Well I'm going to watch this out of morbid curiosity. What can I expect? The 15% RT score hasn't done anything to raise my hopes.
>>69653820
Expect to constantly think, "hm, this is not how normal people talk and interact"
Best part by far is the Muslim girl plotline. It's fucking hilarious and I'm surprised it never became a meme.The entire movie is worth it for that one scene, you'll know which one when you see it.
>>69654018
Rad, I'll be on the lookout for that.
>>69653820
truly horrendous
Is the Highlander television and film franchise responsible for the "trench coat + katana" fashion trend among fedoras?
>>69653356
Damn, that guy has some big hands. Look at them, almost as big as his head.
well, if you're trying to conceal a sword, a trenchcoat is the way to go
>is a series that got introduced a few years go the causation of a fad that's been around for decades?
matrix, bladerunner, blade, anime, van helsing
Give us you movie ideas, anon
>>69653230
THIS SUMMER
>>69653287
PERFORMING FOR YOU
ROB SCHNEIDER IS
>>69652932
The turtles fucking freak me out. Every time the TV spot comes on, I have to change the channel. Why do they look so intimidating?
>>69653010
Are you fucking autistic or something?
God I want to fuck her
>You can now preorder movies
https://www.kernel.com/movies/assassinscreed
Are cancerous video game practices spreading to the movie industry with the start of vidyashit?
You've been able to pre-order tickets for quite some time. I don't understand your gripe.
>You can now preorder movies
people did that with phantom menace
hardly new
awesome man
if ur feeling kind pls send me the code
thanks ;)
What was her name sgain?
>>69652811
Nega Sonic Teenage What The Shit
>>69652811
Transonic Middle-aged Landmine.
explain
It just looks cool
read a guide faggotI still need to im still confused after years
>>69652729
dream
have you ever dreamt, anonymous?
Let's discuss how much of an #autisticfaggot Zach Snyder is and what DC could do to be interesting and not feel like a rip off Marvel's film universe.
My idea is simply this: they should set the films in the 30's - 50's. They can still approach the material darker than Marvel is, which is totally possible when done correctly. The Batman films can be dark and play out like badass gangster clasics that WB made its name making. Superman and others could be believably a little hole and all American, as the times would be fitting. I also just think it'd...
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>>69652643
*hokey
Not hole. I'm high.
This is the biggest pleb post I've seen all day.
>>69652643
I'd do black mask in Batman movie. 30s black mask would take no shit. Who would head the universe? I'm thrinking Duncan Jones. But
Which season was the best, /tv/?
>>69652531
Blackadder goes forth.
>>69652531
4 > 2=3 >> 1
3rd. LUCKY LUCKY US! LUCKY LUCKY LUCK! LUCK LUCK LUCK LUCK LUUUUUUUCK LUCK LUCK LUUUUUCK!
What did he mean by this?
you want my daddy to what?
>>69652418
He meant he wanted a father figure after the one he thought he had, Hank Pim, betrayed his expectations.
>>69652418
He wanted to rape Scott.
>casually take a shit in a jungle shed
>suddenly a t-rex blasts the shed away
>you face the t-rex with your pants pulled down in the middle of releasing a backlog
Your response?
>show it my warcry while flinging my poop at it
En garde, fuccboi.
Then I screech.
>>69652377
Pull up my pants. I wanna die with some dignity
I need recommendations of movies similar to Troy, 300, Gladiator etc.
Basically epic historical or fictional battles that took place a long time ago.
Kingdom of Heaven directors cut
>>69652409
tanks mane, will check out
>>69652244
centurion is pretty good. I like the more or less accurate depiction of battle in the beginning. except for to much fire.
Underrated movies
>>69652101
No, it's perfectly rated. Maybe even slightly overrated. Get some taste.
>>69652101
Not that good.
>>69652101
>Underrated
Not really. It's a bit overrated even. A Schumacher underrated gem would be Phone Booth.
Anyone has the "Punished Snow" Jon Snow/Big Boss edit? Saw it on /v/ a week ago, and now I can't find it anywhere. I need it for reasons.
>>69651861
Got you my familiaroid
watching MI-5 now realizing that's him...
your welcome anon
i have more if you need
>It's a Bernard pauses time to rape everyone in the girls changing room episode
>>69651835
>It's a Bernard gets all of the girls Volleyball team pregnant and has to perform coat hanger abortions on each of them without being suspected episode.
>>69651835
>mfw I accidentally start world war three by putting weapons grade plutonium in little Lindsey's bag.
>it's a 'bernard explores the limits of his depravity' episode