ERP Thread: Cup o' cum edition!
Previous Thread >>981885
That was fast.
>>987594
Hun.. I work fast, if you catch my drift~ <3
>>987545
>Taking the noises as further encouragement. He pours a handful of oil and carefully begins rubbing the lips of her pussy trying to be as slow and gentle as possible. He reaches down and gives her a quick kiss on the cheek.
Posting here just to be safe
>>987598
Bummer
>>987557
Those occasions were few and far between sir, but as I said I am not from this time. I live hundreds of years before today and have long since been diseased.
>Quickly point her arm out you her index finger pointed outwards.
My wanting of the grail, not some primal urges, is what brought me back.
>>987552
As I said the the rather vile commoner, I am from a few ages in the past. My wanting to protect my country was so strong the grail chose me to come back and fight for it.
King arthur is in fact a very real character who also seeked the grail, there is a chance that she might very well be here in these wars as well.
>>987545
Oh the shepherds is it? Whom might they be, I'm always willing to have more assistance of my journey, though it is quite perilous I would not wish to endanger anyones lives who was not fully prepared to die.
>>987545
(Reply to Lucina in the last thread.)
Well, I certainly came prepared on that front, don't you worry... I got a Volant Axe, a Brave Sword, and I was able to manage getting my hands on the Book of Naga, as well. Wasn't easy getting my hands on that. I also have a couple elixirs, by the off chance things go south.
>Layle said, giving a reassuring nod to Lucina.
>>987598
I'd much rather float it then "catch" it.
>>987594
The thread has come alive at this hour, it's been days since it's been this lively.
>>987617
Remarkable! To think that we could possibly be at a gathering of legends! Wait... did you say "she"?
>>987586
There is someone here who plays as Saten, actually. No idea if or when they intend to play as her again, though.
>>987617
>As if to dodge and parry, he threads to the side, and lifts his arm with a guffaw.
Well, I'm not going to deny you have a lot of zest. The only problem is, that you've come here in search of your grail. I doubt you'd find any relic like that in a place like this, to be entirely honest with you.
>>987628
Ah, you're no fun~ Catching is good for you
>>987634
Probably not. I was rather flimsy as her, and my interest in Railgun isn't too high.
>>987633
How... Fun...
>>987651
And what am I catching hmm~
>>987651
>>987628
Forgot my image, your body is too distracting babe~~
>>987658
Indeed. Speaking of fun, I must confess, you're quite alluring. I've been.. unable to take my eyes off you, if I am to be honest.
>>987665
The question is; what won't you be catching when I'm done with you? </3
>>987668
Some people call my body my charm point...
>She shivers at the thought
>>987672
Well you could lead by example....
>>987633
Of course, King Arthur or rather her real name Arturia has always been a female. Wait do your legends tell of something different? Has history been changed to suit more believable odds?
>>987636
I did not willingly come here unnamed commoner. I was summoned here either by someone or the grail and I highly doubt you have the magical prowess to do such a task.
>Taking the flag in her hand and slamming it to the ground. Slowly approaching you, you realize she is quite tall for a woman, As she stares at you inches away from your face, the look of disgust across her face.
>>987653
Aww, well that's a shame, mostly for that anon, I guess. I thought you were pretty damn good myself, though I really don't know the character. The shitposting was also really entertaining, too. I always wondered why you never did more of that.
>>987574
Cup o' cum? But I can't swallow that much...
>>987689
It is a very voluptuous body, Miss Tharja. Why the shiver? Is that not a compliment?
>>987692
Well, the stories of King Arthur all portray him as male. Then again they are legends perhaps they were changed in the retelling?
Welp it's really late Lucina and I have to sleep :( Hopefully we'll get to finish that massage another time
>>987692
>Tall enough that, honestly, he has to tilt his head back a little to continue meeting her eyes. He straightens his posture a bit, with what grin had stretched his lips dying down to a little smirk.
Are you sure? I could be an incredible magician, myself. Absolutely roaring with arcane prowess. Whatever the case, though, I really doubt the grail summoned you here.
Tired of always doing good things without getting good rewards? Do you find youself lacking in the ability to alleviate your primal urges? Well, for the cost of just one soul, you can change all that with a Succubus! Call 1-800-NUT-BUST in the next 5 minutes for our special two for one deal!
