>Invite friends over for movie night
>We decide to watch the Fellowship because it's comfy and none of us have seen it for a long time
>Every time someone smokes pipeweed they go apeshit
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>THEY ARE SMOKING WEED LMAO
>THEY ARE STONERS JUST LIKE US LMAO
I fucking hate this. I tried explaining to them that it is clearly stated in the book that they are smoking...
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>have autistic friend
>invites us over to watch lotr
>finally something other than black and white japanese 50s movies
>bilbo and gandalf smoke weed together
>we laugh about it
>autistic friend starts having ticks
>goes on a rant about nerd elf weed from muh books
>we leave without giving him any weed
You're this much of an insufferable cunt, and you still have friends? Damn. I'm in Bizarro World again. Your donger must be ENORMOUS.
>being THAT autist
you know they all hang out without you and laugh about you, right?
Who was the most perfect fit for the Bond role and why was it Dalton?
>>70460372
>had the look
>had the chops
>had the emotion
>was dark but could still pull off dry humor and humorous moments
>did own stunts most of the time
>>70460372
That image triggers me
>>70460372
Dalton because he was tall, dark, gritty, handsome, charming, badass and was THE James Bond closest to Ian Fleming's vision of Bond.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64sdEfZuU7w
Reminder that Goldeneye was also written with Dalton in mind, not Brosnan
>never seen x-men before
>think his parents were killed for being mutants
>it jumps to a scene in auschwitz
FUCKING DROPPED
>>70460349
>implying Auschwitz existed
>>70460349
>>70461504
they dont call it science-(((fiction))) for nothing
>>70460349
>tfw not even safe at the movies
Why doesn't IronMan call on DareDevil or one of the many Inhumans instead of a 15 year old kid who has no experience fighting enhanced people?
Why are the Avengers so fixated on petty fighting over a law when chronologically at around the same time the literal Devil is on the verge of completing his plan that will eradicate all human life on earth?
>>70460348
Because Spider Man probably has the easiest non-lethal takedown.
He doesn't even have to hit people with punches, just shoot webs.
For people like Clint, if one of the "Supers" forgets to pull a punch, he dies. Spider man removes that risk by just using webs.
>>70460348
Well for one, they weren't aware of Hive.
>>70460348
Because the TV shows are not cannon.
NEVER EVER, AoSfags.
Would you watch a Legolas/Aragorn movie set between the events of Hobbit and LOTR? Considering Legolas is told about Aragorn at the end of Battle of the Five Armies, Jackson could make a story about how they first met.
>>70460202
another Hobbit garbage? no thanks
>>70460266
Hobbit is ok. Desolation is the best
>>70460266
No Hobbit or Dwarfs would be in it. Just these 2
When Proximo asks Maximus if he wants a boy, why didn't Maximus become angry, defensive and physically comfrontational for the implication he's a faggot?
>>70460158
Were threads on /tv/ always shit or is this a summer thing?
>>70460158
In some cultures men having sex with young boys isn't considered to be homosexual. It's viewed almost as a form of masturbation.
>>70460171
This is a good thread.
what is this expression meant to convey?
Anal sex
discomfort
>>70460177
I mean the one on the left, obviously.
>All crime is legal
Well not all crime. Corporate espionage is illegal as well as weapons above rocket launcher grade.
>>70460400
Making shitty movies is allowed though
Can i still get banned from /tv/ if i only shitpost during the purge?
there is something very alluring about young julia roberts
>>70459851
jewden
>>70459871
her wikipedia page says her religion is Hinduism
>>70459912
It is not rare that, all exhausted by a few decades of living in what she conceives as the “present moment”, in order to better live, a new life begins as the female approaching her menopause calms herself, in discovering a mild state of ataraxia blended in a longing for the golden times, believing to have reached thus a new liberation leading her to discover her truer spiritual side, less egotistical, and leaving her a bit perplex. Even the young female taking the holy orders does so only after a few years of...
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ITT: Actors who are half black but you couldn't tell.
>>70459541
Fuck, ever wonder how much pussy guys like these pull?
>>70459541
he's in prison, what other indicator did you need?
>>70459555
If by pussy you mean boypussy, then he pulls of plenty.
Am I autistic for actually thinking the Purge movie series is legitimately something to be afraid of? They are coming out with a new one on July 6th two days after Independence Day, I actually think these movies are sending the wrong message and idea to people. There have actually been documented cases of criminals saying they were imitating "The Purge". One man shot like 4 random people and cited "The Purge" movie as his inspiration, I know it's a popular horror series but it just terrifies me that people are taking it seriously. They honestly believe...
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Crazy people will always find something to lean on.
>>70459477
>Am I autistic for actually thinking the Purge movie series is legitimately something to be afraid of?
yes
You should purge yourself.
What exactly was stopping Tevye from biddy-biddy-bumming? Why did he need to be a wealthy man in order to do it?
>daughter marries an atheist communist political dissident radical and she has to go live with him in a Siberian gulag
>Teyve is totally cool with it
>other daughter marries a nice local Christian boy
>Teyve loses his shit
What the fuck was his problem?
>>70459474
He wouldn't have to work hard.
>>70459504
You mean apart from the whole retarded ethical and moral inconsistency that is Judaism?
So, why hasn't the Joker been executed for his crimes?
>>70459360
He escapes
>>70459360
Gotham is staunchly opposed to the death penalty
>>70459360
Insanity plea, so he's sent to Arkham where he escapes.
What went wrong?
>>70459342
>connery was fat and didnt take care of himself
>he didnt give a shit
>sequel to a great film with a great potential for revenge squandered
also connery cant into camp. say what you will about moore, but he could go with it well, connery just didnt care to act at all.
also terrible blofeld and henchmen
>>70459387
>"Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up."
>DAF
>Better box office than Casino Royale
wtf?
1 Thunderball UA $641,784,000 $63,595,658 12/21/65
2 Goldfinger UA $568,854,000 $51,081,062 12/22/64
3 Skyfall Sony $324,684,400 $304,360,277 11/9/12
4 You Only Live Twice UA $308,056,200 $43,084,787 6/13/67
5 Moonraker MGM $240,336,100 $70,308,099 6/29/79
6 Die Another Day MGM $236,671,000 $160,942,139 11/22/02
7 Tomorrow Never Dies MGM $230,897,900 $125,304,276 12/19/97
8 From Russia, with Love UA $228,770,200 $24,796,765 4/8/64
9...
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tina > bob > louise > linda > gene
The show's shit.
Gene has no role on this show
>>70459273
bart > lisa > homer > marge > maggie