This might be an /HG/ thread
penis
>>977839
Looks ERP to me
I want to violently rape Fujiwara
>>977845
>ERPs with anon
>>977796
After living as a ghoul for so long i tend to forget i used to eat human food...i'll se what i can do for you then. And you tend to get too immersed into dealing with mortal in the virtual world, Lala.
>>977849
>throws brick
>>977839
>steals mustache but not nose or glasses
>>977825
Not fast enough! And you know why? Because you're getting..
>wispers
fat~
>>977849
>throws a brick
>>977852
Good job lil homie.
Yes hg is dead
hg is cancelled
>hoshi
>>977849
>purges building
>>977859
#bringbackdeebo
>>977858
FAT? FAT!? SHIRO WILL NEVER BE FAT
>>977866
Maybe one day.
>>977861
It's only dead because everyone is out having fun this Friday afternoon and we're all sitting here soaking in filth.
Anybody knowledgeable in the art of wincard webm's?
I want to start hosting but I also want an amazing wincard to go with it.
>>977873
And this is fun.
>>977850
N-no I mean, you can continue buying me whatever you wish..I just want you to admit that you do so because of how it makes me...look.
>>977874
Most don't like Webm wincards. People like to put them in card collages, and not everyone can view them
>>977874
Rin, Aikawa, and Adachi are probably the only ones that know how to and make it decent
>>977868
Only if you eat your veggies and fruit
>>977874
I could if I made the effort for it
I'd just vid edit, upload to yt and use a yt to webm because all the other conversions I tried fucked up
>>977875
I don't see how any of this is fun.
>>977882
Because we are talking.
>>977880
Shiro agrees to fruits, but never vegis!
>>977877
...i-i'm not saying that in public, it's too early for me to be embarrassed.
>>977884
...
>>977887
So you DO know what I'm talking about..
I want to touch Shiro's skin and feel it... then leave
I want Shiro to destroy everything I hold dear then cuddle me in her arms.
>>977886
Good enough then!
>brings 2 apples
>bites one and hands you the other one.
>>977890
Shiro is not for sexual go away.
>>977891
...
>>977891
[licks face]
>>977892
God damn that anime was depressing
>>977897
>So no ship?
>>977893
Can I s-snuggle you?
>>977898
So was Death Parade..
>>977889
>says nothing
Greetings, small ones.
>>977900
The fun has stopped.
>>977898
>not reading the manga
>>977898
Read the manga. It's so depressing...
>>977905
It just came back.
>>977908
I want to read a bedtime story for Rize
>>977898
Never seen the anime but i've read the manga. It's decent.
>>977903
That's what I thought.
>>977904
YEAH?! AND FUCK YOU TOO
>>977892
Shiro doesnt destroy stuff! Shiro eats and sleeps just like you!
>>977894
APPLES!
>bites into rapidly
>>977901
Shiro doesnt feel like it
>>977904
>>977910
I don't see why you think talking to someone like me is fun. All I do is talk about depressing stuff.
>>977904
...
I want Shiro to hug me while I'm crying
I want to fuck sliver queen
>>977911
>Manga>butchered anime
>>977918
You're more of a big eater than i am, and i have black hole for a stomach.
>>977914
We have not seen you before. Are you a recent arrival?
>>977917
Humans.
>>977906
Hello, ssssserpent.
>>977920
>pic related
>>977921
...
>>977925
>Pets
>>977923
me to
>>977924
>indeed in most cases
>>977904
Welcome...you look like a creature out of my worst nightmares.
>>977915
I'm not in to that, i like your slender figure as it is now...l-let's just drop this subject.
>>977921
I spoke with people who kept calling me idiot, You talk about funny stuff.
>>977927
...Like did i come here recently? yes.
>>977911
Your nose is huge
>>977909
>>977908
>Implying
I read it you fucks
>>977928
>>977927
>>977938
>smashes head against floor
>>977927
How're you?
>>977935
You're an idiot.
>>977939
Holy shit niggers can read these days?
