Why didn't he just kneel to Xerxes?
Madness?
>>70557456
Because then sandniggers would have ruled europe.
he did
but it was a ruse
Why did they make this character a lesbian?
>>70557050
So you just think they scissored or...
Because everybody loves tits
Because sometimes people are lesbians.
>Hello hound, I'm shallow plot device used only to further your horribly rushed story arc.
Wow what could he mean by this, guys?
Eh, I thought it was fine, especially in comparison to the quality of the rest of the writing. It's still wasn't good, but atleast wasn't as terrible as the rest of it.
>ian fucking mcshane in GoT
>has 2 minutes screen time before disappearing into oblivion
That's sad.
the best got has been in a while though
Battleship Potemkin (1925)
The Passion of Joan of Arc (1928)
Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans (1927)
City Lights (1931)
The General (1926)
>>70556397
why is your taste so boring
Metropolis
Nosferatu
L'Inferno
Battleship Potemkin
The Passion of Joan of Arc
I'm well aware it's not an exciting list.
3/60 trees in autumn (kren, 1960)
aleph (berman, 1966)
at land (Derek, 1944)
mothlight (brakhage, 1963)
at sea (Hutton, 2007)
They forgot Thanos.
he's still the main villain and they will fight him in infinity war, which is one of the most expensive movies ever made
so no
they didnt forget him
Kinda worried they'll focus so much on heroes that Thanos won't be properly developed or show off much of his powers. They better have him murder some bitches.
>>70556003
Why did they make thanos look like he has down syndrome?
GOAT joker coming through
Mother won't like this
>>70554489
what's she going to do?
>>70554427
>damaged
Man I can never take this seriously lmao
Why oh why did they make the third one, and why is it so SHITE? After the first two 10/10 masterpieces where we got to see a picture-perfect arc of Michael, they present us this 1/10 piece of shit, like 20 years later, go fuck yourself Coppola, fuck yourself in the ear.
Not only this movie is terrible, but it also shits on the previous two's legacy and characters, the way they pussified Michales was vomit-inducing. Joe Mantegna was a terrible villain, there were like 13 different plots they had no fucking clue how to end them. Shit was bloated and overblown.
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My biggest gripe with this flick is Al's fucking hairdo. Like, WHAT-THE-FUCK mate?
The helicopter attack was iconic. The plot was really great too.
>below LOTR
LotR is a children's film.
>>70554571
>LotR is a children's film.
Implying it's bad thing.
>2016
>using anything else to get your kino and tvkino.
Truly we are in a blessed time.
Kek I'm a 20th century real life pirate
I like to wear a hat and eyepath when I visit 'the 'bay
>>70554276
>eyepath
lol
>>70554257
>literally where?
I gave up trying to find their domain, so I just use the danknet for free shit on a shitty expendable tablet.
5>4>6>7>3>1>2
Debate meYou can't
i literally cant
Swap 7 and 3 and we're good.
Your opinion is meme tier at best
Here's the REAL objective ranking
3 > 5 > some gap > 4 > 6 = 1 > 2 > huge gap > 7
Why does /tv/ hate these movies again?
why do you think that pathetic little brongoloid's funny
>it's a "even though these movies have been praised on /tv/ i saw a couple of people trash talk it so i'm gonna make a thread claiming everyone here hates it" thread
>>70553546
10/10 | 7/10 | 6/10
Pretty good, overall.
Can we agree that at this point the show has just become fanservice and they're just following memes like 'muh cleganebowl confirmed' and giving what they think the fans want rather than actually trying to come up with interesting and risky story lines?
I wouldn't be surprised if they have a Jon+Dany ship planned in the works.
Jon will marry Sansa
It shouldn't be surprising, incest and inbreeding was very common in the middle ages
>>70553520
He is literally alive in the books
Sympathizing with Cersei is the real crime
They're also ripping off Wheel of Time as hard as possible before the AMC show debuts and destroys it and its memory. Trained screenwriters will know what I'm talking about.
Whats their endgame?
Also /tolkien/ General
>>70553476
Survive Sauron's conquest relatively unscathed, industrialize, be privileged among men.
More importantly why were they never used in the 3rd movie? those 1.2 seconds of minas tirith dont count!
They worship Sauron as a god
Their endgame is to do whatever their god tells them
YOU READY FOR THIS /tv/?!
https://soundcloud.com/sebinofficial/skrillex-rick-ross-id
MOMS GONNA FLIP
MOTHER WILL BE LIVID
What was this characters endgame?
>>70553363
to become the female he was born to be
>>70553363
hole up in Niffleheim with his mommy's corpse or something
>>70553363
hes just the ultimate attention whore.
Hes not even evil, just a tantrum kid
>go on to reddit r/gameofthrones
>they have an inexplicable hatred of Based Sparrow and are rooting for cersei and margaery
Lol normies btfo
i dont like the sparrow either
:^)
>>70552813
Are you surprised? Even the GoT forums and other GoT subreddits hate /gameofthrones
Name one thing he did wrong