Leaked character breakdowns for the upcoming movie starring Ezra Miller and written and directed by Seth Grahame-Smith.
>IRIS WEST: Christiane Amanpour’s brains and Carrie Bradshaw’s style. An overcaffinated doe. A reporter at the Central City Citizen.
>EOBARD THAWNE: Central City’s Bill Gates. The smartest man in the room. He suffers from advanced degenerative disease and is confined to a wheelchair.
>FRED CHYRE: A gruff detective who first meets Barry at the scene...
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Imogen Gay Poots is reportedly the frontrunner to play Iris, who will be appearing in Zack Snyder's JUSTICE LEAGUE: PART ONE.
>>68805358
>len
and dropped
>>68805358
Well, yeah. It's a superhero movie.
What's the name of this stance?
>>68805311
The woman
>>68805311
Did she get those dabil daggirs at the costume section in party supermarket?
>>68805311
the bad pussy stance
Man, what the hell happened to this show? This is Dexter levels of drop off.
>>68805262
>tfw no Lagertha gf
show died with Athelstan
>mfw 5 minutes of ragnar+rollo punching each other in the face in a middle of a battle
Why do people overate the popularity of Batman and Superman?
They're both just boring marysues that that forced down the public's throat for far too long no one actually likes them that much compared to other capeshit besides DC idiots.
>>68805191
>they're both Mary sues
tell that to Zod's snapped neck and KGBeast's burned corpse
>>68805191
>be mary sue
>die
only in murica
>>68805191
>Why do people overate the popularity of Batman and Superman?
Cultural osmosis for the last 50 years.
Theres really no reason for /film/ to exist
if anything we need /tv/ generals, where every on-going and upcoming or recently released films should go, those three are usually the ones to flood the board with thread after thread.
I'm talking about
>/got/ general
As shitty as /got/ is, those shitters tend to stay on the general, but the fucking on-season plebs would create 10+ individual threads covering a single question or a stupid scene that could have belonged to the general itself
>Star...
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This is a big plan.
>>68805175
UUUU
>>68805151
Sure. If you can contain the capeshit spam.
But the mods clearly can't. Looks like /film/ will fail as well. There's not a lot you can do when such a large group of posters are proud of being cancer.
>Sexual dimorphism: the movie
>>68805149
>everything is sex
im sorry anon, maybe when you finish puberty you'll be able to think about other things
>OP wants to show off the new words he learned: The post
>>68805149
his penis would literally cut her in half
Does anybody know if the directors cut is coming out anytime soon?
I heard that the deleted scenes were so brutal that the test audiences got ptsd.
>>68805124
Jesus Conner those were children!! Ruff!! The only good gook is a dead gook sarge
>>68805124
I heard the studio had to erase all traced of the footage or else Conners would have been charged with making a snuff film. The industry truly doesn't give a shit about those gook bastards.
>>68805124
He stole the footage from the studi cause word was they were gonna burn his copies that were too gruesome. He supposedly buried them
ITT: actors or actresses who have undergone strict training regiments
>>68805102
>strict
She always looked like a skinny featureless cunt.
bint.
>>68805121
>featureless
exactly.
I don't know why but it looks like her facial features aren't real.
If he avoided a toy train thanks to his strenght...
Why does a normal-sized ping pong ball knocked him out?
>capeshit
>making sense
This is why you don't watch kids films anon
>>68805027
Zootopia is an intelectual conspiracy thriller compared to most capeshit.
>>68805005
>literally a toy choo choo running on electricity having the same force as a grown adult males backhand swing
Fuck off, tardy the retard.
FULL CAST for new TWIN PEAKS revealed and it's SPECTACULAR
Monica Bellucci
Michael Cera
Laura Dern
Sky Ferreira
Ernie Hudson
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Ashley Judd
Trent Reznor
Tim Roth
Amanda Seyfried
Jessica Szhor
Eddie Vedder
Naomi Watts
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2016/04/25/the_twin_peaks_revival_cast_list_includes_eddie_vedder_naomi_watts_michael.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_tw_top
Look at those names!
>scott pilgrim
fuck, really? dropped
>>68804550
>Jennifer Jason Leigh
D R O P P E Dcome on you autists, I know youre gonna bite
>>68804610
She's amazing
Lexx thread
Who would be cast in a reboot?
>>68804442
Literally anyone.
>>68804442
Kai: Karl Urban
Zev: Amber Heard
Stanley: Bryan Cranston
voice of 7-90: Alan Cumming
Base it around the original movies/the first season
Get the original guy who did the voice of His Divine Shadow
guest starring Lucy Lawless as Giggerota
>>68804468
>anyone being able to play Stanley Tweedle
>yfw Civil War makes double the money of BvS worldwide
>>68804341
>Civil war breaks at least 5 box office records domestic and worldwide. in the first month.
WHATS GOING ON AUNT DIANE?
>>68804475
YOU'RE GETTIN' YAH CAK SUCKED, KID
Great comfy show, or the greatest comfy show?
>>68804329
mmmmmmmmmm I think it's nice to have a show that isn't about the poorest people in the entire fucking planet.
>>68804329
Cheers is comfier
>>68804329
>its a Niles hypocritically mocks Frasiers hairline episode
How can one man beat a monolithic company like Disney when they have an IP like Star Wars? He didn't even do it just once but twice.
How did he do it?
not for long, Disney own the rights to the next 3 Avatar films
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>>68803957
He's just based as fuck, that's all there is to it
Just cast me as jigsaw senpai
>is a pretty good villain as Simon Escher
>good dumb side kick
>raising hope best role
FUCK YOU WILD BILL
>>68803931
>>68804139
When you talk your mouth looks like a cunt moving