Is one man enough to make a shit movie kino?
How was he so based with such little screentime?
Is this a new meme?
>>70026690
>new
I don't even remember him doing anything besides getting his ass kicked.
Couple hockey players come up the produce stand the other day.
I'm CIA.
>>70028331
/dead
buddy you couldn't wheel a fuckin' tire down a hill
So with the fantasy genre dead and buried, can we all just take a moment to appreciate just how fucking great this trilogy is? It's absolutely brilliant from start to finish.
Classic
>>70026361
Why don't they just reboot the hobbit?
>>70026428
>Reminding me that the Hobbit movies exist
Don't you ever do that again.
ITT: movies that left you with a deep psychological trauma
>>70026235
kys fucking pedophile
>>70026235
You must be a mentally weak individual then.
obviously he had relations with the niglet, but was it rape?
What are some shows with mentally ill protagonists? Pic related.
your life
>>70026222
Mad Men.
Dexter
>It's a fat Marilyn Manson episode
>>70025900
i lel'd op
>>70025900
>It's a five minutes of Dorian having sex with a man episode
>It's a "The show acts like it's a twist, but the audience saw it coming from a mile away" episode.
Seriously, I just finished S1? Were they really banking on everyone forgetting about Ethan being a werewolf?
Bojack season 3 starts July 22.
Who else excited?
i wouldn't say excited. watching that show makes me feel like shit. but i like it
DUDE ENTRY LEVEL EXISTENTIALISM USING A CARTOON HORSE AS A VEHICLE
Keen for Bojack but pic attached is the real big one
How do you pronounce the name /tv/?
>>70025652
at at
Ed ed
ayytee ayytee
Which trilogies follow this pattern?
>>70025431
Iron Man and Scream
>>70025431
The Hobbit
>>70025431
terminator
>1 is perfect
>2 is more flawed but you can still see the masterpeice within
>3 what the fuck did you do
What is essential Downey kino? I watched Kiss Kiss Bang Bang like /tv/ suggested and it was quite good.
>>70025392
A Scanner Darkly senpai
>>70025392
Zodiac
Tropic Thunder
>>70025392
The Hobbit
THREE
>>70024999
>THREE
>trips
>>70024999
STINKY DINKY
RODNEY YOU PLONKER
Last one 404'd, so who would you cast to play (You) in your inevitable biopic?
Optional - Cast, Director, Title & Plot
Template added
>>70024995
>me
Chris Evans
>director
Scorsese
>plot
Blade Runner
>title
Something French
>not taking the opportunity to make self indulgent propaganda
>>70024995
>Me
Keifer Sutherland
>Director
Scorsese
>Plot
In the year 201X feminism has become a rampant disease in need of culling. A lone vigilante called Laughing Man (Chris Evans) roams the streets laughing & pointing at all the whores. This ignites a war...
The Laughing Man seeks help & finds a lone anon (Me) with a wicked sense of humor. Laughs ensue & they band together to purge the offended...
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>me
Thomas Dekker
>director
Scott
>plot
Alice In The Cities
>Title
Foxglove
>UK
>*current year*
How is this allowed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVLlmL9qsww
frankly all things should be allowed
What the fuck is this?
Post /tv/ approved films
Updating the official list
>Pic related
>>70024234
>Post /tv/ approved films
>starts thread with redditcore
>>70024234
Problem Child 2
Why do Americans eat so much while watching a film at the cinema?
Why do they willingly pay 3 to 5 times what the food costs at the theater concession stands?
my theater used to sell popcorn by the trashbag
i liked to leave the theater with my stomach visibly distended from popcorn & brown cornwater
>can't go for two hours without eating
Fucking fatties.
>>70024021
The concession stand is the only way the theater can make money. We're just doing our part to help them stay open.