>>be me
>>only be heppy playin vidya, playin with pupper, or cooking
>>get forced to go to puerto rico
>>"your paycheck hasn't come in and you don't have enough in the bank to make it two weeks"
>>go to puerto rico
>>do absolutely nothing for two weeks
>Well /trv/ I leave tomorrow, have any ideas
>>1115897
Ramen noodles and masterbation (11 pumps only)
>>1115906
i was in the country side, now I'm in a shit town, no ramen noodles but I've beaten my meat quite a bit, any other ideas?
I heard La Perla is pretty economical
>>1115917
I'm in caguas right meow, nothing special /:
>>1115897
I live in Puerto Rico. Why the fuck are you in Caguas? That place is a ghost town. Go to El Yunque or Playa Sucia or something. Theres not much you can do in a day so maybe go to La perla and get mugged like the other anon recommended.
>>1115975
I'm leaving tomorrow morning at 4am to catch a flight back home, I was originally staying in mayaguez with senpai, then I came here yesterday because fuck getting hotels in San juan, its like a 20-30 minute drive away
>>1115906
new meme, best meme
>>1115911
oh cmon john its u again?
>>1115975
>El Yunque, this!
El Morro is pretty neat, it's a castle/fort. Also check out San Juan, I love the old spanish town vibe. Dunno how it is now.
>>1115980
Decided not to stay the entire time?
>>1115897
at first this sounded like the storyline from postal 2
