What should I do with all of this cum? I've been saving it since August 2014 but it's becoming a pain and I don't really wanna just be another copycat of jizzus.
>>973499
Fill up other bottle. Sell as muscle milk to some gym rat.
>>973514
lel that might actually work if I changed the bottle.
>>973499
Surely somebody would be willing to pay a decent sum of money for authentic cum-lube.
Then again, I dunno how long actual cum holds its consistency.
>>973588
it doesn't
OP's jizz probably feels like some kind of bee hive resin now, and stinks enough to clear out a federal building in 3 minutes.
>>973499
drink it faggot
>>973606
Just opened the oldest one and almost puked.
>>973588
It doesn't
>>973606
Oh shit my bad, didn't even pay attention to the first part of that.
>>973636
Fuck that.
>>973672
Jizz is all protein, boy. It's literally only nutrients. If it's not used or frozen right away, every bacteria that can will rush to feast on it. There's practically no other substance that decomposes as fast as semen.
you got yourself one HELL of a bioweapon there OP, that stuff can kill.
>>973715
Captain cum post didn't die when he licked his moldy jizz. [spoiler]Or did he?[/spoiler]
>>973499
Sell it for perverted highschool students.
This is pretty much what they all want to have, litres of cum
>>973803
That's dried out. There's nothing left in it.
Meanwhile, OP's bottles have been kept moist and rotting.
>>973715
OP should keep it around for riots. Throw one of those on some riot police instead of Molotovs.
>>973499
Go to the local gym, act like you're taking a shower
Empty all 3 bottles into the drain
The pipes clog and reek like a 50 year old menstruating Muslim woman
Hilarity ensues
Drink it
>>975807
This will end up being the new pigs blood.
>>980664
Or in throwing balloons.
test
>>976831
Fuck throwing the bottles.
OP needs to get one of these and then spray away.
The idea of someone spraying two year old rotting cum from a water gun, nearly makes me dry heave.
Imagine what that shit would do to someone in real life.
>>980809
ing
big hands
>>980993
That would make an area reek for quite some time, or make someones clothes/hair smell like shit for weeks. I spilled a little bit on my hand once, I don't even know how many washes it took for the smell to go away.
>>973499
let the cum react with nitrating acid and make a powerful explosive
>>973499
offer them as dubs, I mean milk, to a female neighbour.
drink it
>>973499
tfw bottles of cum can't be shipped :c
thats foul. try and make money off of it
>>973499
Jizzus abandoned his flock.
Become our new savior, OP.
Remember 26/12 to keep it sacred.
Put a little bit of it in your mom's coffee
You should just leave it in a park somewhere. Someone is bound to pick it up, get curious, and open it.
>>977020
DO IT
