitch. I see why he did, but I hope in VIII he brings back the banter
what went wrong?
Is this even in pre-production yet?
this is going to be so unremarkable
My grandad was at dunkirk
according to wikipedia- snyder is fully christian
>>67491624
HAHA, epic post anon!
>>67491624
Seriously there were so many attacks on the idea of the Christian God... Was Jewish as fuck. Ben Affleck was bad ass. Better than Christian Bale. Because he's American. LOVED THE CINEMATOGRAPHY TOO!!!
8/10
What the FUCK was his plan?
>>67490924
He needed to setup the ground work for the next movies. That was his plan.
Good fucking question what was he gonna do once superman was killed? Just let doomsday fuck shit up?
To become God by killing God.
Be careful sir, your wife is hot!
wew
>>67490874
Sorry my brother, we're separated but I still have to pay for her movies and popcorn every week according to our divorce settlement. She loves the BBC though!
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The mobile redditor strikes again.
This was great, but I felt like the ending was unnecessary, a few minutes too long, really. It could have easily endedon Michelle looking out at the alien ship in the distanceand it would have had just as much if not more of an emotional impact.
Solid 8/10 flick though
Wait, I forgot, this is /tv/, meaning no one's seen this since it isn't capeshit.
I was loving the film so much until the ending, really killed the mood, do as you say and cut as she sees the ship, or alternatively cut as you see clover or something that'd link it more with the first film (I do realise we were told not to expect a direct sequel but srsly this could be called literally anything else and still be the same film)
My friends who watched it with me bet its just sequel bait for some "battle L.A: clover edition"
John Goodman was ebin
>>67491299
Agreed man. Movie is fantastic right up until the alien boss battle
There is a docmentary about vaccines causing autism that was forced to be pulled from Tribeca. Does this pretty much confirm that it's true. Similar to the holocaust thing, 'to learn the truth figure out what you are not allowed to talk about'
>>67490747
yyyyyyyyyyyeah, nah.
>>67490747
>vaccines cause autism
>muh holohoax
Well if you enjoy being an autistic faggot with no life or friends, you could certainly believe those things. You're an idiot for doing so, but this is a free country, so feel free to be as retarded as you can possibly be.
>>67490873
>free country
>liberals demand censorship when views come out they disagree with
Trump can't be president soon enough
What could be done to get Brendan back in business? Not even meming, the man started off with films like School Ties and a couple other legitimately serious roles. Seems like after being the heroic goofball one too many times the industry just gave up on him. Someone really needs to take a chance on him and rekindle his career.
Get /fit/.
That's why he got work.
>>67490543
>lose the weight
>grow a beard
>and start acting like he hates the world
hollywood doesn't deserve his smile and goofiness anyways
There's no hope.