Can we stop with the "Star Wars takes place in the past" meme?
It is so obvious that it takes place in the far future where humans have spread put into the galaxy.
Read the original 1976 A New Hope novel - Earth is listed in there.
The "long time ago" title is due to star distances - humans have spread out far from Earth which is millions of light years away so whatever is happening on their planets; it resembles a long time ago in our star system.
Was she the best girl?
>jason bourne could kill two members of the super hero team The Avengers
Why is this okay?
I mean he's just trying to educate some people while making some retarded jokes about the subjects. What's so bad about that? Is it because he's popular?
Which was right?
>Ebert changed his scores for Blade Runner and The Good, The Bad and The Ugly because it was "pleb" to like spaghetti westerns back then
Why didn't this man die sooner?
My personal favorite stupid thing Ebert did was initially defend Armond White, not because of his reviewing technique, but because he was BLACK
What a fucking cuck.
Certain careers cause a person to not be a well rounded individual.
Movie Critic is one. They give full time attention to something that should only get a portion of attention in life.
Read reviews from people who have other things going on in their life, or creating films is their livelihood.
WTF De Niro? I could finish watching this shit.
>board about television
>no thread on the most important television event that happened this long weekend
>Bring spears and shields for a rescue mission.
What were they thinking?
>OMG WE HAVE TO SAVE THE QUEEN AND HER EXTREMELY IMPORTANT BRO OF OUR HOUSE
>ALL WE'LL NEED ARE 50 DUDES. WE'RE GONNA KNOCK ON THEIR FRONT DOOR AGAINST THE ENTIRE CHURCH AND THE COUNTLESS PEASANTS WITH JUST OUR SHINY FITTY MEN! BRILLIANT.
But even if they had 500 they were still going to get Loras and Marg killed the way they did it.
If Jaime had started wrecking everyone when he rode up to the Sparrow, maybe....
But can he even do that anymore?
I would literally pay good money just to watch a buddy comedy with these two...
Top Gear was good. FACT
miss me yet?
WHERE'S THE PATENT?
WHERE'S THE PROPRIETARY?
I'LL CRUSH YOU LIKE THE COCKROACH YOU ARGLBARGHLBARGHHL
There's nothing proprietary about your memes, you post them one time and then blam, every reddit and 9gag user out there has them and are spreading them around and devaluing them faster than I can say I'm out
>"sir why dont you take a seat? right there is fine"
wat do, /tv/?
Begin rubbing myself through my pants while awkwardly hitting on him in order to put the idea into his head that everything I had done up until that point was to get close to him because I am attracted to him. This will greatly confuse/repulse him and make him no longer suspect me of any crimes.
It could work.
>Amazing Spider-Man 2 comes out
>He likes it
>Now that a new Spider-Man is announced and the ASM sequels are canned, he changes his opinions to be like those of other people
>He now hates ASM2
Can you name a bigger cuck than Chris Suckmenn?
He looks so pale it disgusts me because I know I'm just as pale from cocooning myself away in my room all day.
I'm living Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis. Turning into some hideous creature I despise. I wish I could unbound myself from my own body and become an incorporeal thing. Like a ghost.