JA VOO SALOO
where are your snowniggers now?
why is rollo such a piece of shit? is it because deep down in his heart he's always been a traitorous frenchman?
History is filled with brothers vying for the same kingdom, so Rollo is just playing his part. Besides, he's clearly talented enough to rule - in some capacity.
But he's still a traitor, and that's why he's going to get the worst possible outcome
So, pretty much anything that isn't released by Disney is going to get trashy reviews. Right?
>>68258008
Who cares? Can you not come to your own conclusions without someone spoonfeeding you?
Still butthurt over BvS, are you?
Yep
https://es.scribd.com/doc/308457900/Tweet-List
Kill me.
>illuminati presents the dr. seuss' grinch in theaters 2017
what did they mean by this
>>68257806
featuring Bernard Cumberdingle as the voice of the Grinch!
>yfw The Grinch is retconned as a green minion
Can we all agree that Conan is still the best late night host?
Agreed, Conan is great. Why doesn't he get as many viewers as other talk show hosts?
He's my favorite and has been for years. Something about his type of comedy just gets me you know.
Jimmy Kimmel is also funny, especially when he's making fun of Matt Damon.
James Corden has the best format in my opinion though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oifRCyBnPHU
Currently airing, easily. Letterman was his superior though.
How much will Captain America: Civil War make?
36 gorillion dollars
My prediction: $1.3bn, between Iron Man 3 and Ultron. Better movie and reviews and rise of China. It would be higher if 3rd world economies weren't all in the economic shitter.
>>68257560
More than Ultron.
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's...
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Why are Asians so bad at portraying romance?
>>68257594
Because they're bad at actual romance. Low birth rates and all...
>>68257594
>He hasn't watched any Kar Wai
>Andrew Garfield is a bad Spiderman, he looks too much like a model!
U MIRIN BRUH?
he looks like the drug dealer that lives next to me
>>68257542
Emma Stone is the perfect Frog Girl tho
What went right?
>>68257475
Dat ass
>>68257475
almost everything
+ amazing casting
+ interesting setting
+ literally, LITERALLY the best ass in existence
+ based goat
+ actually showed the witch instead of pulling an "it's all in their heads" move
+ best on-screen portrayal of The Devil in the history of cinema
- little kids were p. annoying
- not enough Thomason asshole
- mom's face spookier than the actual witch
- there was at least one jump scare, when there should have been none
What did he mean by this ?
He didnt say it though
>6 famous actors who were paid into being in bad movies
Ftfy
>>68257435
What about the cast of Movie 43?
CURRENT FRONTRUNNER FOR YOUNG HAN SOLO IS A LITERAL FUCKING COWBOYActually I don't mind this choice. Haven't seen him in much but he was charming as hell in Hail Caesar.
>>68257403
http://deadline.com/2016/04/star-wars-han-solo-movie-alden-ehrenreich-frontrunner-cast-1201737425/
Forgot Source
I'm just glad it's not whiplash douchebag or james franco's manlet brother
Based on some of the other options that have been floating around, I think I'd be happy with this.
I'm still mad
>It's a Debra gets personally involved episode>It's every episode, stupid bitch
Wew lads
>>68257394
Did they made more Dexter after season 4?
>>68257452
she was horribly written and acted
I can't even
Does /tv/ like Movie Fights?
>>68257282
plebs arguing with other plebs?
I'm gonna say no
>>68257282
It's fun when they get celebrities.
No.
Is it plausible that batman could actually exist?
Plausible but not likely.
Batman has plot armor. A real life Batman would have no such armor. One bullet from a swat team sniper to his face...down for the count.
>>68257237
Weekly World News used to cover this story about BatBoy, who was half-bat half-human child. That was 20 years ago, so it is likely that if he has grown up, he is the modern-day BatMan. So I'm going to say yes.
>>68257269
yeah but i'm sure a real life batman with the capabilities wouldn't get shot so easily
I'll start. Pic related.
>>68256997
Equilibrium.
Miami Connection
What the shit fuck did I watch /tv/!
The prequels were at least comfy. This is like bollywood made a cringy remake tribute of the OT.
That said, a couple of points.
One, the reason Rey beats Ren is because Snoke helps her. It could either be part of Ren's training, or Rey is Snoke's objective.
Two, the reason Finn has remorse in killing others even though he felt destroyed when one of them died, is because the dead guy was a pilot as well. They were partners.
I don't wanna touch why Leia hugged Rey. That was some sith like mind control.
I wish...
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>>68256889
tell me, how fast were you disappointed?
>>68256889
>One, the reason Rey beats Ren is because Snoke helps her. It could either be part of Ren's training, or Rey is Snoke's objective.
>Two, the reason Finn has remorse in killing others even though he felt destroyed when one of them died, is because the dead guy was a pilot as well. They were partners.
>I don't wanna touch why Leia hugged Rey. That was some sith like mind control.
>I...
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>>68256889
This is jewish racemixing propaganda to exterminate the white race