it this the best flick of the year so far?
If Lang's mass remains the same (and therefore his weight), how is he able to mount an ant without crashing it?
>that's a 50$ dollar bill all day
Is their any show that is True Detective tier? I have yet to find something remotely close.
Yea, I know.
are you implying its bad and in that case implying you are a pleb?
also fargo is close I guess and watch the movie Prisoners
Good lord this is so contrived. I wonder how much they paid him
>Americans are Freddy fucks that can be bought off and paid for
What. A. Fucking. Surprise.
In Canada, none of this shit would fly, because the people here are much better and less greedy than yours.
Lol, fuck America.
Because they were knowingly making a bad sequel to a semi-unintentionally bad movie. This is why I was never interested in the sequel in the first place. I'm sure they shoehorned a "I'm tellin you motherfuckers" line in there somewhere.
you stole my story
ITT: Times the critics were wrong
They are so massively wrong about this movie it's laughable. It isn't a masterpiece but to say it's absolute shit is just as retarded. When you go through an entire review where they can't even be objective enough to say one positive fucking thing about the movie it's clear they're biased and have an agenda. User reviews have been the complete opposite and most have enjoyed it.
Objectively it's more around the 6~8/10 range.
Did Dick cuck Maddox? Will Tuesdays ever be good again?
What's your favorite Johnny Depp movie?
What did /tv/ think about this movie?
Better or worse than the first one?
>a fucking sequel
Hey there /tv. Why don't you have a seat?
Will True Detective ever be as good as Season 1?
I mean, holy fuck. Season 1 was a godamn masterpiece, son. The surrealism and lovecraftian-vibe from the Carcosa cult and "The Yellow King" mixed in with the decades time jumping spent hunting that fucker was awesome. Even if it was just some fat fucking hillbilly, that last fight scene was some scary shit.
Season 2 was aight, but still lacked that horror of an insane cult murdering across decades with the help of a powerful family tree.
pls based detective, show us the way
>Watch Gilmore Girls
>Rory becomes interested in a guy in the first episode
No one likes a show where the female main character has a love interest. Why the fuck no one understands this.
At least I can cross this piece of shit out of my list.