Your absolute favorite line from The Office
>Yeah, D as in Andy
>I did a split and landed on my car keys and tore my scrotum. I need yo to take me to the hospital
>I'VE BEEN MADE A KEKOLD.
-The Nard Dog.
>I tried hopping Kevin, and I bumped my arm and now my elbow has a protruberance.
Have you noticed how none of the 'good' characters in the new Star Wars have flaws?
Rey is literally perfect.
>>67694835
what does this pic symbolize? it reminds of something, i just can't quite put my finger on it...
>>67694932
A thick dark shaft over a small white woman's face?
Doesn't ring a bell
>>67695026
a big long brown phallus shaped object over a young white womans face? maybe it's just me. but im sure there's some hidden meaning there
>Wonder Woman is getting her story updated for a new generation by the acclaimed author Grant Morrison next year, in a graphic novel titled "Wonder Woman: Earth One Vol. 1".
>Not only is her origin story going to be a bit different, but her companion, Steve Trevor, is getting a massive update. Grant Morrison explains:
>"Steve Trevor was always sort of this boring, blonde, blue-eyed dude and that just didn’t cut it in the modern world. I wanted some diversity. But I also...
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I don't know enough of wonder woman lore to care
>>67694676
They blacked WW?
Fuck man comics and videogames are fucking dead
>let's pair strong independent womyn who need no man with a black guy
>that will show those entitled privileged patriarchal white males!
This trend is becoming too obvious. I'm an Asian and don't get triggered by it necessarily, but:
>Star Wars TFA
>Supergirl
>Jessica Jones
They're really pushing this.
>Batman punches Superman
>THIS IS FOR DESTROYING MY FAVORITE PIZZA JOINT
This is gonna be a great thread I can tell, good work on the capeshit thread OP
>Doomsday bursts out of his birthing womb and attacks Superman
>"Geez and mom said I was a colicky baby".
>Alfred, I need you to take control of the Batwing.
>Master Wayne, don't you think joysticks are a tad old fashioned? I'd prefer you replace them with something a bit more advanced - as you know from our tennis matches I'm far more deadly with a Wii remote.
Will Ragnar and the Vikings get BTFO by Rollo and the Franks?
Are Aethelwulf and his wife's son bonding while he gets cucked by his dad, Echbert?
What kind of mischief is going on at Kattlegat with Asslog and who seems to be Odin?
Will we find any of this shit out tonight? Who knows. Get in here faggots.
Bump
15 minutes away niggers
Anyone got a livestream?
>>67695116
This
Kino is a state it is a transcendental sometimes even metaphysical 'instant' of cinema which refuses dialogue or plot for pure emotion or an expression of feeling. A notable example would be this long shot which slowly pans into Batman in Christopher Nolan's 2008 (The Dark Knight) as he stands on a radio mast(55:20) as the music builds a sense of post 9/11 unease into a crescendo. In fact The Dark Knight has another of these moments as Joker hangs out of the police car licking his lips accompanied by a pulsating nihilistic droning, these are the only instances of Kino in Capeshit, other instances of Kino in modern cinema include, but are not limited by:
>The scene in No Country for Old Men where Chigurh crosses a bridge and shoots a single bird
>The ENTIRE 'Lacrimosa' sequence in The Tree of Life
>The opening scene of The Revenant
>The opening sequence of There Will be Blood
>Samsara
Learn to write before trying to sound deep.
Also develop some taste beyond IMDb picks.
>>67693935
>>67693935
You didn't need two full stops you could've just used a comma.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dc3aQOhvKw
Based UNDERuss.o.s
>>67693492
I really wish Hank Pym was Ant-Man
>>67693624
>Expecting marvel to adapt anything right
There's your problem
>>67693492
Is Hawkeye autistic?
It better be fucking Daryl.
>>67692642
There are more chances he will be put in comic than killed in tv series
It won't be Darryl, he's too much of an important character
OFFICIAL /tv/ POLL.
http://strawpoll.me/7242402/r
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fsw42prfp8
Zack clearly states here that WB forced his hand in cutting the movie to two and a half hours.
Why are you still blaming him /tv?
>>67692410
People have made up in their minds forever and ever that he's a "hack".
>>67692410
it's really fucking clear they hacked this movie.
>>67692410
Because he's a hack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD3byJxc9Vc
How does he keep getting work?
>Isn't it sad when Mike Tyson is the smarter black Tyson?
Grassy Ass Tyson on suicide watch.
Who the fuck says that Batman wants to be a bat? He dresses up like one, but he's not sucking blood.
>>67691985
doesn't he only have a Bachelor's in Physics anyway?
She's back, bros.
>>67691974
>another average white slut
wow, cool, am I supposed to
a) know who the fuck she is?
b)care?
>>67692022
You prefer niggers?
>>67691974
How's her new show?
I'm not kidding when I say watching this movie was the most kino experience I've had in my life.
How is elementary school going ?
>>67690467
>watching this movie
Obvious slip, it logically can't be one, since it's kino.
You have become enlightened
8/10 plebs don't know what this means
HAHAHAHAHAHA NICE TRY YOU FAT FUCK YOU'RE STILL GETTING BLACKLISTED
It's not like he was doing that great before this or working with any big studios anymore.
>I'm sorry Ben please call back.
This capeshit thread is SHIT
Does Warcraft have to succeed for more video game movies? Anyone else looking forward to this?
It will fail badly. The average fan base of wow in 2008-2011 was normie as fuck, now the average fan base are a bunch of beta neckbeards. They really fucked up not making this at the height of woes popularity
>>67690380
You don't need to be a player to want to go watch a movie about a game you once played. You don't even need to have played WoW at all, RTS players will be just as excited. WoWs just as popular as always in terms of knowing about it, people just don't play the new expansion because they don't like it.
>>67690278
Yes.
ITT: Young celebrities
Guessing game edition
>>67689388
Before I enlarged the pic I thought that was edward furlong
>>67689388
Gyllenhaal