>>987724
I am highly interested
>>987724
>Calls the number.
Uh...hello?
>>987724
Does it have to be more soul, I am more than willing to exchange my first borns for your services.
If really need be I could offer mine, but you two lovely ladies seem so enticing I might want more than one go at you
>>987729
Moshi-moshi!
Welcome to Yamanaka Noodle House.
We deliver!
How may I help you today, customer-san?
>>987724
>shrugs and decides to call because why not
>>987724
>hurriedly dials number.
Come on... Pick up..
>>987710
Tell that to the other men in the army!
>>987724
Hi I was recommended to call this number by a third party. Are you able to help me?
>>987748
Oh? What do the men of your army say?
>>987724
Does it have to be my soul or can I substitute the souls of as payment?
>>987755
W͎̫͉̲̦̩͑̃ͭ̊̌͌͒h̟͆y̺̝͇̱͈ͯ ̳̭̹̘̼̼͞c̗͋͌̊̐ͅe̠͇̩̥̍͌̂̌r͕̮̾̏̒̋ͣ͗͘t̒̒ͣ̇̎͝a̴̮̬̱̗̖̘͙̅ͩ̑̋̚í̡̾ͦ͊ͫn͇͕͓͎͘lͬ̌͋̔y͍͉̝͐͌̀̅ ͛́s̨͙̅i̯̼͖̪͓̋̽ͪȑ̦̜̦͙͓͛̈́̒̆ͥ̇,̶͇̂ͫ̽̔̊͂ ͕͔̭̹͑̋̑̓̋͑I̳̭̮̘̥͎ ̭̝͔̻̐̓̉̉ͪ̀̚w̨̹̝̘͓̯ͭͫͮ͋ͅò͔̱͇͟u̯͜l͎̰̈́ͪ̔d͖̮̳͕̘̋ͩ ̛b̸ͮ͗̓̑ͤͯͅe͚̦̯͓͈ͯ ̃ͨ̿̋̈҉͈̙͖g̽͋͆̅l̵̹ͥ̔̽̑͛̐͋á͔͕̻̗͖̑̉ͪͧ͑̀d̪͓͙̖̓ ̜̩ͪ͌̽͂̚t̫͓́͋o̴̖̪̮ ͉͉̞͓̽ͨ̿̑͞h̶̥̱̖̦͊͛eͪ͌̓̔l̶̜̫͚̝̝̣̀ͥͅp͈̻͎͈̯ͯ.̺̗̼̹̭̬ͧͦ͑̀̾ ͍̩̖͚̱͒͊͒̿͝T̟͆̏ͪͤͯe̗̩ͅḻ̱̣̮̇̊̅̒̂ḽ̎ͦͨ ͊m̺̭͚̤ͫ̓̆ͅe̒̀ ̫̣̠̙̰̿̈́ͯ̑ͯ̑h̤̲̤̹̘̮ͪ͌͜o̱̳̜̗̫͌ͩͨ̂͊͘w͖͖̰ͦ͋ ̥̂͡Ị̟̈́͌ͫ̀ͤ ̰̟̣̹̝͓ͨͦm̫̬̟ͥ̄̌̅͗̔i͌̿͏̳g̸̱̻̘͎̞̟̊̑͗̊ͣ͌ͅh̡̓̈ͣ̚t͍ͧ ̫͙̟̼̞̭̥a̶͕̲̟͇̱s̜̝̙̥̫̱͐̂͜s̟͉̰͙̙͗͛͊̓͗̔̚i̹̬̯͈̝̬ͩ͢sͬ̎̽ͪtͧ̄͏͍.͎̀̆̌̿̒̚
>>987761
Talking about me as if I'm some plebeian whore to be used and toiled with...
>>987724
>Do you find youself lacking in the ability to alleviate your primal urges?
That's why I join the Rape Club and partake in their fulfilling group activities.
>>987776
There's a guy at work who keeps stealing my work boots. His name is jack. And he is always seen carrying a candle.
I'm not sure if it's a metaphor or something...
