Post legitimate contenders for the best TV shows of all time
People will laugh at me, but Star Trek: Enterprise
>>70799925
Same pick
>>70800251
I love Enterprise as well but it's nowhere near goat
>>70800320
Personally, I think its one of the best shows of all time, simply for changing the mood of Sci-fy and going into a new direction. It has had its moments like Precious Cargo....
Ah... So you want that know how I, the Memecredible Deadpool, would react to Batman V Superman, the best worst superhero movie of 2016? Well, you can get it right here, straight from the horse's mouth. See it? It's riiiight in there. That's it; closer, closer... too close, dumbass. You know they say to never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Ahem. Shall we begin?
>During the opening scene, where Martha Wayne’s necklace snaps in slow-mo
Hey look! That lady's necklace is doing what my body did in my movie's...
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>The whole “Martha” scene
Ah, the wondrous miracle that is the human language. I wish this kinda shit was how problems were actually resolved in the real world, because I’m pretty sure those kinds of things only happens in fairy tales, and only the ones whose intended audiences aren't allowed to go to the restroom unless their dada escorts them to the toilet by hand.
Heck; I used my words, and it turned me into a superhuman prune that spent the better half of his film chasing an asexual wombat named Francis. Not the best way...
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>Superman being the one to carry the Kryptonite spear to finish off Doomsday
Oh sure, make the guy who has a weakness to the green rock be the one to shove its spear up the rock troll’s ass. Because that makes total sense
>When a dead Superman is very clearly revealed to NOT be dead
Not this shit again. The only thing I hate more than comic book superheroes dying and coming back to life is my main man Francis, and I think we all know just how much I love him.
That’s why I gave up on dying a few...
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Jesus this is some cringe shit
What is the coldsteel the hedgehog of film?
Fight Club
Some boring, black and white, pretentious, piece of shit foreign art film that people pretend to like in order to impress anonymous people over the internet or so that they can tell themselves they have refined cultural tastes as if this somehow makes them better than the average person.
>>70799711
t. angry pleb
The real coldsteel is A Serbian Film
Its time to face facts:
Godzilla was terrible
Gareth Edwards was a bad choice for Rogue One.
Disney fucked themselves.
Gareth got Tranked
But at least Chronicle was a good movie.
lets be snapple iced tea, every scene with godzilla was great
feel sorry for you if you didnt see it in theaters with other g fans and great image quality. The home video releases were dark as balls, comparable to avp:Requiem
Godzilla was good
>>70799533
>Chronicle
>good
Wew lad. Godzilla 2014 was like 10x better than that shit and wasn't even that good.
With the success of the Warcraft, Dota 2 kino when?
Never; a derivative, of a derivative, of a derivative doesn't deserve a kino.
Right after the league movie :)
RuneScape movie about the God Wars
WHEN
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>Character fight some evil the whole movie
>Its all over, its safe
>The character suddenöy dies in some bullshit way
>Credit rolls
stupid frogposter
>>70799351
>OP posts cliché
>anon replies with 'stupid frogposter'
>>70799291
>suddenöy
>that foreshadowing
JJ is a genius, when are you going to apologize?
>>70799283
THE REST OF YOU ALL KNOW
just after season 7 reveals season 6 was nothing but a feverdream john locke had while hanging.
MAKE
*terminator theme plays*
>>70799047
Please can someone make a webm of this chase scene but put a terminator-style red computer overlay every time the camera is on Arya. Make it say shit like "scanning..." "Target: Arya Stark" "Objective: A girl is someone. Terminate."
Please, /tv/ needs this to happen.
*come to daddy plays*
>>70799047
The faceless men are the worst assassins ever
>Girl with long revenge list
>Lol you can join
>First faceless men we see
>Captured by redshirts
>Faceless man gives orders to waifu
>Waifu ignores orders
>Faceless men acting all stealthy
>Waifu trying to kill her...
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>“They asked me which of the two characters I’d be interested in and it was between The Flash and Aquaman,” Wan tells Uproxx. “This is how I weighed it: For me, we’ve seen various versions of The Flash… There’s a popular show on TV and there was a great one in the ‘90s… But the thing that ultimately pushed me more towards Aquaman is I love the possibility of creating a whole new world. I’ve always wanted to do a world creation story and visually create this amazing, incredible, magical kingdom. And also, I love the fact that Aquaman...
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>>70799022
I hope they go for a spooky vibe with it, at least in part. It *should* be a little a scary and forbidding. Any word on how they intend to handle the back story yet?
>>70799022
>Can't wait. Aquaman and Atlantis deserves some great world building theres so much potential when you deal with the ocean
You'll get Samoan underwater cabins nigga.
Also when they'll fire Amber Heard from this? She'll became box office poison when all is discovered about her lying. Oh wait, is Warner Bros I forgot, they hate box office.
>>70799022
I'm sold on Wan for Aquaman after I saw his visual flair and instincts in The Conjuring 2.
Which celebrities have killed without repercussion?
Pic related
>>70798803
Landis
>>70798803
OJ Niggerson
inb4 ban by imbecile mods
BORN IN NEW ZEALAND IN 64
FIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD
> let's all roleplay this shitty cartoon that I like xD
>>70798822
FOITIN ROUND DA WORLD
[tugboats internally]
Alright it's just a wild guess but I'm expecting this movie to be a thinly-disguised marketing campaign for smartphones and VR headsets. In fact I'm pretty sure that's its main purpose, besides trying to hop onto the upcoming anime adaptation bandwagon before Gunnm kicks it off.
I mean, this old slut is probably gonna be wearing Motoko's tactical goggles-mask thing during most action scenes. You know, the thing EVERY damn VR helmet is designed after, because it appeals to nerds. Hell even the dude right behind her is wearing one.
And on top...
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there is literally nothing wrong with that
She looks great, Scarlett always looks great.
>>70798267
You mean there's nothing wrong with removing one of the most interesting aspects of a franchise in order to shill shitty products?
What went wrong ?
>>70798179
He doesn't have a 'secret agent' vibe, he looks like a pussy
>>70798179
Replacing the thin Matt Damon with that fat Renner guy.
>>70798179
Nothing. It was good
all aboard the /hype/ train!
>>70797823
Who'll play the little girl with dsl?
>>70797863
>she will never be that little girl again
>>70797863
this jewish sock monkey
What was her problem?
>>70797769
What kino is this?
>>70797769
SHE NEEDED THE MONEY!
>>70797845
SHE WAS A HOO-WAH