Izaya's stolen games from your boy Seth.
"inb4 my new games are shit because of muh RNG" Edition
>>2892195
Your'e better off. I just want to be out of this game at once.
>>2892213
Mhmm...I can smell trouble from miles away already...
>>2892222
>Gives the face
>Those quads tho
>>2892229
And It's over! Out of here I am.
>See you guys tonight
Also winner next slide.
>>2892243
See ya babe.
>>2892229
You were a fool to attempt to take me head-on.
>>2892229
>>2892243
Well, this is all...huh.
>>2892216
Awful loud, don't'cha think?
>>2892216
>>2892200
There's no way that's gonna happen. I didn't even feel anything different, you were all just staring at me for some reason.
>>2892195
Doppelganger?
Yeah sure, I will take a look.
I got a well-trained eye at spotting scratches in glass. You know, getting a scratch in your camera lens can get reaaally expensive. Even if it's just a little one, it can ruin everything, until you replace it.
Your glasses look fine. You might clean them off a bit though, there are finger prints on them.
>>2892203
Oh, really? Is that why they're not noticing me in here? I thought I was just really good at hiding... well get away from me then!
So was 4chan just taking a shit for everyone else?
>>2892213
>>2892175
>he takes the chance to knock the guards out, break into the cell and take Mahiru to safety
>>2892283
Same here mang
>>2892230
O-Oi! Why! Why'd you do that!!
>Screencapping not done...
>>2892231
O-Oi who gives you the permission to kiss a goddess!
>>2892271
Not at all... Why'd you think that...
>>2892277
W-What are you looking at...
>>2892281
No I wasn't! You asked what happened, and I told you! Don't pin this on me to make me look like some freak that can't stop staring a woman!
>>2892192
Not sabotage, but we can spy on them and make sure the punk she's taking doesn't try to get frisky. Think of it like a rent-a-dad service that protects woman from dangerous men.
>>2892193
>kisses back
W-Was that good...? Am I worth now?
>>2892216
Hand some over to me. I'm getting kind of hungry.
And the winner is shown!
Give him a good bullying.
>>2892288
Aight, Just making sure.
>>2892289
wh-who are you...
>>2892292
>deep kissu
yes
>>2892295
Natural Niggers wincard
>>2892292
Asking some chips from a goddess. Haha! As if I would give you.
*crunch*
>>2892295
>>2892303
>
>>2892295
RIP BASED LUMBERJACK
>>2892289
Well, I mean, admittedly, my hearin' is a bit...fine-tuned.
>>2892281
Camera? Ergh, thanks, I'll get around 'ta that later.
And...yeah. Someone that looked exactly like me but didn't act at all like it.
>>2892295
>Dammit.
>>2892303
Welp, congrats! An' thanks for havin' us!
>>2892303
I don't think cheating is a good way to win...but congrats! Thanks for the fun, Mr. Host.
>>2892284
>>2892281
>>2892243
"Alright show's over you scurvy dogs, get back to work!"
"The girl! Where the hells the girl?!"
>they start searching the place frantically
>>2892303
>>2892295
Thank you for the opportunity...but for some reason I'm not sad about not winning this one.
>>2892316
Died from a lack of having bitches all up ons.
>>2892281
Don't worry, you're safe now, let's just, umm... stay away from the coast for a while.
>>2892292
What? I never said that. Not in that way. Geez, you guys are all pervs.
>>2892284
Is it safe? I can just follow you, right?
>>2892317
You don't know what a camera is? Strapped around my upper body, used to take photos.
Maybe it was just someone that looked similar to you. I'm sure there are many brown-haired women out there, it's not so surprising.
New Game When?
>>2892292
Huh? No Endo's a cool guy, besides Miku can take care of herself... And I'd be more worried if you took her..
>>2892303
Thanks for hosting!
>>2892311
Congratulations. All the raw meat will be yours now.
>>2892301
I-I think you're taking this too far! I don't know you well enough to act this way!
