>movie has a narrator
>>67638672
>movie has an unreliable narrator
>>67638672
>movie doesn't have interracial sex
Dropped.
>>67638672
>movie has a plot
>That moment when Batman literally shits himself
Bravo Snyder
>>67638631
WHY SNYDER
>>67638631
I like how Bats raises his hand like "WAIT IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO"
>>67638631
Why didn't they just make it so Batman in the iron suit can fight superman a la The Dark Knight Returns?
What we have here is retarded. I never once felt like it was a fair fight and instead it feels like Batman basically cheats
>Drugs expand your mind!
>The US government is fascist/full of nazis!
>Oswald didn't kill JFK, M-MUH GRASSY KNOLL!
>Has literally said "WAKE UP AMERICA"
>"LOL GOATBOY"
Bill Hicks: The Edgy Teenager of the Internet, But For Comedy
Yeah. I'm embarrassed by my Bill Hicks phase.
>>67637538
That bit about sucking your own cock though.
You have to judge comedians on the basis of before and after they starting to buy into their own shit.
See Kennison, Hicks, Carlin, et fucking all.
After seeing this shit: >>67634605, I really must ask:
What do you Americans find funny?
>inb4 le ebin fail Happy Madison burp snart toilet humour xD
>>67637529
Bill and Ted's bogus journey
>people have fun while watching movies
THE NERVE
>>67637548
I admit, that was pretty good.
Season 10 finale.
Whats gonna happen in season 11 guise?
https://youtu.be/DrLgAop9AE8
More bad writing?
When they're doing shit likestealing the truck or robbing Sam's officeit gives me hope they still know how to do the show. But then shit likeDonna still being a character, Tom Arnold being there for more than one episode, Lahey being Ricky's real dadmakes me realize the heyday is long passed.
It was better than S9, but only marginally.
>>67637895
anyone here watching this?
The one with Elijah Wood was nice
Dan Murl or whatever hes name is, is literally the only decent guy there who actually knows what hes talking about
>that episode with stuckman spilling spaghetti
You could tell he was pissed and he was internally "REEE"ing
Miss me yet?
Umm...no? You are really overrated and was in exactly zero good movies. Stay dead, faggot
>>67637063
who?
When did Rick learn CQC?
He didn't learn. He just remembered the basics of CQC
>>67636852
Rick doesn't use CQC, he just shoots people.
>>67636940
HE DONT TAKE CHANCES ANYMORE!
Are these the most neckbeard movies ever?
Go back to watching Captain America faggot
>>67636693
Tolkien wrote these for his kids. So yes.
He should've said "Martha is the key" so when Batman heard the name he would be like "Oh shit, I gotta save her or this fucker's gonna kill me in the desert" and stop
>jolly rancher captcha
>kek
capeshit containment board when
he was too soon for martha
I mean, that would both save the Martha scene and make the Flash scene relevant to the story, don't you think?
Now Tanye I could get into.
I'm more of a Bane guy myself
Could I get a hat wobble?
>>67636312
For all the retards who didn't understand the movie:
He gave experimental and therefore suspicious weaponry to mercs and had them infiltrate the ranks of random African rebels in the hopes that Lois Lane would go over to cover the story with Secret CIA Agent Jimmy Olsen and that she would be captured so Superman would come and save her at the same time mercs shot rebels so the American government would blame Superman from gun-related deaths in a war zone in another country and ask him to come to a hearing to explain himself so Lex could have a former Wayne employee...
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Just as planned
>instead of getting some alpha Don Draper type Lex Luthor we get a tiny geek who licks his fingers after putting candy in some old dude's mouth
G-great...
yea but remember he's crazy xd lol
YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEEHW TNER RUOY TEG LL'UOY
>>67634617
Goddamn op
can you make a youtube poop of this scene, it'd be epic, thanks and have a nice day
??BANAB??
ITT: directors whom you fully trust
>>67634223
Coen brothers
Hasn't made a film that isn't worth seeing.
OR WE CAN DESTROY!
I CAN SHOOT ANY NIGGER I WANT WITH MY MULTIPASS
THE DAMN DOOR!!
>>67633784