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>Local asks you for directions and you correctly provide them
True Traveler™ only feels ITT
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>The path to your destination passes near a very popular national landmark
>need to take a 30min detour to avoid seeing it.
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>>1114726
I know that feel

Almost the same, but
>Dozens of locals warn you that you can't send mail internationally from the post boxes that you're about to use
>They refuse to sell you stamps for the same reason
>Drop post cards in the post box with no stamps
>A few weeks later family says thanks for the cards

People at China Post, I owe you one.
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>>Went to Icelend
>>Stayed 3 months
>>Hitchhiked, camped, befriended locals = free locomotion+free lodging+free food
>>Spent less than US$100 a month
True Traveler™
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>went to NYC
>didn't see Manhattan
True Traveler™
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I have lived in a country on the opposite side of the planet for years and am ingrained in the society in every conceivable way.

But in the end its just humans going about their lives with only superficial differences.

You're not special, you just want to feel special because you have nothing else to latch on to. There is nothing rewarding or epiphany-inducing, nor does it legitimize that you've been in some human-defined subsection of land we have decided to call "nations" any more than if you just had a layover in the airport.

In fact putting these foreign cultures on a pedestal and treating them with such reverse is nearly racist and alienating as you are identifying all the things that differentiate us rather than what is similar, and you revel in those differences that you no doubt find bizarre otherwise you wouldn't be so ecstatic about experiencing them.

If this kind of thing is your crowning achievement in life, you live a pretty miserable existence.
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>>1114871
pft, I bet you're some normie immigrant who moved from like America to Australia. I'm a US army defector to North Korea, and have accepted a commissioned post in the Army. I speak fluently the North Korean Dialect, and know intimately the society of North Korea and its glorious anti-hegemonic history. While I had many oppurtunities to take a Korean wife, I decided to go the authentic route of marry a young girl kidnapped from Japan. I have completely integrated the Marxist Materialist as well as the Juche philosophy, and even ironically administer a labor camp. I have twice been commended by the Supreme leader, both during the time of Kim Jong Il and Kim Jong Un for Urban planning in Pyongyang, and have managed to survive 1 major purge and 7 minor purges. Tell me again about you're a True Traveller.
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>>1114885
Fucking saved
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>>1114885
top lel
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>>1114885
Hahahaha
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Went to Bangkok to start the backpackers trail.

Had booked a series of hostels. Opted to stay at the JW Marriott insted.

TFW, never left Bangkok. Stayed at the Marriott the whole trip, ironically. Ate McDonald's every meal. Except for that one time I ate Carls Jr on Sukhumvit Rd.

>True Traveler™
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>Being mistaken for a local
Also
>Being mistaken for a non-American, but not local

Both good feels
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>hitchhiked in Japan
>made friends with a Japanese guy who picked me up
>let me borrow his car, drove without a valid license
>picked up a Japanese guy who was hitchhiking
True Traveler™
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>>1114992
I got a KFC. In Madrid. I felt so much shame
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>convince swedish foreign exchange students in a hostel that I was australian
>they're fresh off the boat
>follow them to their new student orientation
>was lent the identity of one of the students
>attended as one of the swedish guys
>sat through some lectures on school policy
>free food and partying over the course of a week as repayment
>swedish guy returns, he spent week fucking hookers down south
>made bro for life, big farewell
>I'm actually argentinian the whole time
True Traveler™
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>>1115002
What country was this?
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>>1115006
Japan
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Why are we changing the meme from "Real Traveler" to "True Traveler?" It's always been "Real Traveler". Sorry for my autism.
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>>1114726

I know this feeling, DESU.

>live in New Delhi for a couple years
>have friends all over the city
>know my way around better than most
>girl I'm dating is going from Gurgaon to Ghaziabad in her daily work cab
>new driver gets lost
>have to patiently explain to him in Hindi which highways to take and where to turn

>go out with friends another night
>complaining that it's a holiday and there's nowhere to buy booze
>take them to a family of people sleeping on the pavement a few blocks away
>"What the fuck is this, yaar? Why you bring us here?"
>tfw I hand them a few hundred rupees and they pass back several bottles of rum

mfw True Traveler™
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On an Amtrak train from st.louis to Chicago. True traveler
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>>1114885
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Kind of related

Me and my buddy once found this American spring breaker hopelessly drunk and face down on the snow on Rene Levesque Blvd in Montreal, we picked him up and got his blubbering wasted ass in a cab and instructed the driver to take him to the street he was staying on. The whole time he was weeping in an inebriated panic and trying to converse with us in broken French, not realizing that we were from the same country as him and also on spring break
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>Be me
>Be american
>At hostel in Warsaw
>Still shit posting on a Bangladeshi fabric image board

True Traveler™
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>start travelling
>make it to every country in the world
>fight in various civil wars, creating new countries to travel to

Maybe there's a contiki tour for you guys.
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>went to London
>didn't go to Buckingham Palace

True Traveler reporting in
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>>Went to Leixões, Porto's harbour (in Portugal, to all the plebes non-travelers)
>>Wondered around
>>Befriended ship crew and captain
>>Went drinking with them regularly
>>Asked if they could give me a lift to somewhere else
>>They gladly did
>>Arrived at Puerto Rico a few weeks later for free
True Traveler™
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>>1114871
You seem like a weeb who woke up one day and realised the error of his ways.

Leave now and warn the others: the only good reason to go to Japan is to shoplift.
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>>1114885

10/10 post
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>went to Washington DC
>didn't go to the mall
>avoided staying at hotel's with plebes
>slept in a park for an authentic DC experience
>was even excepted by local population after sharing 40 oz malted liquor and gaping orifices

True Traveler™
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>>1114885
Are you on Couchsurfing?
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>>1114885
Holy shit
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>foreigner stops his car and asks for directions to a hosptial on the other side of the city at least half an hour's drive away across about a dozen large intersections and residential areas

I tried ok
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>Not having phones with GPS.

It's like they're not even trying.
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>>1114754
damn rico
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>>1115002
HA! did he even know mate?
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>>1114885

This is the best post I've ever read on trv or even 4chan

10/10
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