>>1090529
>everybody over the age of 5 speaks english. Everybody.
>Don't piss all the money away, 1100 eur won't last as long as you think.
>Find the cheap pub, drink there. 40 kr for a draft beer is reasonable, more than 50 is too much
>memorize the word "stor stark", it means the cheapest, largest beer the pub offers.
>Shop at LIDL or Netto, the food quality is shit but it's half the cost of Hemköp. >The liquor stores close at 3 PM on Saturday and they're completely shut Sunday.
>Don't bother with 3.5% beer, it's pretty much impossible to get drunk on.
>You can drink at the bar at 18, but you have to be 20 to buy from the liquor store
> Girls are easy, if you don't fuck at least 2 in your 4 weeks there's something wrong with you.
>girls are also famously beautiful. You will fuck the hottest girl of your life there, as long as you don't doubt yourself.
>H&M is about half the cost of the H&Ms where you're from.
>Dont talk to/trust any immigrants, they are violent criminals.
>Don't go places immigrants are.
>don't fuck around with weed, it's a serious criminal offence and you will be deported if caught smoking, probably kicked out of school also. Also only immigrants smoke weed
>find your local drinking park, every town has one
>if someone offers you a snus, don't accept. You'll throw up.
>offer snus to your friend, and laugh when he throws up.
>people are overly friendly when drunk, antisocial/aspergian sober. That guy who hugged you and said he loved you at the bar will avoid eye contact if he sees you on the bus.
>people dont use cash and a lot of public services (parking/bus etc.) Don't even accept cash. Only withdraw what you need.
>everybody drives standard, if you can only drive automatic keep it a secret or be laughed at. A lot.

Bout everything I can think of.

>>1090542
pretty much this except for the immigrants and the weed.

>>1090547
Pot smoking immigrant detected

>>1090542
Allright thanks m8

How about some essential items i should not forget to take with me?