>>977940
>impales on a stick
>cooks over a fire
>>977943
>
Now we are besties.
>>977939
Oh? That's good then, i hope you suffered as much as i did.
>>977947
>>977944
Don't tell anyone
But I guessed what was happening based on the pictures
>>977927
>>977940
>slow tongue flickering
>>977947
>cums while drinking filtered piss
>>977934
Not an unusual reaction.
You reek of death.
>>977935
Then allow us to greet you.
>>977940
>Not your day, huh?
>Linking is tough.
What are you doing, serpent? We are not your prey.
>>977943
Our condition is acceptable. Who are you?
>>977949
>
I don't like hugs. They make me feel even worse about myself.
>>977952
Fucking kek.
I love you Shorty.
Who had the hardest life here?
THERE'S A STARMAAAAN
>>977960
Revy
>>977924
Eating is one of Shiros many favorite activities!
>>977922
Shiro would do that for friends, but not for strangers~
>>977960
Batman
>>977954
>rattles spines
>>977960
>In character?
Ugh i'm boooooooooored
>>977960
Kamina
>>977960
Mine's a bit shitty, but I wouldn't say it's been the hardest.
Maybe Revy or Junpei.
>>977957
Oh wow, where's your others?
>>977958
You like tacos?
>>977961
WAITING IN THE SKY!
>>977957
I'm doing less than acceptable. Thank you for not killing all of us in a fit of rage.
>>977960
eh.
>>977963
The cookie just vanishes?
>>977965
>OOC
>>977934
I think that's for the best.
>>977963
Its just disappears
>Keit-ai finds away
So who's into anal?
>>977960
Revy, cancer and major depression issues
>>977970
We are everywhere.
>>977971
We have not had any incentive.
We try to control ourselves.
>>977975
>Might be Revy then, though I don't know everybody of course.
>>977970
I've never had a taco before. I completely forgot about them until you started screaming about them.
>>977975
Probably KK
>>977960
Snake had a hard life
>>977969
why Revy and Junpei?
>>977977
[spoiler]Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/[/spoiler]
>>977960
My life is perfectly acceptable.
>>977978
Giving or receiving?
>>977980
???
>>977981
Here take one
>Gives taco
>>977978
*raises hand*
Not via penis though.
>>977986
Junpei is a literal hobo and Revy had cancer.
>>977978
>>977988
More like
Tricky check
>>977986
Revy seems to be depressed all the time. Suicidal even.
and Junpei is homeless from what I understand. That must suck.
>>977978
>inb4 anal vore
I tripped
I think Brook had the hardest life.
I mean he literally died
>maybe
>>977992
We are in the skies.
>>977960
Currently required to setup for a "coping skills" class that meets once a week
Which interferes with my college class, which means l'll be required to drop the course.
diminishing my completion percentage and likely will be dismissed from the college
At least l'll know how to cope with it
>>977980
You should try smoking cigarettes. Those will make controlling yourself much easier.
>>977992
>eats it very slowly
This tastes awful. Why do you like them so much?
>>977999
>not cock vore
0/10
>>977960
I think I take the cake
Everyone here would probably kill themselves if they were me
I would too if I were a beta like the rest of you
>>977960
Junpei, revy, hunter
>>977975
Ruby lives in Jamaica and was a witness to a murder
>>978001
>>978001
How did it happen? And how did people find out?
>>978005
Can cock vore be real?
>>978007
Why hunter?
>>977963
you want to eat this dick?
>>977992
We are in the oceans.
>>978004
A foolish tool for weak spirits.
Those who are unable to control themselves shall never persist.
>>978005
>not boob vore
>>978002
>she remains confused
>>978004
It's tasty.
>>978008
>I wasn't the only witness
>>978000
kek
>>978010
He got a broken leg went to a hospital
During a walk with a nurse he leaped out of his wheel chair in a heroic fashion to pull the nurse out of the way of a car
The nurse logged onto his steam account and posted his last words as if it were a suicide note.
>>977993
so you want me to use my tongue or something?
