I just watched this film, and thought it was fucking amazing.
What are your general thoughts?
>>70479257
You'll forget it in a few weeks
Just like everyone else
Pretty fucking fantastic. One of my favorite third acts of any film. I put the blu ray on all the time.
>>70479532
I dunno, I've known about it for months and only just saw it. I REALLY liked it
Where were you when the Mouse won?
>>70479221
>Zootopia and Jungle Book have made more money than a movie about Batman and Superman
>>70479268
>implying anyone cares about superman
>implying this movie isnt batman movie
Pretty okay 850m for a batman movie though both dark knights passed 1.2 billion
DCucks BTFO
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
>$65,575,105 opening weekend
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
>$35,250,000 opening weekend
Whoops.
But the sequel was a thousand times better
>>70479180
>reminder that Paramount had Marvel as their favorite cash cow.
>reminder that they let Disney buy it.
Ok, here's my joke setting aside. >>70479231
Memes aside, what does /tv/ think of this?
>>70479136
its good
>>70479136
Shit for bro-tier retards and closet homosexuals that liked 300.
One of the worst capeshit films. Which is saying a lot.
>it's a Carlton exercises his 2nd amendment right episode
Give me episodes of popular shows that aren't anti-2nd amendment.
>>70479110
that's a great episode
Will you make me a sandwich?
This is a huge jacked man.
>>70479100
He's like 5"4'
>>70479137
Ha no
>>70479137
yeah and?
So.. Fight Club: The Show basically.
Yes and no
The last episode makes a good setup for the second series
I do take your point though, and yes it was bloody obvious.
Yes, they're both existentialist fictions that follow an unreliable narrator.
It's nice that you're able to notice genre conventions, fag.
>>70479369
I always aim to please.
So I currently have four series lest on my "to watch" list but can't seem decide which one I should watch first. The four series are: DaVinci's Demons, Marco Polo, Black Sails and Vikings. Which is superior? Am I fucked?
>>70479028
Can't comment on the other three but you can't go wring with Vikings. It was a lot better than I thought it would be, then I chain-watched three seasons over the course of two days, then life felt empty without it.
>>70479028
DaVinci has based Goyer. Black Sails is the usual porn with a plot starz shit. Don't know about the other two.
>>70479028
DaVinci's -just watch season 1
Vikings - gave up after season 1 not sure if it got better.
Have not see the others.
>i was going to save your brother, but i was fucking around putting pizza in a dog's mouth, and wrapping people up in carpets
>did you see any of it? it was pretty funny, might cheer you up
>sorry lol
Yes save the person already engulfed by flames.
Totally worth it
Dog with pizza was only good thing about the flick
Is every King of the Hill episode basically
>Strawman comes onto the show
>Hank is a good boy, he dindu nuffin - he just wanted to mow his lawn. He was getting his propane career back on track!
>Strawman is defeated in some way by Hank's old fashioned ways
Or am I missing something?
>>70478713
You forgot
>hank surrounded by morons
>moron tries to improve their life
>moron fucks up or falls victim to plot
>hank has to fix it
JUST
The later episodes definitely relied on that formula more. The show declined slowly after season 5.
>4 out the top 5 top movies of 2016 so far have a 80+ RT score
Are audiences finally getting smarter, /tv/?
>>70478668
wait till transformers 5 makes a billion next year
No critics are just dumbing down to appeal to audiences
>>70478668
Which of these movies failed to score below 80% on RT?
40 MINUTES IN
NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>>70478594
>40 MINUTES IN
holy fuck that went fast
time flies when youre having fun right??
>>70478594
When will this happen on the show?? I know they're including it but when
Why is Sabah such a fucking dumbass?
His original horseman are fiercely loyal, and would murder legions at his will. Plus they had great abilities, like extreme wind pressure, fire control, and gravity control or something.
Now his horseman are, the most bi polar man on the planet, a shitty punk who does literally nothing, winged man who gets beat in a fight by a 16 year old German kid, and a chick who runs around with katanas.
Not to mention this guy can, as far as I know, control atoms/matter and doesnt just outright slaughter anyone who fucks with him.
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Why he needs horseman at all aside from muh im alone syndrome?
>>70478458
A lot of people don't get this, but I thought it was a nice touch. His original Horsemen were from an ancient society, a society which believed in gods and worshipped them daily. It makes sense that his chosen recruits from that era would be devoted to him fully, whereas the modern Horsemen are in it for themselves.
>>70480820
>Why he needs horseman at all aside from muh im alone syndrome?
if he had no Horsemen in the intro there would be no movie.
i did nothing
>>70478267
>cast cute asians as jubilee and purple teleporter girl from DOFP
>literally unused
>give the ayy lmao a big role
>>70478267
She's not your fucktoy you yellow fever fetishist nerd
She was barely on screen. Hopefully they are just waiting for her to age a bit.
Is there a celebrity who publicly embarrasses themselves more than Tarantino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGFx_7oDFRA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxYHxJahzmU
https://youtu.be/OcNLD9FCiSk?t=190
Just look at this fucking autist
An autist who's living his dream, funded by the people who watch his films.
Sign me up.
UNO
>>70477955
Sociopaths are usually very socially capable...