ITT: Movies with no substance beyond visual viscera
Film is a medium where the visuals are the primary form of substance.
Define substance first
>>68099707
Exactly
Who else /disappointed/ by this season finale?
I want to make love to Carl's boipussy
>>68099582
Let's stay on topic, shall we?
>>68099889
okay
>Tomboy, a Revenger's Tale (2017)
>Following an ace assassin who is double crossed by gangsters and falls into the hands of rogue surgeon known as The Doctor who turns him into a woman. The hitman now a hitwoman sets out for revenge, aided by a nurse named Johnnie who also has secrets
Will trapkino be the next big thing?
>>68099439
holy shit, this is real
>>68099439
>who turns him into a woman
is it sci-fi or fantasy?
>>68099439
no man has ears like that
Its Steven Seagal's birthday. Whats his best movie and why is it out for justice
>>68099384
why is this a spoiler?
>>68099610Why is this?
It's pretty amazing that even after almost 40 years, the original Stormtrooper design still looks great on-screen.
>>68099193
except it doesn't and they look very out of place
>>68099213
They looks out of place because they're surrounded by newer, shittier designs.
>>68099213
This. Their helmets are the only good looking part of the armor, everything else is clunky as fuck.
Is he the only HP actor that made it out? Emma Watson doesn't do shit nowadays and Ron is fucking forgotten
Oooh, believe.
Embrace the manlet. Embrace the manlet. I come in peace, let me rub those rockin' feets.
>Ron is fucking forgotten
u wot m8?
>>68099120
>Ron is fucking forgotten
I think that's intentional. He seems perfectly happy just living off of the HP money, and never having to work again, except for when he wants to.
>movies with promising ideas but terrible execution general
pic related
Not exactly bad execution, but holy fuck did it fall flat. Spoiles incoming.
>builds tension the whole fucking movie
>small panic attacks and depression
>holy shit this movie might actually make a point about depression and how it changes your view on the world
>there might be a gut wrenching scene where all the truths spill out and the ex-wife breaks down because they fucking lost a kid for no reason (kek: rekt at birthday by another kid A++ writing)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>68099185
fuck me I forgot to post the picture
it's The Invitation
>>68099233
>>68099185
more like posts with terrible execution amirite every1 xD
Is Silicon Valley the new The Big Bang Theory?
The elaborate dick joke was an instant classic in television history. 5/5
Other gems:
>"He's so autistic he couldn't even maintain eye contact with the camera!"
>That awkward scene where they directed the sports arena TV at the main character's face.
Soo awkward and relateable.
Not to mention all the hilarious weed jokes.
The Big Band Theory for REAL nerds.
>>68099021
Is this on any streaming services
>>68099079
HBO Go
>>68099136
Shit alright.
Well I've been looking for a show to binge since my brother's watching the American version of The Office and I want to have something of my own so Silicon Valley it is.
did you cry?
I teared up when he said 'I love you' to the grandma
>>68099025
same here
>>68098898
I will watch it later this evening.
Will report back.
How is it that this movie that just got released has next to no people discussing it? What did you guys think of it? I thought it was very well done. I expected it to just be a generic action movie told from first person. Holy shit was I wrong.
No torrents
Hardcore Henry 2
with Vive/oculus
What happened to this guy again?
Soderbergh's latest creation is out. The whole season is released on the internet.
Who's going to watch it?
Where's Sasha?
>>68098638
Didn't that come out a long time ago?
>>68098723
It was turned into a tv show. Elvis' granddaughter is playing the escort now.
How don't they die from hypothermia or pneumonia by walking in the cold water and sleeping onto the snow?
And what grass did the Indian use when sprinkled Glass' wounds?
>>68098497
they have heavy fur coats, are used to being outside and aren't pussies
probably weed
>>68098667
>they have heavy fur coats
you can have the heaviest fur coats in the world but still die because your shoes are wet and there is winter outside
>>68098497
they slept in their trailers
Post a good moment from The Hobbit trilogy that you actually liked.
Not pic related.
>>68098488
Smaug was cool
The entire Gollum scene was amazing
Pls go back to 9 gag or Mexico.
the first two movies were good for the most part.
the actual battle of the five armies is where it went to shit
Thoughts?
>>68098354
Vintage
Who is this cunt?
Starts tonight boys. Why no thread?
Boring show
looks like the woman in the white dress is glitching
lol literally what?