So... thoughts on this Masterpiece?
I honestly liked it. I thought it was a solid attempt at putting lynchian surrealism into a regular hollywood format, with some terry gilliam-ish stuff thrown in. not bad at all.
never seen
just checked trailer
gonna watch it now
>>68753963
it was Phillip K Dick worship
>drinking 7-8 16oz cans of cider a day
how does someone drink that much and not have to piss every 2 minutes
They do, but as bad as drinking Monsters. My girlfriend was arrested for peeing on a baby. We are both addicted to Monster energy drinks. I couldn't even go to the county jail to bail her out because I couldn't stop peeing.
that's the daily recommended amount of cider you're supposed to drink every day
She was a trip. Like significant liver damage obviously as doctor had said but she didn't seem to even be getting drunk at all. It was all just maintenance for her. Also she has lupus cheeks unless that's the alcohol/liver damage/jaundice as well.
He's gonna get resurrected, r-right?
>>68753842
Gigganigga down, GIGGANIGGA DOWN!
>>68753842
he will arise harder and blacker.
Seriously why even give a fuck about someone who is barely related to his book version, and said all but like 5 words. And never really fights.
D&D must have spent so many sleepless nights deciding whether the Latina or the nigger would win in a sword fight.
Okay. I'm going to do it, but I need some inspiration to help me get there.
I've got a list of movies I'm going to watch to put me over the edge. Help a brother out (and I don't want shit like The Virgin Suicides):
The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
'night Mother
Sunset Limited
Leaving Las Vegas
>>68753811
The Tree of Life
Ordet
Barbette's Feast
The Flowers of St. Francis
The Sacrifice
Andrei Rublev
Wild Strawberries
My movie recommendation for committing suicide is: Please Don't Commit Suicide, a movie by me, in which you tell me why you want to end your life, and I try to convince you not to do it.
Wristcutters: A love story
Your choices are your own.
See you at the crossroads Anon.
It looks like the Gods are still smiling down on us
>>68753778
JUST
>>68753778
Oh Christ, please no!
I thought Ridley said no Alien 5 until he finishes his Prometheus sequels
>hates gays
>dies of AIDS
There's a word for this, what is it exactly? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>68753763
Queerbait?
>hear about Come and See
>look up trailer
How is this possible?
>>68753533
Pretty sure they're a distribution company. They're on a few movies. Look at the bottom right of pic related.
>>68753673
is that kinokino?
It's possible because it's kino.
WHO IS THIS GUY ?
>>68753518
Bond... James Bond... Also dubs.>>68753518
He's pure evil
>>68754014
>He's necessary evil
FTFY
Now that the dust has settled can we all agree this movie was unoriginal and a lifeless corporate product and the prequels are far superior to this garbage?
>>68753373
>Now that the dust has settled
The next step for Hiroshima is to make this shit a bannable offense. Fuck off back to /v/, son.
>>68753373
No and also go away
No.
name 5 movies released this year that aren't capeshit
>>68753165
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice
Jackie Chan
>>68753165
The Witch
10 Cloverfield Ln
Midnight Special
...
Ok, could only remember 3, but I did see all of those at the theater.
>>68753165
Bill and Ted's bogus journey
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla
Rush hour 2
Fresh prince
Shrek
Pretty sure all these are solid MOTY contenders
Whats his name again?
Ben pray every day I don't blow you away Afflecki
>>68753092
Benjamin Géza Affleck-Boldt
>>68753092
Based Shiek Bin Al-Flecki
>tfw kit harrington was telling the truth and jon snow doesn't get resurrected
>tfw melisandre uses her little glamour charm to make theon look like jon snow
>>68753007
>nobody has been resurrected in the show before
>suddenly snow is going to get resurrected
this just ain't right
>>68753084
>>nobody has been resurrected in the show before
But that's not true at all.
>>68753084
>nobody has been resurrected
Wat
what the fuck did I just watch
one of the greatest examples of the Film medium.
A mediocre action movie.
Elder god tier black comedy
i literally tjought they were the exact same person
>>68752934
michael Cera is actully chill and funny. The other kike is an autist geek with an ego and can't act for shit
>>68752979
his lex luthor was pretty good
>>68752934
I thought the right one was a big grown up version of the left one, and he just transforms between the two depending on the role
What does /tv/ think of Gordon Ramsay? Banter king or pretentious asshole?
>>68752838
Bump
>>68752838
I wanna have sex with him then regret it for the rest of my life and I wanna cry as the tests come back positive and try to call him but he completely ignores my calls the rest of forever.
Kitchen Nightmares UK > US