Where did Seagal go wrong?
>>69627629
well im sorry to hear this
>>69627629
I read seag talked shit about van damme on tv, and at a party at Sylvester stallones van damme challenged him and seagal pussed out.
Too many panini trips to Thailand.
We'll Be Right Back
DOC CHICKEN
DOC CHICKEN
DOC CHICKEN
I thought this show was unfunny garbage until I actually watched it and turns out it'sactually hilarious
>We'll be right back
>Still fuckin waiting for season 4
I just want to see george clooney drink a mug of wine
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>>69627539
>caring about the auto-fellatio of the entertainment industry
What a nice way to show your impotence.
>cannes
into the trash it goes
>>69627752
>>69628041
fucking plebs
do people actually enjoy this shit?
i've never been offended by a film before but good christ this was trying
The CGI was stunning. Someone please post the helicopter crash.
>>69627516
those explosions seriously looked like they were straight out of some shitty FPS from 2001
can i also point out that the action scenes were almost completely incoherent? the director has no sense of visual space
>>69627481
Best action movie 2016 so far. And based Gerard Butler.
Would much rather have this than endless capeshit
Guys they cancelled the Rush Hour tv show!
http://deadline.com/2016/05/rush-hour-canceled-cbs-one-season-1201754467/
I'm outraged
>>69627442
thanks for reminding me to watch the original
Rush Hour tonight.
there was a tv show?
>>69627495
and that's why it was cancelled
How long do you think it will take for the feminists to stop trying to force all female flicks down our throats?
There is no way that Hollywood is going to continue to support box office bombs.
>movie has been rumoured for months
>/tv/ only starts bitching about it when JLaw's name gets thrown around with it
Who cares? Wasn't Ocean's 11 all men in the first place?
>>69627308
>Hollywood's latest attempt at addressing its sexism problem
There is no sexist problem.
Strong female leads have always existed in tv shows and movies.
Fucking hell Ripley in Alien was a strong lead in the 80s, so was Sarah Connor in Terminator, Rose Tyler in Doctor Who...
Do any of these fucking ignorant feminists ever watch movies?
ITT: Reddit-proof kino
The anvil hoarder
those silent movies poor people watched in a nickelodeon where they thought a train was going to come out of the screen and run them over.
What went wrong?
You grew up.
>>69627238
That's not really a good defense. Nick's schedule circa 1998-2000 had a much more varied and diverse range of programming with objectively better writing than current nick.
>>69627238
No... I didn't
Larry Wilmore is hands down the best late night show on tv right now.
He's much than Trevor Noah
>>69627212
That's not saying much.
>>69627319
Its more than enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z0qAwst5hs
Thoughts on this movie? Are these the most ground-breaking visuals we've seen since Avatar?
>Dances with Green Savages
nah i'm good, i'm sure the gamers/plebs will enjoy it though. or pretend to.
>>69627042
God-tier visuals.
>>69627237
Impossible to tell what the CG is, Blizzard is truly a talented company :^)
>She’s back at Cannes this year, in a starring role in Woody Allen’s Café Society and in Personal Shopper, her latest collaboration with Sils Maria director Olivier Assayas.
>Personal Shopper, in a screening for critics, was booed. The film is a ghost story about a personal shopper, played by Stewart. Variety notes the irony in the audience delivering boos to a ghost movie.
>Critics came to the film’s defense on Twitter.
http://www.refinery29.com/2016/05/111064/kristen-stewart-film-booed
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I'll take 'things that belong in my mouth' for $200 alex
>>69627008
>Variety notes the irony in the audience delivering boos to a ghost movie.
Enlighten me on whats so ironic about this.
>>69627078
Ghosts go boo
What's the strangest television series/movie you've ever fapped/schlicked to?
For me, Reno 911. Sometimes I think about being doubleteamed by Travis Jr. and Garcia.
Full House.
Sometimes I think about getting doubleteamed by Uncle Joey and Uncle Jesse.
Cut. It. Out.
Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach.
>he considers himself a patrician
>he thinks he watches kino
>he isn't on karagarga
stop this meme
>private trackers
niceme.me
I can get literally any movie that matters from KAT and rutracker
@69627193
Maybe if you're a pleb who only watches mainstream shit
Every obscure foreign film or recent blockbuster I've wanted to download has been found on KAT or TPB
Private trackers are only good for music
Is he turtley enough for the turtle club?
>>69626556
Reminder that the exact moment he made this expression, right as photons bounce off his face and onto the fucking film reel to form this image, at that precise moment the plane crashed through the first tower
>>69627301
>You weren't lying
What went wrong?
>>69626466
The story and the characters are some of the worst problems with this film
Nothing. Best Star Wars movie.
its the 3rd best star wars movie