What if Seinfeld was still on tv?
>[George and Jerry are in Jerry's apartment, on the couch looking at their iPads]
>George: "Have you seen this new baneposting meme?"
>Jerry: "Again with the memes, George?"
>George: "Well, have you seen it or not?"
>Jerry: "No, George, I haven't seen it."
>George: "It's ridiculous, Jerry! All they do is write 'you're a big...
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i'm watching this and i don't even know if i can finish it.
it is so painfully unfunny, i can't help but cringe every 5 minutes at these awful, overwrought one liners
What would you do to fix this series?
Make a Peter Parker film where he isn't a fucking awkward teenager and is a physics professor at the local college who is 100% alpha and fucking ripped. We've already gotten three fucking different teenage peter parkers, enough is fucking enough. Shit is cancer and cliche and just based on that fact alone it won't do good in the box office, people have teenage spiderman fatigue, it's cliche at this point.
Silent Running (1972)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Blade Runner (1982)
Where do I go from here?
>That does it, you just started a Captain America: Civil War
What's some good patrician animated cinema? I only know about this film and I love it.
MASSA , HOW BOUT YOU GIT OFF DAT HORSE , AND MASTA THESE NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH , NIGGUH
ITT: We pitch the most offensive movie that would never ever get made
>everyone has four of a kind or a straight flush
>except the protagonist who has a royal flush
>doesn't want to answer phone
>throws phone in water
In prison, dinner was always a big thing. We had a pasta course and then we had a meat or fish. Paulie did the prep work. He was doing a year for contempt, and he had this wonderful system for doing the garlic. He used a razor, and he used to slice it so thin that he used to liquefy in the pan with just a little oil. It was a very good system.
>LE KINO KINO KINO XD
What the fuck does kino even mean?
Are the underage newfags trying to force another stale meme upon us?
Or is reddit to blame for this gibberish hogwash?
Kino means cinema in German and possibly some other languages.
On /tv/ it means quality film (no flicks)
I'm for ironically calling allegedly good capeshit "capeshit kino", short "cino"
to really piss off people like you, OP
Is it wrong for me to have liked this movie?
1. The Revenant
2. No Country For Old Men
3. Taxi Driver
6. Pulp Fiction
7. Straight Outta Compton
>1. The Revenant
>7. Straight Outta Compton