>Because you have no cock
What point is he trying to make?
I'm surprised this scene didn't trigger the tranny community
>Needing certain genitals to be considered a certain gender/sex
it's 2016 shitlords. you can have a penis and still be a girl or have no penis and still be a guy
>>68731329
I never make jokes like this because I worry I might start to belive it.
>>68731155
Varys balls were cut out when he was a young boy therefore
-I'm not a kid anymore
-No, you're not, because you no longer have your balls
>when you were a kid you still have balls
Everybody can use the hammer, here is how:
Get a blanket, hold it in the air together. Tell thor to put his hammer on the blanket. Now wrap the blanket with thor helping out. make a knot it in so that it can't fall out. TADAAAAA Now you can swing the blanket with the hammer in it.
You can also just put thor's hammer inside an iron ball with spikes and put chains on it and swing it around.
are you fucking retarded
>>68730639
Everybody can be a retard
Yeah no shit. Red Hulk would move it just by digging it up and carrying it in the dirt.
Magic wand, make my monster GROW!
Dick joke
>>68730566
>FINALLY
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! MAKE MY NIGGAS GROW
It seems all they do is push meme actors, suggest women play dead male singers, and have bad taste in general.
At least with the guys we have a 50/50 chance.Andy and Dan are cool, but the gay, bald comic book writer guy is insufferable. And why bring in Kevin Smith? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2bws_gETGg&t=8m19s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwNMgmIYABU&t=55m19s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcNdCAZbiic&t=55m17s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXrkxKhlFmQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFnP4dLUxpk&t=9m17s
ScreenJunkies as really gone downhill as they expanded with this stuff. It's too bad.
This shit is nothing but capeshit shills and franchise apologists discussing what unnecessary reboots/remakes they would most like to see next.
You're an idiot if you believe its watchable under any circumstances.
>Why are women so terrible?
Fixed that for ya OP
What happens if somebody breaks the glass table while Captain America is pulling on the hammer?
>Hammerposting
Is this a new meme?
*GLASS BREAKS*
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
it falls on the ground and teh ground becomes the new Thor
Post your personal film of the year so far.
BvS
OOO OOO OOOO I WANNA BE LIKE YOUUUU UUU UUUU
Get in here lads. Should be on in a few
it's shit.
>>68730125
Never said it was good
>It's a Patrick gets kiilled again episode
HEEEEEEEEEEY OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD BUDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>68729967
Admit it, you were all happy when you thought he died in TFA
>>68729967
Hey dex
>>68729967
Hello, dexter, my old friend
Action
MWAHHHHHHHH BANE
Mwuuaahh the masketta, man
>>68729943
For you
>sand snakes attempt to murder princess you're responsible for
>arrest them, let them go after a while
>let them go to the docks with the princess when she leaves
>let them get on the boat with the princess and your son
>walk around with them and chat
Why was Doran so retarded? He should've had them executed and sent their heads to Cersei immediately.
DABID
In the books he never released them from prison. In the books he was intelligent. And had a story.
FUCK YOU D&D REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BAAAAAAAD PUSSAAAAY
ITT: We are the hammersmith hard men.
>LOOK OUT, BIRDS. IT'S THE HAMMERSMITH HARD-MEN!
>SEXIST PIG!
>THAT'S US, BABY!
>>68729815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dgh-MydV9s&ab_channel=GuruMediator
>>68729815
>AH HA HA.. AH HA HA HAAA.... I'VE GOT ONE, I'VE GOT ONE....
> WIND.... SMEAR
>AHAAAA HAAA HAAAA
>No Luke, I am your Father.
>>68729707
My friend thinks Rey is the reincarnation of Anakin and that Luke is already dead when Rey finds him in the end.
God, I hope this leak is true. It's so awful.
Fun fact, Disney's infinity game has a voice clip easter egg where if Rey and Kylo fight Kylo taunts with "At last we meet in battle cousin"
So yeah, Disney blew their load. Lukes Daughter.
>gets killed by a 16 year old girl
bravo giga nigga
how can anyone take this series seriously anymore?
>>68729605
I was laughing my ass off at the King's Landing set.
>dem plastic leaves
>>68729605
they really shouldn't have tried to tackle Dorne. maybe touch on it briefly as an antagonist to the Lannisters, but not give them their own plotlines and shit. now they're trying to cut their losses but it's only getting exponentially more ridiculous
If hammer on the table, and you pull on it, you can use the hammer with the table stuck on it, what's the problem?
Explain why this doesn't happen?
What happens if ironman and captain america hold a blanket in the air and thor puts his hammer on it. What happens?
>>68729530
It's magic in a fictional universe, calm down and apply your autism to something useful.
>trying to find reason in capeshit
just turn your brain off bro is not a meme in this instance tbqh
It's supposed to be science that is so advanced it is indistinguishable from magic.
So, it would probably just lay in the blanket. It's not heavy, it just 'refuses' to be lifted, otherwise, it might crush the table it's sitting on.
ITT: characters who are literally you
>>68729521
what did he mean by this?
>>68729521
I love this movie, I'm glad I get to see it posted on teevee