>You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning?
>>70225530
>buffolecktricity
>>70225530
What?
>>70225530
not the same thing that happens to everything else, for the record
What does he do with the money from contract killings?
he throws it in the whell
A man does not need reasons
He throws it down the plotholes
Was there a massive outcry when this came out?
Could it happen today as painlessly as it did in 2003?
>>70225335
No, because a lot of people would be fine with cuddly, affable Morgan Freeman as God.
Now if they'd made God a woman, then you'd see the shit fly.
>>70225453
Oh
>>70225453
no one protested Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back
why did DIndu bring some worthless shit jedi with him to arrest a Sith Lord powerful enough to restrict access to the force?
>>70225333
That's what I had thought as well. What kind of bitch ass Jedi just get toasted that fast. Honestly if he brought Anakin using his own guile to arrest him it would of happened differently
>>70225333
Better question was why didn't he ask Sheev:
Was getting caught part of your plan?
>>70225333
MOST OF THE JEDI WERE OUT ON MISSIONS FIGHTING THE CLONE WARS, MACE HAD TO TAKE THE ONLY JEDI THAT WERE AVAILABLE
HOW DO PEOPLE STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS????????
>2 fucking seasons of faceless men training montage to learn how to become an assassin
>can't blend in with a crowd of hundreds and gets recognized by an actress
>"Wtf are you doing backstage? Didn't I see you yesterday?"
>can't conceal ulterior motives
>"Do you like to pretend to be other people"?
Why is Arya Stark so irritating
shit writing
btw can somebody explain to me why tv is a writers medium whereas in film the director has the last word?
I'm so annoyed that they wasted 2 seasons just for her to run away from them. I hope she gets killed. It's her fault the Hound is dead.
>>70225270
Because it's a producer based medium.
But it's really obvious when a director has a significant weight. See True Detective season 1.
Now that the dust has settled. Can we all agree it's as good as the original?
no we can't.
its better
>tfw they replaced those old bitter white men to a much more youthful and diverse cast that relate to me and my feelings
wish more shows would do this
how fucked is he gonna be if it turns out to be true?
>>70224879
he's a comedian. what if its just a joke?
the second vision is recast he'll know
You meant how fucked is SHE gonna be?
New Bond movie pitch #0948B
>James Bond: Michael Fassbender
>Villain: Kevin Spacey
>Director: David Fincher
>Screenplay: Aaron Sorkin
You heard it here first /tv/
just came everywhere
>>70224707
It has already been decided that Tom Hiddleston will be the next bond.
>>70224742
this tbqhwy familia
Why is he so useless?
Because his alpha older brother used to rape him
>>70224587
sparrow and margaery would state quite the contrary, they are able to use him so easily
I want to use his ass as cum rag
Post a 3x3, rate, discuss, ask and give recs
If you want to make one, use https://bighugelabs.com/mosaic.php ( square format ) or http://ipiccy.com/ ( keeps the cinematic ratio )
You're back to making them! What's everyone doing this summer?
>>70224786
Yep. Nothing planned for the summer yet. Did you watch anything good recently ?
>>70225759
It's been a slow month, but it's been quality. I liked Gummo and Hard to be a God, and really loved Knight of Cups and Suspiria.
On the other hand, I found that both Possession and Caché had great things about them, but never did appeal to me. I'm curious to see more Haneke, but having also seen and not cared for On the Silver Globe, it seems as though perhaps Zulawski isn't for me. Which is too bad, because his visuals, from set design to camera movement, are phenomenal. It's also...
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was this show popular in England?
>>70224186
Yes.
>>70224186
As you can tell from the cover, the show presented english citizens as being unrealistically attractive - for example, I don't know any man Frank's age who still has teeth.
How does the american version compare?
This movie was so O.K.
Why does everyone say that it's the greatest movie ever made?
Nobody does
I enjoyed it greatly though
It's old
It's Japanese
It's a historical drama
It's re-released by Criterion
Who the fuck says that?
>It's 2001
>someone just made a joke about not being able to see Ocean's 11 because they haven't seen the first 10
Yeah, what WAS with those first 10 movies, anyway?
Also, St. Vincent is fucking shit.
>we're closer to 2030 than 2001 right now
>>70223835
take it back
What is the worst twist that you've ever seen in a movie?
Every WWII movie from the American perspective, stating that without their involvement, the Allies would have lost.
>>70223646
10 Cloverfield Lane
Star Wars III Revenge of the Sith.
the twist we knew was coming when Anakin turned evil but it was so badly handled its a real "what the actual fuck Lucas, seriously?" moment.
"Do you like Huey Lewis and The News, Anon?"
Never heard of them. Should I check 'em?
Check these dubs
No i'm not a fan of fedoracore trash