Still looking for a used pussy to clean up
>>987746
>his fingers were shivering as he was touching the dial again to give ir a try, he gulped as he put the phone against his ear and wait
>>987772
>the souls of others
>>987776
Looking for succubi most likely.
>>987761
Makes us do meaningless task such as retrieving hair from unknown individuals. But all in all. She's pretty cool.
>>987788
A mere whore? Surely not! A woman of your beauty isn't for mere fornicating! A woman of your beauty deserves to be made love to, to be worshiped by the body of her lover as their two forms sing a wordless song only physical actions could express.
>>987806
Well, those tasks seem rather nonviolent so I daresay I don't disapprove...
>tfw your RP partner reassures you
>>987794
I know the deal. Some assclown keeps stealing my dishes. Today I am missing a dish and a spoon.
>>987830
I don't follow
>>987830
Me too buddy, me too. It's a wonderful feel.
>>987830
Lucky.
>>987830
I am the greatest therapist of all time for a reason.
>>987844
Dr. Piece, I presume.
Little Boy Blue...because he needed the money.
>>987811
Well... depends on who you're dealing with. There is the high risk of irritating someone to a violent state, or being stuck with the unfortunate event in dealing with a mentally unstable person.
But hey, work is work. Know what I mean?
>>987871
OH!
>>987855
Yes, welcome to my office. What may be bothering you today sir?
>tfw I'll never be the muscle girl pig slut that shits in her cage for an anon
>>987891
No, but. Could you re-enact this?
>>987898
I want to drink Akari's pee
>>987901
Akari is also not for sexual, even if there is a lot of piss related fanart of her for some reason.
>>987895
Probably not, none of that is my fetish.
>>987908
Pissing isn't sexual unless you make it sexual.
Hell, I would drink it from a glass without ever seeing it come out.
>>987913
Just because genitalia isn't involved doesn't mean it isn't sexual. Be honest, anon, why else would you drink it?
>>987917
Because I imagine I would really enjoy the taste.
>>987886
Doctor Piece, it seems like no matter how many anons I give head to and let have buttsex with me.I feel empty and unfulfipped. I would go back to girls but they drove me to boys in the first place.
>>987923
Then why not drink your own?
>>987934
Mine wouldn't be good.
>>987936
It's going to taste the same outside of diet, which you can alter to match hers.
>>987928
I see well I might have the perfect solution for you, have you perhaps tried C.D.? It's a new experimental drug with some minor chance of becoming addicted.
It will certainly make you feel full again though unsure about fulfilled. Perhaps you are seeking more than to be just used as someones toy?
>>987885
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
He said "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?
>>987941
Well no, not exactly.
Age, race and diet all affect the taste.
>>987946
Think he was asking you to plow him.
>>987948
Then you would be fine with any Japanese middle school girl's pee then, and not Akari's specifically.
>>987957
What do you think C.D. stands for?
Clown Dick obviously
>>987961
I want it because it's hers though.
>>987964
Is it injected?
>>987965
But what does that have to do with taste?
>>987946
C.D....Does taking it hurt?
>>987971
It's a anal medicine so yes.
>>987984
Depends how tight are you? I'll make sure to luve it up first so it can easily slide inside of you
>>987978
It doesn't, but knowing it is hers would make me like it even more.
Anyone want to fuck [spoiler]a Braixen?
>>988003
Can't just swallow it, then?
>>988012
I do
>>988004
That's not how culinary delights work, anon. Sounds pretty sexual to me.
>>988026
Oh well, I guess maybe I would have sexual thoughts while drinking Akari's special breakfast juice blend.
>>988003
Do I have to bend over the exam table or will you put me in the gyno chair, Doctor Piece?
>>988034
Well it took you a while but I'm glad you finally agree with me. Now, stop sexualizing the Akari.
>>988018
L-lets do it?
>>988041
Sorry but no, I can't stop until my thirst is quenched.
All I want to do is drink her pee.
>>988048
>does it and has perfect IV values
>>988048
Okay, show me the Braixen is question.
>>988041
>Not sexualizing avatars
Bruh?
![38d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rS0DEvs.jpg "38d[1].jpg")
>>988054
Well now she's gone, and you never will. Good job.
>>988072
No one's playing as Akari, though.
