>We need to avenge Oberyn
>I know, we'll kill his family!
Fucking Christ, seriously?
>>69641851
>women
>irrational
Pretty realistic.
>>69641851
They are women, them acting retarded due to their emotions is just realistic.
>"King's Landing and the Lannisters must suffer for their sins"
>Dorne is in ruins and the Martells are dead.
>Want to watch a movie
>End up masturbating because I can't decide what to watch
>Go to bed without having seen a movie
How do you decide what to watch every night?
>>69641817
Find one with boobs so i can accomplish both
I'm usually too anxious and depressed for a feature length film. So I watch dumb tv or seinfeld reruns. Shit. I can't even remember what I watched last night. Thanks, Xanax.
>>69641817
This is so me
scorsese is my favorite director but i really don't like this piece. I mean what's the point of this film It was boring af maybe I need to rewatch it one day
So Joe Pesci gets work.
did you like taxi driver?
>>69641574
I dont see how you could like Scorsese but not get this film
What the fuck is his problem?
Man on a mission to snatch every motherfucker punani
snatched too many birthday cakes
>>69641439
He is the punani priest, he has no problems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTMxfAkxfQ0
Thoughts on this?
>>69641318
yeah dude let me just get back to you after watching this fucking hour long documentary
fuck
I marathoned 10 minutes of it and turned it off
>EU is gonna kill everyone
>MUH opinions is EU is literally HITLER
>EU caused my babies autism
>juxtapose with bunch of black people in London
>>69643157
It's funny knowing that people will actually believe this.
Fucking lmao.
I often see movies/shows labelled as "reddit" here. What's the definition of reddit?
Something that doesn't pander to /pol/.
This thread is literal reddit
Mentioning Reddit.
What do you think of this man /tv/?
Pardon for the inception, but he was cucked by the very people he was "defending". That's double, maybe triple irony.
A cuck with a peanut-shaped head, who is not worth my time or money.
Wish he'd do a new TV show. He does better in that medium.
>make children's movie
>call it Big Fucking Giant
You idiot. It's called Big Fucking Guy.
>>69641038
I bet you thought that was funny in your head.
>>69641038
>from the human beans that created E.T.
>human beans
Apocalypse (Oscar Isaac), the firstborn of the mutant race, rules the world in ancient Egypt, but is betrayed by his worshippers and entombed for centuries, while his followers, the Four Horsemen, are destroyed.
He is awakened in 1982 to learn that the world has forgotten him. Believing that without his presence humanity has grown weaker, Apocalypse decides to destroy it in order to rebuild society to his image, and sets to recruit four mutants to do his bidding.
His first recruit is Storm (Alexandra Shipp), a kindly pickpocket from Cairo. She worships Mystique...
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Magneto (Michael Fassbender) is living in anonimity in Poland, where he has a wife and daughter. However, he is located by the authorities, and his family is slaughtered in the crossfire. An infuriated Magneto is later approached by Apocalypse and joins him.
Mystique arrives to alert Xavier about Apocalypse and bring Nightcrawler to the institute, and Quicksilver (Evan Peters) has been searching for his father, and decides to seek Xavier for help.
Xavier and Havok meet with Moira McTaggert (Rose Byrne) to find out more about Apocalypse, unaware that William...
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Stryker arrives and captures Quicksilver, Nightcrawler, Mystique and Moira under pretense they are behind the attack. They are taken to Stryker's Weapon X facility to be experimented upon, but Cyclops and Jean follow them.
Once inside, Jean senses Wolverine (Hugh Jackman), who has just been subjected to the Adamantium bonding procedure and is being brainwashed into becoming Stryker's weapon. She frees him, and Wolverine slaughters Stryker's soldiers, though Stryker escapes.
Jean shares a moment with Wolverine, easing his pain, and he escapes,...
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While the assembled X-Men fight Apocalypse, Jean ventures into the astral plane and learns from Xavier that Apocalypse is weakened after centuries confined to one body. Together, the X-Men dismantle Apocalypse's armor, with Jean tapping into the Phoenix force and becoming enveloped in a firebird. Once Apocalypse's frail true form is exposed, Jean incinerates him.
Xavier realizes there will always be threats human and mutant alike that the world is defenseless against and decides to train his students to become the X-Men. He returns Moira's memories and...
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>"prod of all of u"
>Worth literally millions and trusted with running Sony Hollywood.
>Can't even spell.
>>69640941
>After 2020, Marvel will regain the rights to Spider-Man fully, after paying us 2 billion.
>Spider-Man vs The Amazing Spider-Man
Kek.
>>69641003
It's so retarded it's brilliant!
Round-up of recent leaks and rumors.
>30,000 years ago, an alliance between Man, the Atlanteans and the Amazons repelled Darkseid's invasion on Earth, and Darkseid's secret weapon, the Mother Boxes, were left behind and divided among the three races.
>Themyscira and Atlantis entered a centuries-long feud that led both to abandon the human race.
>Black Canary was the leader of the human alliance.
>On present day, Batman is attempting...
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>>69640596
>Willem Dafoe
HOW LOW YOU'VE FALLEN, NORMAN!
i've never watched this, what am i missing out on?
>>69640527
nothing. its a meme movie.
Best film of all time, I've never marathoned it myself, what do I think of it /tv/?
Nerd cred and upvotes.
ITT: Things plebs say
>literally nothing happens
>>69640343
nothing did though
>>69640343
>The Witch was boring
>I haven't seen Au Hasard Balthazar
>There are always men like you
What did he mean by this?
so. fucking. true.
>>69640498
Great men and populists who get criminalised by people with agendas? I agree
That if you can't make Nazis the bad guy in your movie, you should make sure there is some kind of comparison so that the audience knows who the bad guys are and doesn't actually end up cheering for them instead.
Movies adaptations that destroyed otherwise decent source material
REEBOOT FUCKING WHEN?
Agreed. I never played another battlefield game after watching this.
>otherwise decent source material