itt post movies you cant tell if you love or hate
Why so comfy?
direct all capeshit discussion here.
>I drive the Warners crazy
>My trains are filled with gravy
>Sell tickets on the daily
>To women men and babies
>Mickey Mouse and Marvel
>Will take over the whole world
>Snyder, take a ride or we will fuck you with our Spider
>My quips, my quips
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What ever happened to him?
Take my word for it Mr Bond. ...If i execute you then Tomorrow Never Dies ® ™
Where were you when the fucking Russians of all people brought kino back to the action genre?
What's his super power?
he can swim and talk to fish. i dont see how he's gonna be useful for fighting monsters on land. maybe they'll just turn him into Thor and he can jump around and is really strong and his trident is as powerful as Thor's hammer.
What did /tv/ think about Knock Knock?
Name 1(one) bad scene from this movie.
Protip: you can't
STOP, INVINCIBLE ALIEN SON. LET THIS TORNADO KILL ME, JUST LIKE I DID WITH MY NEIGHBOR'S HORSES.
>1.59m, 80 pound midget girl with spagetti arms hay-makers a metal teflon-coated plasma fiber nazi WW2 helmet - victim does three double back-flips and flys backwards into the wall 30 feet away and snaps his hip.
>Muh Feminist Machine
>The hero women need
Meanwhile when men are playing tough guys who beat lots of people up they have to get ripped as fuck. What if Cap stayed his skinny self from the first movie and was beating people up? Everyone would laugh at it. Yet when women are anorexic and fight off multiple guys its just standard movie shit.
>tfw you will never see a movie portrayal of Star Killer
Rey was called hey Mary Sue for being badass with no explanation given. The trailer goes out of its way to explain that she's been to badadd since she was 15. will she still be called Mary Sue?
It could work, but I highly doubt it after TFA. She'll be good at everything and people like this >>67997345 will somehow defend it. Just because they tell you the character can do anything, doesn't make it OK unless they're like a literal god in movie.
It's a different director and the story isn't about her. It's about stealing the death star plans. TFA was about Rey with a side story of blowing up starkiller. I have a feeling Jones will die
I thought it was pretty good with some relatively minor faults.
What's suppose to be the big fucking problem with it?
>ultron is lame
>final battle is horde mode, again
>twins are in the movie for no reason
>widow/banner romance for no reason
Still an okay flick, but Furious 7 was the better Avengers film released that year
>ultron is lame
you literally never saw the movie.
>final battle is horde
>twins are in movie for no reason
you literally never saw the movie