>>988069
H-hope this is good..
>>988160
Well, do I get to use her first or would someone else have beaten me to the punch?
>>988035
You'll have to bend over the chair, the gyno chair is only for returning clients.
>>988164
Youre the first of course! Thats just an example I guess..
Hello everyone~
>>988178
Well I wouldn't mind either way honestly.
>>988185
Well you get her first, though she understands sex and stuff
>>988180
Hello, your heiness!
>>988170
Okay, Doctor.
>nervously removes his clothes and bends over the chair with his legs spread
Like this?
>>988180
Miss Celestia.
>bows
>>987653
>one off
>>987654
>tfw never going to fuck Tomoko again
>>988206
Hello Anon~
>>988222
Good evening~
>>988223
What?
>>988251
What brings you here to grace us with your presence?
>>988196
Good, good.
I might be rough though.
>>988256
Don't tell me you've forgotten how to count.
>>988266
No, I just don't understand the significance.
>>988256
>anonymous jerks off, sated to have found an interesting sequence of numbers. After all, humans literally get off to sequences, after all.
>>988222
Good boy, now lets see here
>Pull your cheeks apart as she examines your hole, his tongue moving around the rim just briefly before he pulls back.
Hmmm this is definitely gonna required a full insertion, its so tight that it proves you are under a lot of stress, if we relieve and stretch it open, it should release your stress as well.
>>988273
This is 4chan, nothing is more arousing than combinations of numbers. Not autism though.
>>988280
After all.
![the+ol%2527+spicy+keychain[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FAysDKW.jpg "the+ol%2527+spicy+keychain[1].jpg")
>>988284
I'll show you arousing.
>>988259
Thats fine, she's a strong girl, should be able to handle some rough stuff.
>>988295
You gave your own brother the ol' spicy keychain?
>>988302
You're next.
>>988273
9
8
7
6
5
4
Or, since you're narrowminded: 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
>>988282
Okay, Doctor Piece. Do whatever you think will help. I'm ready to be inserted with the C.D. you perscribed.
>>988314
That never needed to be pointed out, but thank you anyway.
![[screams geometrically].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B9acxt2.jpg "[screams geometrically].jpg")
>>988311
>tfw
>>988257
Well~.....Not much really...Just out for a stroll and saw the thread~
>>988300
Well, I want to cum in her as much as possible and try to see if I can impregnate her.
That thought really turns me on.
>>988333
Well, I'm very glad you decided to stop by to say hello!
Can I do anything for you to make you more comfortable?
>>988339
Getting a Braixen pregnant might be hard, but she would try just as hard to get it to happen!
>>988345
>Smirks
Surprise me~
>>988364
Good, I would try nonstop until I ran out of stamina.
>>988375
How about a lovely massage? I'm pretty good with my hands.. Unless you prefer I use something else to do the "massage" with?
>smiles coyly as I rub my hands over your shoulders and knead them with my palms, whispering in your ear
>>988404
>Smirks knowingly
A massage would be lovely~
What do these threads need? There was literally no lewd for a day.
>>988430
Needs to be less avatarfag persona circlejerk and more fucking erp
>>988414
>I rub your shoulders firmly as my hands travel to the small of your back, kneading your skin with my knuckles as I go along
Do you have anywhere in particular you find sore? I can be very flexible with requests..
>My thumbs dig into the dimples just above your rear
>>988444
Who are the worst?
>>988453
Nue and Clownpiece who only come here to blog
>>988445
>Gasps
Oh yes...Yes...Right there~.....
>>988458
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
I've been doing lots more than that tonight dearie~
>>988458
Ok, Mizuki.
>>988463
>my hands dare to slide lower, kneading each cheek slowly and firmly as I breath into your ear softly
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself..
>My thumbs slide down the crevice between each cheek upon each knead of my palms, spreading them apart ever so slightly, my fingertips digging into your yielding flesh
>>988474
Not in the thread. That's kinda the point.
>>988489
More~ It feels so good~
>>988494
Oh you are actually a moron, let me laugh even harder
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I kind of want to have a quick ERP, but it's so late at night...what should I do?
