What's /tv/'s opinion on this movie?
dumb meme that was dead on arrival and produced no memorable OC
I can't believe that the ratings board allowed them to keep the scene where they walk through the village after the napalm strike.
>Tom Cruise rips his catheter out and pisses all over the floor in Born on the 4th of July
>viewers are shocked and sympathize with the traumatized character
>Army Dog pisses all over the floor in Army Dog
>viewers laugh and don't realize its a drama
The plebs just didn't get it.
Have you ever had a problem with your family over movie likes and preferences?
>>70103278
My mom fucking hated horror.
>implying i waste my time watching movies
I read because I'm not a retarded lowlife with no prospects in life
>>70103278
my parents like capeshit
Buy a ticket to the Warcraft movie.
What do I get?
>>70103217
ok
>>70103355
another day older and deeper in debt?
No other board to post this in and I'm pretty certain it will be a movie soon.
People are shitting their pants trying to get into this show. $1500 dollars for a pair of tickets for a Friday night showing.
What's so fucking great about this play? Anyone on /tv/ seen it?
>>70103194
The Founding Fathers are played by minorities
>>70103194
It is shit and Lin Manuel is a fucking hack who regards himself as the second coming of Hamilton. Wouldn't surprise me if he went full retard and tried to get into politics.
It's just a prank, bro.
>tfw we'll never get an X-Men movie where the action is on the same level as the airport scene in Civil War.
Everyone in Apocalypse just stands there and waits for their turn to fight it's so boring.
>>70103142
>yfw the Russo's did this in Civil War
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoBOEzlMKo0
>>70103276
except it wasn't nearly as cool and was filled with dumb quips after every punch
>>70103574
JUST
I want to kill whoever did this to her.
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Is TV in a better state than movies right now?
Everything is shit.
>>70102793
no, golden age seems to have come and gone.
only shows I'm watching are vikings and mr.robot.
is there anything else worth watching?
Animation is. Otherwise, no.
Not the greatest actress in the world but does the films she wants to do and is not a Hollywood whore but people still hate her.
>>70102773
what is this from?
>>70102832
Woops, Her new French film Personal Shopper.
Link the uncensored version, you cock-tease.
how much are tickets at your theater?
>>70102646
7AUD
http://www.regalcinema.org/
>includes complimentary frozen margaritas
6 bong coins
4.50 canada bucks on tuesdays
I've seen this movie twice now.
What WAS in the box?
His wife's dick
me haha
A series of smaller boxes.
1st for Azor Jon
Ignore this thread, don't reply to it
a new one will come up in a minute
3rd for Bran fucks up the past
Why is it that Hollywood always releases two of the same movie a year
2 volcano movies
2 asteroid movies
2 mall cop movies
2 dueling magician movies
2 talking pig movies
2 CGI bug movies
2 white house takeover movies
2 snow white movies
2 Truman Capote movies
Now two civil war movies
www.ew.com/article/2016/05/02/men-go-to-battle-trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_38WdArR20
>>70102314
>2 volcano movies
>2 asteroid movies
want ;_;
>>70102314
My favourite kids movie was an antz life
>>70102343
idiot
This was better than it had any right to be.
I expected a "muh troops" military wankfest but what i got was a very personal story about 6 soldiers trying to protect people and survive the night. Based Bay.
did they really kill so many mudslimes?
i thought it was alright. the denouement was super great, but the action was filmed too much like a spectacle. the characters didn't feel distinct enough - when two of them died at the end i wasn't actually sure which two it was until they showed the other four together.
my favorite scene was when the Delta guys were throwing Glen's body off the roof, and Jack freaked out at them - very real and intense moment.
>>70102308
of coursh
>look up Harry Potter limited edition steelbooks
>half blood prince $190.00
>deathly hallows part 1 $399.99
>deathly hallows part 2 $199.99
>the others I got for 35-40 bucks
You fuckers
Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>70102702
Ironic
>>70102750
>brave new world low tier
>atlas shrugged god tier
>the brothers karasmanov god tier
Heh everything in this pasta is stale and as wrong as can be
FOOD
ALRIGHT?
linger longer
TRY THE WINE
NO SHE'S DEAD