Going to the Netherlands for a week, any recommendations or advices?
Do stuff that you might find interesting.
You stated literally nothing about yourself or a budget, so there's nothing else to say.
>>1086791
Sorry... new in the board.
I'll have around 600 euros for that week.
DUDE WEED LMAO
>Don't bother trying to learn dutch, you'll get responses in english
>Try the legal weed/shrooms/salvia/whatever
>Watch out for bikers
>Eat rookworst, nieuwe haring and stroopwafels
>Visit the Rijksmuseum if you're into that
Veel plezier kankerlijer.
>>1086803
Honestly, how ignorant are you? I mean, don't you think it's necessary for us to know
1) where you plan to go
2) if you have made plans to stay somewhere
3) is anyone coming with you? kids, wife?
4) what are you into?
5) what is your budget?
6) when are you going? spring, summer, winter?
Now, it's just not your personal issue, we get threads like these every day here. But I feel we really need a sticky to make people answer these questions before anything else.
I could advise you on either ogling hookers in Amsterdam or going on biketours through Holland's sand dunes. Or maybe a culture trip to Utrecht? Or maybe you're into modern architecture in Rotterdam?
So please help us out here
>>1086783
Nederland is kut. Kut weer. Teveel Finnen. Kut architectuur. Kut socialisme. Alles kut. Ben blij als ik hier weg ben.
>>1086888
ga dan terug naar syrië, niemand hoeft jou hier.
Not the op, but
Ive never done any drugs. Could I get a nice 200€+ per night hotel room and just stay there doing weed or shrooms?
>>1086891
Ik ben autochtoon, mijn overgrootouders zijn zelfs Nederlands. Is het misschien wel eens in je opgekomen dat ook blanke Nederlanders het hier kut vinden. Ach ja, Ik ben binnenkort naar Zwitserland. Veel succes in dit decadente en binnenkort 'gezellig drukke' land!
>>1086918
Wat is er mis dan?
>>1086895
>Ive never done any drugs. Could I get a nice 200€+ per night hotel room and just stay there doing weed or shrooms?
Stay in one of the Van Der Valk hotels. It's a Dutch hotel brand, their rooms and service is great. Prices vary between 100 for a regular room to about 300 euro's.
>>1086783
Your thread is pretty full of assholes, but the guy who said you don't give enough info is right. What are your interest? What do you want from a trip? Looking for nature? Culture? Architecture? Art? Food? Drinks? And where are you staying?
>>1086932
Thanks
>>1086951
I wouldn't recommend doing shrooms alone on your first time though. Weed neither if you've never done it.
>>1086783
Amsterdam is shit
The Hague is cool
Rent a bike
Eat some cheese
>>1086926
Wat denk je zelf?
>>1086974
Ben je korter dan 175? :^)
>>1086977
Nope 181 cm. Geen manlet.
>>1086995
>denken dat 181 geen manlet is in NL
>>1087002
Nice meme
Are Amsterdam, hague, and rotterdam sufficient? Utrecht and haarlem are close by but seem like lesser versions of amsterdam.
Sure theres less tourists but im not a real traveler so i dont care.
I'm going to drop by gouda one morning/afternoon to check out some cheese
Go to Noord-Brabant and eat worstenbroodjes, also we all speak English, ride bikes, eat cheese and are superfags
>>1086952
I briefly googled, are shrooms and lsd now illegal to sell at coffee shops?
>>1087173
Psychedelics are available for purchase in smartshops. Magic mushrooms are illegal but magic truffles you can buy. They have the exact same effect so get those. Tampanensis is my favorite.
>>1087173
Yes. LSD was never legal and shrooms have been illegal for a few years now. You can still buy psychedelic truffles though.
>>1086783
i would suggest to visit Homegrown Fantasy but sadly it has closed - i think because it was too close to a school.. same thing has happened to many coffeehouses since my last visit in 2014... hopefully there are still some good ones left - ones that arent too commercial...
also, be wary of those crazy zakkenrollers
>>1087173
these anons are right:
>>1087176
>>1087177
If you really want to trip out, get magic truffles. The active ingredient (psilocybin) is the same as in shrooms. Make sure you're in the right mindset, have some music you like and make sure no one disturbs you. Have water close to you when you're thirsty.
If you ever had a psychosis or you're feeling that you might have a psychosis, don't do it. Otherwise, have fun. It will be a very interesting experience that might change your life and the way you think forever, in a good manner.
>>1087169
Adding to what this anon said, you can get some amazing poffertjes inthe main square of Delft
>>1087002
waar is de manlet grens in ons kikkerlandje?
>>1087252
Ik zou zeggen 185 maar ik ben 182 en vrouwen vinden me "groot". Fix je postuur en wees fysiek aantrekkelijk en je word als snel als heel lang gezien.
>>1086783
Im Dutch and why would you go here for a holiday its like a jack of all trade but master of none kind of thing
>>1087309
420, dummy
Pls skip Amsterdam and visit Utrecht instead
>>1087982
Why not both? I loved Utrecht but Amsterdam was great as well
>>1087990
Not him, but Amsterdam has everything that sucks about Europe crammed into one place
