HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHY CAN'T THEY EVER LEARN?
>>70685528
Seriously, they made donkey a white dude????? Where's all the /pol/ outrage about that? I thought they stood for keeping characters racially consistent
SOMEBODY
how does /tv/ feel about this
>>70685418
Girls who slouch are unattractive.
>>70685418
looks like a low test nu-male beat cuck
Girls are unnattractive
What happens in this scene? It's between rape and water boarding, and the final shot of the drain seems to imply rape, but it seems slightly out of Alejandro's character to rape some ugly cartel leader.
>>70685256
>it seems slightly out of Alejandro's character to rape some ugly cartel leader
Lol no, did you even watch the movie?
He was a killing machine driven by revenge. He's the kind of guy that has done the most horrific things you could ever imagine.
I think all you really need to know if that they did something awful to the guy. Obviously it's a bit more powerful BECAUSE they left the specifics up to your imagination, which is why I've seen like 20 different threads discussing this scene
PEE
IN
THROAT
It took her months to figure out her husband was a beta cuck lord and that she wasnt sure about their marriage? And she graduated in philosophy?? what
I don't understand. Is this an argument...?
>>70684970
The movie is shit
Cheap ripoff of In the Mood, literally
And there's no point to this one, there definitely is in In the Mood
But this bitch just ended up staying with someone that's obviously a huge phony pussy
Sophia Coppola is a HACK
>>70684970
how was Ribisi a cuck lord?
Dude had a 9/10 wife and he still didn't gave two shits about her and chose the 10/10 blonde
sounds pretty Alpha imo
ITT: Characters that you know are irredeemable and don't know why you like them
>>70684919
Man's gotta eat.
>>70684919
ITT: Name films that are better than this one and I'll tell you if you're right or not. No more than five at a time please.
>>70684913
The Fifth Element
Jurassic Park
Alien
Jackie Ch-FUCK
>>70684947
No.
>>70684990
>the Fifth Element
No.
>Jurassic Park
Yes.
>Alien
Yes.
Has /tv/ ever gonna full autism in a movie review.
>>70684800
I have no response
>>70684877
It's "A" qaulity. 2deep4u
>>70684800
>>70684971
Which movie is this reviewing? Face-Off?
Given that /tv/ has successfully reexamined the critique of BvS and brought the movie the acclaim and recognition it deserves,
is it time we take another look at Sucker Punch?
>>70684779
>/tv/ has successfully reexamined the critique of BvS and brought the movie the acclaim and recognition it deserves,
When did it happen? Should I watch BnS?
>>70684779
>brought the movie the acclaim and recognition it deserves
>acclaim
>BvS
>>70684779
It's about rape. Every time she is in another place fighting monster and what not. She really getting banged by guys.
Would /tv/ get punished ?
Is being a virgin a crime?
>>70684751
No, I haven't killed anyonein years.
>>70684763
no ?
can it become any more pathetic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXoQXfi_0oI
It can;
>Harold would've loved that movie.
wow thats tough to watch
>>70684608
So what is the verdict, /tv/? Is it enjoyable for a group of people to watch it?
Should one be drunk to enjoy it?
You should be drunk to enjoy everything, especially works of art/media.
>>70684518
It all depends on how autistic you're about the Warcraft lore.
For us less autistic it's plenty of fun and definitely the best video game movie ever.
It boring hogwash you can only like if you have autism or very bad taste and love those trash fantasy shows like Merlin
“Yeah. Bryan Singer likes to invite little boys over to his pool and diddle them in the f—ing dark of night. [Laughs.] I want nothing to do with that. I think there are enough boys in L.A. that are questionably homosexual who are willing to do things with the right person who can get them in the door. In New York there is a healthy gay community, and that doesn’t exist in L.A.”
- Noah Galvin
Be honest anon, would you let him diddle you for a role?
quite jelly
gets to fuck prime twink boipucci and get away with it
>>70684493
I would fucking kill to me a new retarded X-Men.
What's some essential Americana-core?
>>70684324
Like all of the movies going back to the golden age of cinema.
not a question.
>>70684516
jewlywood isn't Americana.
>>70684532
then why post a jewish movie?
Is there a movie where this odd food is featured?
>>70684259
What is the deep dish style pizza of movies? I'm tginkin mayve freddy got fingered
>>70684259
it was featured in an episode of Supernatural iirc
Will this be hailed as a classic in a few decades? I've never heard a bad opinion on it.
Surprise me /tv/. Find a flaw.
First few seasons are good
Think it started going to shit after the first movie though
>>70684125
Its already a classic, it was the most popular children's cartoon of its time, it helped bring Nickelodeon to prominence. Adults enjoyed watching it too. Many consider it to be groundbreaking in some respects.
Off the top of my head the only Nickelodeon cartoon that I can think of as being better is Hey Arnold
>>70684230
The movie was pretty good though, right?