Why is no one talking about this?
When did you realise that age of ultron was better than civil war?
>couldn't decide which storylines to follow
>lazy plot devices
>laughed at how terrible the music was
>sound effects were cheap
>scenes were fake looking
>shower was broken at theater.
>10/10 would meme again
You mean dumb villain.
>Escapes through internet
>Doesnt just stay in the decentralized unattackable internet spawning nano machines through commercial companies to kill everyone
Why does Chris sometimes eliminate folks, but otherwise say "hurr your my friends you all go through". That hurts the integrity of the game. Imagine another game show host doing that.
Reduce a directors entire filmography to a single statement.
holy fuck that was good
the cellphone footage gave me the chills.
The drama/conflict was forced
Action was tensionless, boring and cringy at points
Captain America is probably the worst superhero to ever get his own
movie(s). How do people find this black and white character remotely interesting?
This is more of an Iron Man movie, and he can barley keep this shit alive
All other characters are just background noise no one gives a fuck about
>Lets force in spider-man and ant-man, that will make the kids happy!
>Just have them do some funny bantz and...
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>How do people find this black and white character remotely interesting?
Cause everyone else is muh moral relativity and muh darkness. Cap is old school Christopher Reeves goodness and He is love
>character brushes his teeth
>there's no blood at all when he spits
Thoughts on the new Aunt May?
ITT trilogies where EVERY part is great
bonus points for sequel and sequel of a sequel being better than it's predecessor
Dark knight trilogy.
Only 4chan memers think the dark knight rises was bad.
Who plays him in the inevitable biopic?
>they started fighting because the bad guy wore a mask to pretend to be Bucky and bombed the conference
You can't make this shit up.
There's no tension or conflict, at least with BvS the opening actually show why Bruce's angry as fuck.
Nobody cares about BvS though. It's a defeated movie. Civil War is an important film.
In 20 years time, people will pine for the days of Marvel putting out a hit every 6 months, and Batman vs Superman will have replaced Batman and Robin, because history is written by winners.
>they're all throwing quips at each other while acting like they're still friends while fighting to kill each other
>Capeshit fags think this awesome
>RT: 100% THIS IS TEH MOST AWESOMEST MOVIE EVER EPIC FOR TEH WIN! (which they say after every single Marvel capeshit movie that comes out)
Why is David Cronenberg so based?
What is the chicken pie of film and television?