This movie is really, really bad. My attempt at being erudite: This movie is like a mediocre comedy with all the punchlines edited out. Its startling, first bad Russel Crowe film i've seen, and it looks like he tried to make it work too. I don't really want anyone to pay to see this, but I am curious about how this could possibly be well reviewed, which it is.
But Chris Stuckmann said it was good.
>>69757089
Some of you should stick to capeshit.
>>69757089
>My attempt at being erudite
You should make an attempt after graduating high school.
>you will never marathon through every single BOTW for the first time again
>>69756927
Why can't Mike stop bullying Rich? What does he get out of it?
Leave Rich Evans alone, you fat fuck. When is the next Plinkett review?
>>69756927
I have nothing but a complete lack of surprise that Space Cop was a pathetic, abysmal failure of a film, and I have nothing but scorn and contemptuous laughter for the morons who have been supporting Red Letter Media for years with patronage. Laziness and lack of organisation will ALWAYS shine through, in the end.
Red Letter Media have based their entire schtick around "humorous irony" but this time, when they themselves were put to the test ("can YOU make a good film, with all your supposed...
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RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making comedy than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition...
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Jay and Silent Bob/ Kevin Smith thread
Anything goes. Favorite movie from him is Dogma, was just a fantastic movie and really made you think.
My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.
>>69756892
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
What are some movie about a team or a group of people that are sent somewhere to investigate something and everything turn to shit ?
>Event Horizon
>Resident Evil 1
>Aliens>Jurassic park 2 & 3
>???
>>69756699
predator
Doom
Sunshine (it turns to absolute garbage in the third act)
What's his name?
>>69756664
Euron Greyjoy
Daario
Did they use a fat suit to make Fat Betty episodes? Was that subplot meant for women?
wow im going to jerk it to her panties being eaten by her ass cheeks mmmm thanks op
>>69756448
>image.jpg
jj thread?
jj thread
APOLOGIZE, shitlords
Here is a better cut with DOOM Soundtrack.
http://webm.land/media/DC6p.webm
>>69756430
Sorry, girlfriend, it still looks like shit.
I'm sorry someone staked their career on this diarrhea milkshake.
Why did this show fail?
It wasn't funny.
Important TV people couldnt fuck the hot devil bitch IRL
>>69756394
People didn't understand the title. It could have been called Americans and meant the same thing.
I just saw Green Room
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
What does /tv/ think about this movie?
It was really good.
I would like to talk about it if there was a torrent
>>69756493
Theater, cunt.
Also I liked it a lot, I appreciated it, but it wasn't what I was expecting at all.
>For a show with the IMDb average gender breakdown of 30 percent women and 70 percent men, men rated the show 0.5 points lower than women did, on average. When a show’s raters split evenly by gender, 50-50, men rated the program a full 1 point lower than women did.
>Nearly 60 percent of the people who rated “Sex and the City” on IMDb are women, and looking only at those scores, the show has an 8.1. That’s well above average. Male users, though, who made up just over 40 percent of “Sex and the City” raters, assigned...
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>Men ar sabotaging
Men are disagreeing with us this will not do they have to like everything we like
Obviously men should be forbidden from participating in reviewing or rating anything that has a women in it if they can't control themselves.
I thought FiveThirtyEight was a political pollster website
>Movie reviewer with an angry gimmick
You can only be a good film critic once you're like 60+ years old.
>>69756088
Doug is the worst
>youtube reviewer with a screaming gimmick
Why did she sign it?
He wasn't gonna shoot her lol.
To make for an interesting sequel.
He shot two kids and another woman without blinking, what makes you think he wouldn't waste her?
>>69755997
>He wasn't gonna shoot her lol.
Why wouldn't he?
>Quinctilius Varus, where are my eagles!
How can one show be so based? Literally everything is perfect; the casting, the acting, the costumes, the historicity.
If you haven't watched it, what the fuck are you doing on /tv/?
I tried to download it but could not achieve decent thoroughput. Could you please post a valid mega link? Don't post it here, post it to /r/megalinks so all can enjoy.
>>69755876
Reading the book currently. Its great but god damn i hate Roman naming conventions. I don't want to keep track of all 12 dudes named Tiberius.
Is there anything that covers the span of Augustus to Nero and just those 5?
>female predator will never work.
How do you know there haven't already been female predators?
Aren't the females of that species supposed to be like 25% larger than all the males? Talk about snu-snu.
>>69755693
Why does it have tits? You think their younglings suck on those with teeth and mouth like that?
Is there something more pointless than a fucking sex scene? Wow, you get some moaning and touching. Who the fuck wants to see this shit? It's always the exact same shit and it's in every single movie or tv series that is targeted at adults. First I thought only americans did this pointless hot sex garbage but everyone and their mother does this. Are movies and TV so pleb that they only can show love or passion trough a sex scene?
i want to see it it makes me so horny i get a big stiff boner and i moan not voluntarily mmmm
>>69755669
OP, watch this shit.
http://youtu.be/Ajk-PR4RUn4
>>69755669
I agree. It's normie screen filler.
now that the "male gaze" is not allowed i.e. no fun or enjoyment allowed, every scene is boring "realistic" sex (usually involving a non-white man)
even worse when it cuts directly from talking to pounding
nude scenes should be tasteful and enjoyable like showing off an actress's quality rack or butt for a few seconds