>>978012
Lost his brother and father. And apparently his mum has medical issues.
>>978008
so was Kuga
>>978020
I want you not to be a guy.
I don't care about the rest.
>>978016
>Ruby is Sonata
Who here has a good and normal life?
>>978016
We are in the plains.
>>978027
I'm trying to
Wish the fucking government would let me
>>978027
>wake up
>go to school
>come home
>shitpost
>go to bed
>repeat
bretty gud desu
>>978027
>I mean... close enough
>>978027
>implying any amount of time spent here is part of a good or normal life
>>978027
The worst thing thats happened to me is in highschool I had a girlfriend who I fingerbanged and she said I got her pregnant.
>>978024
i can be that girl instead if you want
>>978025
>that gif
Aww
>>978026
We have to take what anybody says witj a grain of salt. To believe anyone is up to you.
>>978025
>Was it really a surprise? i only did this for adagi ava, but it looks like they disappeared
>>978029
But you are not a plant.
>>978038
That's cheating.
>>978027
Military vet. Didn't experience anything traumatic. Things are stable and healthy atm. Life's good.
>>978040
I never believed Brook and Hunter is Ta tier so I'm not taking any of those stories for granted. Probably just ways of getting attention or sympathy for the lack of it.
>>978037
You know you're a virile young man when your fingers have the power to cause pregnancy.
>>978041
We are, among other things.
>I'd like you to stay, I enjoy her.
>>978044
they don't need to know
>whew... vhat a day...
hello everyone!
how are you all doing?
>>978037
Toplel
>>977960
I mean, spongebob has a pretty hard life. Hes forever a manchild, best friend is mentally retarded, friend zoned by a furry squirrel, works at a shitty food place.
>>978052
But I would know.
About your penis.
>>978049
Are you a taco?
>>978054
Hello.
>>978054
Feeling
ngw
>>978056
Yeah, but he has his own place.
>>978048
>>978055
I shit you not this is what she said "you must of had some of your cum on your fingers when you fingered me"
>>978054
ich bin sehr gute, und dir
Ok, here a hard one. who here has a girlfriend?
>>978061
There's none
>>978061
Never. Now quiet down.
>>978046
As I said, we all believe what we want. I personally don't believe anything here but that's just me.
>>978063
>>978068
How are you doing?
uguuu~
>>978058
We have no knowledge of this species.
>>978066
Yup.
>>978066
the last two I had were annoying scanks so no, probably won't for a while
>>978073
*sigh* Cursing my hideous timing...
>>978066
Not at this moment but I've had a few, more were just one time things though.
>>978075
This is a Taco, are you it?
>>978068
You do seem busy at the moment, but would you
be so kidt to host a game for us?
>>978068
>blows you a kiss
>>978057
...who said I'm male?
>>978063
>these people breed
>>978064
Mir geht es gut
>>978059
I agree.
>>978058
How are you today, miss?
>>978083
>Kind*
>>978063
yeh had ur cum bich
>>978066
Still recovering from one.
>>978066
Yee
>>978066
>I used up all of mine in like 4th grade
>Had 3 at once
>Real player right here
>My charm disappeared when I got older, I guess
>>978046
He may be a fag but he's gotten better. Not too bad ti chat with.
>>978082
Would you try to consume us if we were?
>>978087
>>978072
She got married a year after highschool to some fedora wearing IT nerd.
>>978066
Mine left me for my best friend, so theres that.
>>978088
I'm fine, just ate a Taco.
>>978095
Cons umy? no no silly, I'd eat you.
>>977960
From what I heard:
Revy has cancer and he's extremely depressed
Junpei is homeless
Seth did jail
Jude had a hard past
Tricky has a shitty family
I want to get into writing but I lack motivation, what do?
>>978097
Do you think he wears gloves when he fingers her?
>>978066
Had about 4 through highschool
2 out of school.
>>978066
Not me.
none of zhe people I've meet in my life are vorth my time.
