ITT: times you freaked mom like the jokester
>get home after a long day riding around on the train, staring freakishly at cute girls
>take off my purple joker dinner jacket and throw it onto my bedroom floor
>notice how worn the fabric is
>it's covered in rips and brown stains and still reeks of the time I spilled one of my piss jars on it
>pick up the jacket and inhale deeply
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ITT: actors who bulked up for a role
i actually find it funny when white people make dumb jokes like this because it comes from a place of hatred rather than an ironic distance of amusement. go ahead cumskins, make fun of us. just know you're basically sour milk in this society and what's fresh is skin blessed by the sun.
>Born: May 12, 1981 (age 35)
>Useless machines? You know, one of those useless machines they used to make was called an MRI, and if we had any of those left the doctors would have been able to find the cyst in my wife's brain, *before* she died instead of after, and then she would've been the one sitting here, listening to this instead of me, which would've been a good thing because she was always the... calmer one.
Where did this fat fucking manchild come from? where did Mike and Jay go?
How does one make 'certified fresh' movie? What elements are necessary?
I was with this movie until they started talking about the time relativity. 1 hour on that one planet is 7 years on Earth. That's just made up for Hollywood purposes. The rest of the movie's accuracy regarding black holes and space was on point though.
ITT: Opening scenekino
Essential Kid-kino thread. Go!
pete and pete are not appreciated enough, everyone has to watch it as a kid to broaden their minds.
and it is one of the greatest shows of all time. on par with hbo shows due to its great narrative.
oh cool a show about two white kids in a white neighborhood dealing with white problems! yea i'll pass.
on a relevant note: why couldn't there have been a pete and pete for black kids? we need it more than you. you already had the wonder years. where's my pete and pete huh? black people are still waiting.
What did Jesse Eisenberg mean by this?
How mad would women be if Hocus Pocus was rebooted from scratch and everything cool about it was trashed and it didnt look good or funny at all.
Now take it a step further, what if for no reason the 3 witches were made into 3 warlocks instead.
That's how Ghostbusters fans feel.
Don't forget to make the cat-character female, but also a complete and total idiot. Also the witches at the end need to be defeated with a method that resembles Female Genital Mutilation, because equality.
White Guilt: The Movie
a white man as king of the jungle is inherently racist and there is no way of defending that. the guy should've been played by idris elba at least. we need more black people on screen; not white people. if anything, it would actually be a novel turn in the right direction. so often are remakes and reboots derided, but what if instead these remakes and reboots featured casts of minorities as the leads? that would introduce a breath of fresh air; some originality. food for thought.
What was her fucking problem?
The CIA were using her to take down Batman
>giving women more power than men and putting them in positions of authority
>not a dangerously reckless idea
How was this fat fuck even allowed into boot camp? Are US military entry standards that low?
Can you think of any movie that has anything to do with the number 0.7?
Not 7. 0.7.
Any relation at all.
Lets see what the so called patricians of tv can come up with.