>>988502
Big fat ass
>>988502
>My fingers reach your inner thighs and tease you, barely coming in contact with your elegant pussy as they continue to work your muscles.
I wonder how a princess is able to stay in such good shape with that busy schedule..?
>my fingers suddenly start rubbing you directly, massaging your mound through your clothes from behind you with the same firm but gentle carreses.
>>988539
Do it but then blueball me right at the end.
>>988615
Well, if you're okay with that - but let's get right to business anyway.
>She quickly strips down, wriggling her hips as she pulls off the pants, and turns to face you, naked.
I usually enjoy the tease, but I hope you don't mind if we get right to business. I want your cock out and inside of me!
>>988659
>The sight of your body causes my cock to become erect and stand at attention faster than I thought possible.
>My unimpressively average cock is hard and throbs intermittently.
Wow, now that is perfection.
>>988668
Thanks for the compliment - you're not too bad yourself.
>She grins, pressing you back down against the happenstance bed and beginning to straddle you, her lower lips teasingly close to your member.
I'm not kidding about getting right to it - the faster you start fucking me, the more of a chance you get of not ending up blueballed at the end of this~
>>988685
>I start to slowly gyrate my hips, inching my cock closer and closer to your eager entrance.>My cock is leaking precum, it wants in right now.
Aaa, god damn, you are wife material.
Good morning everyone.~
How has the night been?
>>988699
Morning Yoshika, put some panties on!
>>988699
2hus being cancerous like usual
succubus hotline
more trixie and mettaton shenanigans
>>988696
Maybe if I ever need a husband, anon. Now just go ahead and stick it - in~!
>As she said in, she slid down the rest of the way herself, forcing her wet lower lips on your member with a small cry of delight.
>>988709
>Miyafuji slammed the door for the peeping tom right away and began dressing herself all blushing in her room.
>>988713
Geh, that doesn't sound very fun and at same time it does.
>>988699
Morning Miya~ I've been doing great! I decided after completing Rin's route I was going to try Kanako's in Katawa Shoujo
>>988715
>I feel your lips start to swallow my erect penis, it feels so hot and tight, I feel like I am about to explode even though I've barely even done anything yet.
>I start to thrust at a medium pace before slowly going faster and faster, my cock is completely coated by your juices at this point.
Aaahn, now milk it as fast as you can.
>>988715
>''G-genie breasts..'' Miyafuji muttered to herself.
>>988731
Hey Anzu-chan, looks like you've had fun with the VN now.~ I'm about to go to the con myself in a bit.
>>988736
>She let out small moans and gasps of pleasure. Even if she wasn't so verbally expressing her enjoyment, you would've realized it from how her inner walls squeezed about your shaft - milking it was an understatement. It seemed reluctant to let you go every time you pulled back.
Aaah, that's good~ It's been too long since I was fucked with a nice dick like yours...cum whenever you feel like it.
>>988766
Just a little bit more.
>I thrust in as deep as I can, my cock starts to twitch, I am right on the verge of ejaculating.
I want to do more than just simply cum in you, here's hoping I get lucky with this shot.
>>988752
>She grinned, shaking her chest. "Glad to see you remember these! Give them a feel if you want~."
>>988776
>She looks at you confusedly, managing a wry grin even as her mouth continually twists back to a pleasurable o.
I'm curious to see what it is your planning, anon...
>>988791
I want to knock you up!
>I start to cum, just a small amount at first, but I'm not done yet.
>>988791
N-not today.. but I hope to see you again soon here. You bring a smile to everyone's face just with your presence.~
>>988752
Have fun at the con Miya~! I'll probably have finished one or two storylines by the time you get back senpai!
>>988797
>She looks at him in surprise, and then gives a challenging grin, wrapping her legs around his hips to prevent him from pulling out.
I'd like to see you try~!
>>988804
Awww! That is legitimately really, really sweet, especially with how lewd I was being too you. You made me smile just now too!
>She squeezes you in a big hug.
>>988835
>The main bulk of my semen starts to spray out into your depths, your tights walls gripping around my cock like a vice, there's no chance of me pulling out and I wouldn't have it any other way.
God... That was too good.
Brown girls just drive me crazy.