>>978027
>I guess I would have a normal life. Had a girlfriend, a job and still have some friends to talk to. But probably not since I go here for some fun.
I want to die
>>978066
>I had one, but we went through a pretty nasty break up
>>978083
I would like nothing better. But as I am out in the field at the moment, that's quite impossible. (aka, i'm at work)
>>978084
*catches it* This isn't the one I left you, is it?
>>978108
I mean... You gotta practice safe sex Anon.
Hell he might just slap the condom right on his finger
>>978027
>Aside of the potential danger of dying outside by only carrying my cellphone it's not really that bad.
>living near the ocean is nice enough at least.
>>978106
Literally just write. If you have a story you want to tell, just start at the beginning and see how you go.
Chances are, it'll be terrible, but then you get a bit better, and you can refine it, and refine it, and refine it.
>>978080
why what happened?
if you gotta go, I hope you have fun ^^;
>>978107
unless you're tricky where you're an fbi agents worse nightmare
>>978103
To eat is to consume.
No. We are not taco.
We are Sliver.
>>978113
>Run while you still can.
>Seriously.
>>978106
>Find inspiration. Be it from videogames or movies, or books themselves. That's what I'd say, and what I'm trying to do
This thread got depressing really fast
>>978121
you're at work? hope it's nice c:
>>978106
do what aaliyah does and channel it into us
>>978027
>I had a heart condition. It wasn't nearly as bad as anything like cancer but it definitely fucked up my usual routine and about 80% of my HS life.
>>978116
Oh no, I am afraid I must save it for a rainy day.
I will need a few fresh ones.
>>978027
I do, for the most part. But, then again, I've been here every day for the past like four months and only managed to leave for 5 days max when I tried to leave.
>>978066
>my family is the designated "fuck these guys" of Texas
>>978118
until there's a fucking cyclone or monsoon
>>978123
Silver spoon? so i can use you to eat cereal?
So lack of games make us discuss things such as this?
Tell me your saddest stories /hg/
>>978136
HOW RETARDED ARE YOU?
Ok, here's a question to try to lighten up zhe mood a bit:
who in zhe community do you have zhe fondest memory of?
>>978122
Kek
>>978097
There are some really weird people in this world.
>>978108
kek
>>978066
>not for a while now
>>978138
All my powerball numbers were off by one
>>978142
Hey.
Lay off
>>978066
>Had one back in school, but at some point life got too hard to deal with, so i stopped looking for girls.
>>978134
>t-thanks anon, at least i would die by nature instead of some asshole in a bike aiming a gun at me.
post sad music to lighten the mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwyOCdt1mEo
>>978138
Dad died from West Nile when I was 13, that count?
>>978107
That's not really hard though, BP.
You just pick a random cute anime girl
>>978114
Me too, sometimes.
>>978138
That's something I don't want to share with my avatar
>>978133
>also hi guys
>it's too hot to sleep any more
>>978136
Not silver. Sliver.
>>978142
Silence! Leave her be.
>>978137
Let me walk home and if we still need one I'll host.
>>978150
She's more retarded than that fucking gunmen theif, how can someone be so retareded!?
>>978143
I don't remember
>>978157
>too hot
>>978152
Get your own gun, nigga
>>978160
'Retareded'?
>>978138
I witnessed my best friend killing himself in front of me.
He wanted me to be here until he's last breath, he drugged himself, drank, and then he jumped from the top of his building.
I walked out by the other way and never saw the corpse.
>>978142
Hmm?
>>978150
Oh hello.
>>978158
...?
>>978153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcfxFxWI9R8
>>978155
I could name a few qt3.14 animu grills that are utter assholes...
That's a nice fish behind you, can I have it
>>978163
>It's called the Southern Hemisphere
>>978121
*flatly* Yeah, that's exactly what I meant by that...
>>978131
A few? If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were being greedy.
>>978138
>Me mum died of cancer
>That's all I got
>>978166
I just woke up, blame the IQ dropping retard.
>>978168
I would've beat the living shit out of him until he couldn't do such a thing.
