How do you pronounce DCucks? Is it dee-sucks or dee-cucks?
DINGDINGDING IM CRAZY LMAO
Is it worth watching?
Guys how do I become Ellen Page's wife?
look like a teenage homely girl forever and play in movies with actors that greatly overshadow you all the time.
ITT : Movies that went from 0 to 100 nigga real quick
When is Ferguson coming back to save late night from this abomination it has become?
Colbert is fucking terrible. He should get guests who are actually interesting and stop doing bits for middle school kids.
The only time he's remotely funny is when he gets into politics.
Anyone know of a livestream that does OJ?
are we going to get a ''this is what Saul was doing when Walt was kickig ass'' season?
Why is /tv/ so obsessed with pretending to know better than everyone else to the point of praising some awfully edited, paced, written and shot piece of shit just because of some film school dropout-tier symbolism that's handled so clumsily its themes and meanings are almost stated in-dialogue?
The worst part about every human on earth believing that everyone else is dumber than them is braindead morons like these that can only talk in memes saying that you're dumb for not praising comic book shit.
>Hi I'm Brett, and everything about my appearance and demeanor demonstrates that I'm the biggest cuck in the entire world
>please take my opinion seriously after I apologize to you for a minute and a half
>this is the savior the DCuck has chosen for himself
Could you possibly get any more cucked, DCuck?
When will a new Joseph McCarthy arise to purge the cuckolded communists from Hollywood once again?
Is Batfleck the best Batman portrayed on screen?
>inb4 "too early to know"
no, and even if it was daniel day lewis he still would be stuck a bad movie with nothing to work with.
bale was good, keaton was best, adam and clooney gave no shits and had fun. kilmer was a fine placeholder, and so is affleck.
BvS is still fant4stic levels of shit and makes even batman and robin look like a fucking masterpiece
Well he was pretty good as Bruce but he seemed to have no qualms with murdering people which was really surprising from Batman. At least Nolan's Batman was psychotic enough to somehow justify to himself that as long as he wasn't actually pulling the trigger it wasn't actually him killing people. This one on the other hand has no such illusion.
So, his superpower is not having a Penis?
So which was better?
>Carpenter wraps up the Halloween series in a satisfying way.
>Tries to pursue his dream of making a horror anthology series
>Season of the Witch flops because the average horror fan is a brain-dead retard who thinks a man in a William Shatner mask is "thrilling".
>Slasher movies dominate for the next 20 years.
Why do horror fans always want more of the same? Do you need to see a 6 foot tall man killing teenagers(and dying to a virgin...
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Subhuman horror fans just want to see their power fantasy characters (Jason, Freddy, Michael, etc) do what they can't.