Your absolute favorite line from The Office
>Yeah, D as in Andy
>I did a split and landed on my car keys and tore my scrotum. I need yo to take me to the hospital
>I tried hopping Kevin, and I bumped my arm and now my elbow has a protruberance.
Have you noticed how none of the 'good' characters in the new Star Wars have flaws?
Rey is literally perfect.
>Wonder Woman is getting her story updated for a new generation by the acclaimed author Grant Morrison next year, in a graphic novel titled "Wonder Woman: Earth One Vol. 1".
>Not only is her origin story going to be a bit different, but her companion, Steve Trevor, is getting a massive update. Grant Morrison explains:
>"Steve Trevor was always sort of this boring, blonde, blue-eyed dude and that just didn’t cut it in the modern world. I wanted some diversity. But I also...
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>let's pair strong independent womyn who need no man with a black guy
>that will show those entitled privileged patriarchal white males!
This trend is becoming too obvious. I'm an Asian and don't get triggered by it necessarily, but:
>Star Wars TFA
They're really pushing this.
>Batman punches Superman
>THIS IS FOR DESTROYING MY FAVORITE PIZZA JOINT
This is gonna be a great thread I can tell, good work on the capeshit thread OP
>Doomsday bursts out of his birthing womb and attacks Superman
>"Geez and mom said I was a colicky baby".
>Alfred, I need you to take control of the Batwing.
>Master Wayne, don't you think joysticks are a tad old fashioned? I'd prefer you replace them with something a bit more advanced - as you know from our tennis matches I'm far more deadly with a Wii remote.
Will Ragnar and the Vikings get BTFO by Rollo and the Franks?
Are Aethelwulf and his wife's son bonding while he gets cucked by his dad, Echbert?
What kind of mischief is going on at Kattlegat with Asslog and who seems to be Odin?
Will we find any of this shit out tonight? Who knows. Get in here faggots.
Kino is a state it is a transcendental sometimes even metaphysical 'instant' of cinema which refuses dialogue or plot for pure emotion or an expression of feeling. A notable example would be this long shot which slowly pans into Batman in Christopher Nolan's 2008 (The Dark Knight) as he stands on a radio mast(55:20) as the music builds a sense of post 9/11 unease into a crescendo. In fact The Dark Knight has another of these moments as Joker hangs out of the police car licking his lips accompanied by a pulsating nihilistic droning, these are the only instances of Kino in Capeshit, other instances of Kino in modern cinema include, but are not limited by:
>The scene in No Country for Old Men where Chigurh crosses a bridge and shoots a single bird
>The ENTIRE 'Lacrimosa' sequence in The Tree of Life
>The opening scene of The Revenant
>The opening sequence of There Will be Blood
It better be fucking Daryl.
Zack clearly states here that WB forced his hand in cutting the movie to two and a half hours.
Why are you still blaming him /tv?
How does he keep getting work?
She's back, bros.
I'm not kidding when I say watching this movie was the most kino experience I've had in my life.
You have become enlightened
8/10 plebs don't know what this means
HAHAHAHAHAHA NICE TRY YOU FAT FUCK YOU'RE STILL GETTING BLACKLISTED
It's not like he was doing that great before this or working with any big studios anymore.
Does Warcraft have to succeed for more video game movies? Anyone else looking forward to this?
It will fail badly. The average fan base of wow in 2008-2011 was normie as fuck, now the average fan base are a bunch of beta neckbeards. They really fucked up not making this at the height of woes popularity
You don't need to be a player to want to go watch a movie about a game you once played. You don't even need to have played WoW at all, RTS players will be just as excited. WoWs just as popular as always in terms of knowing about it, people just don't play the new expansion because they don't like it.
ITT: Young celebrities
Guessing game edition