>>988852
>She let out a blissful sigh as your cum filled her up, her inner walls massaging you for every drop. Grinning, she pulls you close in an aftersex cuddle, her legs relaxing as she enjoyed the afterglow.
Mmm. I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. Maybe tomorrow, we could take some time to get to know each other more...intimately.
>She nuzzled his neck.
And I'd give you a chance to try and make sure your seed takes, of course.
>>988883
Sorry, forgot the pic. I should try and sleep now - thank you for the nice time!
>>988813
Yup, I'm off now. Cya later tonight.
>Miyafuji skipped merrily away.
>>988835
Ehehe.~
>She welcomed your hug and hugged back, wondering your large breasts at the same time.
Well I gotta go now, have a pleasant rest of the night.~
Mornings sure are dead around here
>>989179
Whas good nigguh?
>>989229
I'll tell you what's not good: dead threads.
>>989253
I remember the days I'd keep these going at all hours, including on /b/
You should try getting someone to do something with.
>>989256
Well all my pets I've played with are usually on in the evening so I'm out of luck unless I find some more to play with in the morning.
>>989270
Well unless someone else shows up you're out of luck.
>>989297
Yeah...maybe if I strip naked somebody will take a bite...if not I'll just be lurking around until somebody wants to play or more active hours.
>>989317
I dunno, maybe the people lurking aren't that into girls, especially such a flat one.
Less anons around than players lately, always used to be the opposite
It seems to be cuck hours, mornin'~
>>989328
How rude. They should feel honored that I even decided to show off my perfect body.
>>989329
It's just really dead in the mornings. At least from my experience it always has been.
>>989328
Don't you get insanely bored pairing with one person and being exclusive?
That would be so incredibly tedious to me.
>>989362
Some people don't want girls.
They want a woman with heaving delicious breasts and plump juicy asses
>>989372
Hmmm, if it was with the wrong person I guess maybe. But I'm incredibly happy with what I've got.
>>989358
Real Cuck Hours smash that crippling despair button if you still up.
>>989380
Hmph it's not like I let anyone touch me anyway unless they're an obedient pet and beg for it.
>>989380
Wrong or right, it's still boring. I guess it's because it's still new to you that it's so appealing, or you're just the polar opposite of me.
To each their own though, being with one person is so terrible to me. I've been with people I really liked (and still do), that were amazing and did exactly what I liked. I still got bored with them in terms of erp.
>>989401
Just as well as you've not got anything to touch baby. You've got no shape, no definition you're flat and skinny and you ain't got anything womanly about you.
>>989404
Hmm, I only really hold interest in very few people at a time and I easily get devoted.
And now I'm with someone who is very much the same.
good morning
>>989421
I have no interest in people with such terrible tastes.
>>989429
Morning~
>>989429
Morning Konata~
>Frantically waves at you
>>989421
I used to be like you when I was new to erp, it's so heart breaking when they aren't as into you as you are them.
Thankfully, I'm a total slut now and out of that phase xD
>she simply glances among the room
Man i missed the massage-y guy last night...
>>989429
>>989435
>>989439
This is just a convention of little girls with chests and butts as flat as their personalities.
>>989401
>>989401
>obedient pet and beg for it.
Oh it really is cute when you try to act like a dom, who is it who willingly submitted to being my pet, constantly thinking of my cock and wanting it shoved down their throat?
>>989458
>Nue gets a male avatar
>it's a horrible one
._.
>>989458
... does that mean im special?
>>989469
Baby I'm not horrible, I'm just interested in one thing and they don't have it.
The booty!
>>989474
(Please, I just wanna shitpost.)
>>989458
Get out with your shit taste.
>>989459
I have no idea what you're talking about~
>>989474
The only thing special about you are your oversized tits!
>>989459
>>989459
Don't you like switches Clown?!
>>989495
Oh I love switches. I'm 80% Dom 20% sub, so switches are fun from time to time.
>>989492
Boobs are suppose to be this size, is it that hard having no boobs? do you even feel the chest tingly?
>>989499
I bet you erp anon as a dom don't you? :3
>>989503
My breast size is just fine and my pets love them thank you very much.
>>989499
You love switches, like that switch you've just done there.
Because it's supposed to be
80% sub, 20% dom.
