In keeping with the recent trend of trying to make capeshit darker and more serious I think adding an incest subplot to the new Spider-Man films would work well.
>>67706700
It's not really incest if they aren't blood related
>>67706700
you I like
>>67706700
>Peter! You're home from school early...
>"Get me the hot Ginger from Game of Thrones"
>"Sir, shes already starring in an X-Men film"
>"Then get me her short, potato looking friend"
http://www.empireonline.com/movies/deadpool/maisie-williams-wanted-x-men-spin-new-mutants/
>hot ginger from game of thrones
??
>>67706615
Obviously he meant Ygritte,
>>67706615
>forgetting Ros
"Legionary Titus Pullo reporting for duty, ma'am."
How can one man be so based?
>>67706628
He was inspired by a superior commander.
>legionnaire with those toothpick arms
"no"
"It turns out, all the jokes in the movie have already been revealed in the trailer, according to Birth Movies Death."
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/suicide-squad-getting-expensive-reshoot-175609593.html
Damn DC. Get your shit together.
>people are expecting this movie to be good.
I can't wait for the butthurt.
It's gonna suck so bad.
>no quips
this movie is fucking doomed. Pull the plug on the whole universe already.
Zack Snyder has been let go from WB and Justice League has been postponed due to the company revaluating the franchise
Story expected to break soon
Ok.
kek
in your dreams marvelfag
bvs was the kinographic primer, the mindspace has already been implanted even if "professional" critics rejected it. justice league will blow the roof off
>>67705976
OP: studios dont care about critical response
they care about profits
they are a business in case you didn't know
And this film has made money
Why are the women such shit?
Why is there so much swearing?
>bear grylls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBmhNA7JME4
>>67705360
women are naturally incompetent, and therefore complain with low level vocabulary
>>67705374
he's just the host m8
X-files monster of the week
+
Game of Thrones production
=
The Witcher
Make it so.
No, leave it alone.
>>67705008
They are already making a movie from it.
IT would be much better to be a tv series
>>67704981
he's dead tho
Why didn't Picard's hair grow back when he was on the rejuvenation planet in Star Trek Insurrection?
It does, a little. But they're not there very long.
he actually shaves his head, star fleet regs
I thought about this and assumed he didn't de-age enough, as the real Pat Stew started losing his hair at 18 and was that bald by his 30s
What's the /r9k/ of movies?
>>67704350
Are you retarded?
Clearly the answer can't be than but this.
Terminator 1
>>67704422
But that was about a man bettering himself before getting his dick wet
What are some shit posters?
>>67704096
Australia
>>67704114
upvoted
all of them
ENOUGH
Is he cool irl?
>>67704097
no he's a fucking awkward sperg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_59dVv5aQlw
skip to 40:25
see how he feels intimidated in the presence of alpha men and how they notice that and laugh at him
>>67704166
What the fuck is so funny?
What the fuck was his problem?
He was made cause some random alien woke him up instead of his wifes son like usual
He wanted to become the most powerful wizard in history
>QT Girl that takes a bunch of the same courses as I do and I start spending time together
>We talk about movies all the time and I can tell she's really into me
>She's always rubbing my leg and yesterday gave me a little kiss on the corner of my lips when she was leaving campus
>Before that she told me I should watch this documentary she saw on Netflix called "Whores' Glory"
So anyway, I figure it's just some weird...
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who knows, but keep watching and maybe you'll find out
She has a good sense of humor. Marry her.
>>67703483
But I don't want to watch any more dogs fuck.
>>67703566
I'll admit it was pretty funny when the two asian whores started talking about how much Indians smell. Still though.
Friend of mine watched this at a private screening yesterday. He never played the games and thought it was a pretty cool movie with some nice twists.
Summary of what he said:
>Overall a lot better than the Hobbit movies but still pales in comparison with LOTR.
>CGI characters look really amazing, although there are shitty backgrounds in some scenes that distract you
>The soundtrack is amazing
>Dumbest thing in the movie is the forced relationship...
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>>67703429
>>The soundtrack is amazing
Nice!
Always move pre-screening ratings down at least one standard deviation of praise
>shitty backgrounds
I was hoping g they'd have fixed that garbage by the final version... Looks fucking awful in the trailers. Greenscreen everywhere.
>writes Armageddon
>directs the pilot of Lost
>gets jennifer garner relevant
>directs the fuck out of Mission Impossible III and Phillip Seymour Hoffman
>makes a worthy homage to early Speilberg
>brings Star Trek back to popularity and gives it a big budget feel it deserves
>directs an entertaining popcorn sequel that did and would have otherwised passes as...
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>forgetting the only worthwhile thing he actually gave us
>>67703719
>implying i kept on watching that
>implying tv shows hold weight anways
>>67703802