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'Cape May' was the best episode so far.
Why do i feel this way? mostly because James fucking Spader. That's why.
I knew it was a flashback to elizabeth's mom, but they threw enough twists in that it felt enjoyable. Spader did great.
Especially when you get the double reveal that it happened once before with elizabeth and her mom, now her and her daughter.
which is apparently why he cannot stand the other dude since he is basically who Red was.
Why make Black Panther CGI? It looks jarring from this...
>Literally a gay man with BDSM fetish.
Capeshit is worse than I thought.
So who was better?
god versus man
>M. Knight Shamalan approaches Brendan sitting alone at a table in at the dusky cocktail dive
>Fraiser downs his protein scotch and wipes away the snot and tears.
>"Im ready to return Mr. Shamalan, what do you got for me?"
>Brendan i would like you to star in the mummy remake.
>Hot Damn, Brendan slaps the table "IM BACK BABY"
>Theres just one TWIST, sham the man smiles
>You will play as an decrepit old arab porter who helps the young african lead male meet the beautiful young woman who is supposed to be your wife.
>You will be turned into a dusty mummy, since this is a very low budget film, we needed to do this to save money on costume and makeup.
>Your not even the main mummy bad guy,just a goofy henchmen, remember Encino Man? that's what we need here.
>eventually a rat and giant snake eats you during a random action sequence.
>Brendan stops sobbing and quietly asks
"SO, whats the twist?"
>the twist is getting you to accept a check for $1000 since we have to pay your wife the other half for your rights to the 'Mummy' franchise.
>That and the whole fucking movie takes place inside of a scorpion's dream
>>That and the whole fucking movie takes place inside of a scorpion's dream
did he do it?
what is this referencing?
ITT: we finally determine why he wouldn't open his eyes tho
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Is this the best animated series?
What are the best South Park episodes/the ones I have to watch? Never seen one
It doesn't matter, if you weren't watching them as they were airing you're going to be missing absolute fucktons of cultural references that you will never understand. Literally 98% of south park is ripping off old movies and tv shows and parodying current ridiculous shit that's going on in the world or America. That's why the later seasons are actually better because they attempted to break out of that mold somewhat and try to make some interesting original stories. Anyway, it's all...
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the one where they go to the rain forest is pretty good
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson is a classic though.
Why do people hate this again? As a kid I liked it better than the first one desu
Co-Stars where YOU JUST KNOW
Ryan Reynolds donates $5000 to the cinema which violated a Utah law by showing Deadpool
>The Utah Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control last week cited Salt Lake City's Brewvies Cinema Pub for violating state liquor law by showing nudity and simulated sex in a place that serves booze.
Lets get this shit started