>>989435
>>989439
>Waves back
>>989458
Gomen...
>>989503
That is a nice ass
>>989560
For you.
>>989555
>She gently pats your head.
Don't worry about the rude man and his shit taste. You just focus on doing that cute and cuddle stuff you guys are so good at.
>>989623
My taste isn't shit, my taste is that of a real man and not some sick pervert.
Really?
>>989650
You spelled "shit" wrong.
>>989700
I wish I was smart like you...
>>989700
Come find me when you've matured into a real woman, kid.
>>989712
Aw I'm sure maybe some day you might be~
>>989734
No. I'm sure your taste will still be shit then too.
>>989752
I will never have your knowledge, master...
Morning everyone! Anyone down for a quickie?
>>989752
And I'm sure you have utterly no potential to be a luscious woman.
(Reminder that Loki got fucked by a horse, gave birth and gave his child to his father as a pet/slave.)
>>989778
All that matters is how loyal and obedient you are to me~
>>989806
Whatever I'm done with you.
>>989840
Just as well you precocious slut.
>>989752
I'd walk barefoot while dragging my nutsack across a soccer field of broken glass just to hug you
>>989871
Man that wouldn't be walking, that'd be scooting like a dog with an itch in their butt.
>>989871
Ufufu~ All that for just a hug?
>>989881
I like your beaver tail
>>989900
I don't even know what I'd do for a kiss
>>989911
scrape off your tongue layer by layer with a potato peeler.
>>989923
That's actually not bad compared to the other things I was just thinking of
>>989923
>Hops on my glider
>Punches them in the face mid glider
Nothin personnel kid.
>>989911
>>989936
Ah I wish all my pets were like you. I'll gladly put you through pain myself to reward you but that itself might be too good for you if it's me personally doing it~
>tfw it's still alive after more than half a year of shitposting
Well at least it seems like there's no renamon bullshit.
>>989954
I mean, you don't have to put me through pain but I wouldn't mind in the slightest after all you are the most beautiful goddess to walk the planet
>>989973
Mmm that may be true but I like to watch my pets struggle for my affection~
>>989954
When do we rally her servants and perform a gangbang rebellion on this heiarchy?
>>990047
Pfftahaha I'd never give them the chance to do such a thing~
>>990089
You think your hold on them is that strong? Their lust is even stronger! None of them would pass up the chance to have you exhausted and plastered on the ground in a mix of their dirty juices.
>>990117
Of course. If their loyalty falters one bit I'll just get rid of them~ I've already told them they might be the lucky one I lay with but that all depends on how good of a pet they are.
>you will never be good at erp
Any sluts are free?
>>990221
You just gotta go at it anon. What's the worst that can happen? A bunch of people on the internet shitpost you?
>>990252
Maybe~
>>990275
I'll be straight. I need quickie cutie~
>>990284
Then get to it~
>She quickly undressed and wagged her butt at you as she bent over.
>>990342
>she
Rip Boyzuki
>>990342
>He also quickly took of his clothes and slapped her butt. He was already hard and he slowly was putting his cock in her clit.
>>990356
>Nue
>>990356
(I-I can do either gender!)
>>990359
Nnnph~
>She bit her lip as you gave her ass a slap. The feeling of your cock slowly penetrating her making a small moan escape her lips.
A-Ah~ You can get as rough as you want with me~
>>990117
Rapeman is truly the hero this thread needs.
>>990389
Are you sure?
>He slapped her butt again and started moving a little faster. He also inserted his index finger in her butthole.
>>990410
Ahn~ Yes, do whatever you need to make it quick for you~
>Her body squirming from as you gave her as another slap. Her face blushed as she felt your finger push into her as well.
>>990397
Needs and deserves.
>>990448
Tfw Mizuki got blueballed.
>>990740
I-It's fine...I didn't mean to take that long to reply but I had to go eat breakfast...
>>990166
You fool Everyman you cast aside just makes our army grow. When we've all banded together we'll all be the lucky ones. Well tear down your throne made of pets and show you true anarchy!
>>990773
You know I'm currently supporting/not trying to stop you guys from raping the cuddlers right? Rape Man is hilarious and has earned my approval.