>>2892303
Thank you for the game, Izaya.
>>2892305
I only want one chip...
>>2892295
I wanted the fuck toy to win.
>>2892350
I do not need any "meat".
>>2892355
>tfw you will never fuck sakuya
Здpaвo everyone! How goes the day?
>>2892331
>>2892343
It's safe for now, but looks like they will be looking for you, so we can't stay in one place for too long.
>>2892343
I'm not a pervert! If I was a pervert I'd be doing way more than just talk to you, and yet I'm keeping this civil! Don't you dare lump me in with the rest of these guys!
>>2892350
What if it's all a facade! For all we know he could be acting like a great guy when in reality he wants to take advantage of her!
>>2892303
Thanks for hosting!
>>2892351
ok deal
>>2892366
Sakuya is ugly as fuck m8.
>>2892370
Miserable
>>2892343
Oh, that's what those things look like...huh.
>She shakes her head
No...nooo. They were sorta...runnin' around buck naked and...yeah. Also, this thing.
>She taps the mark on her left wrist
Never seen noone else with this.
>>2892370
Sorta got dragged in 'ta a game on an accident, but fine otherwise.
Special request from Iida himself.
Bun is for lewd
:^)
>>2892359
Iida are you implying something against the rules? Because that's not cool man.
>>2892373
... I don't think that's the truth, but I think I know someone like that...
>>2892299
You don't know me? I am Aqua! The worshipped goddess of the Religious Order of Axis!
>>2892317
Maybe it is just your traits! But nonetheless I will still be eating the chips.
*crunch*
>>2892351
Well then worship me first and then I might give you one chip.
No new game ever then?
>>2892386
T-Thank you for the game.
>>2892381
Cool! Maybe later on when we know each other more we can take it to the next level, but not while I have no clue who you are.
>>2892391
Really? Who're you thinking about?
>>2892393
Sounds easy enough.
God is great, god is good. Please let me take a chip before I snap.
>>2892393
I've never heard of you. Do you even have a shrine?
>>2892391
No, that is you you degenerate.
>>2892386
Congrats and thank you for hosting
>>2892342
>>2892371
Yes, thanks, let's run away! Wherever is fine, as long as there are no pirates.
>>2892373
You're getting really worked up over this. Is it that hard to surpress your urges? Just calm down.
>>2892384
That's really weird. Was there anything else 'it' did?
>>2892411
Hello?
>>2892426
>pets quickly
>>2892405
Hey! That is not how you Worship me! Prostate yourself and say :
"Great and Mighty Aqua-sama, Please bestow me some divine blessings!"
That is how you should worship me!
>>2892409
O-Of course!! Of course I have a shrine!!
>>2892411
I have spotted you! You can come out now! You can't hide from a goddess!
>>2892393
>She flinches slightly
Just...don't get too aggressive with it, please...?
>>2892411
Erhm...are you hidin'?
>>2892425
>She clears her throat awkwardly
Engage in..."activities".
>>2892411
I spy with my little eye...
A qt pie
>>2892396
Patience, son. We'll get one in time.
>>2892411
You have much to learn about stealth combat, Miss.
>>2892411
You can come out if you want.
>>2892425
I AM CALM! I'M CALMER THAN ANYONE ELSE HERE! CAN'T YOU SEE HOW RELAXED I AM WHEN YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING GROSS?!
New game when
>>2892434
>worship my prostate
>>2892405
>Coughs.
Don't worry about him, you wouldn't know him..
>>2892414
But you were fighting over raw meat, I made an observation.
>>2892445
Never
>>2892451
You know she didn't say that.
>>2892451
I-I made a mistake! I mean Prostrate!!
>>2892433
Hey! Who was that?
>>2892411
If you won't come out, I'll make you come out myself.
>>2892457
I just only noticed those words.
How is your homunculus doing, HG?
>>2892454
The only raw meat I would fight over is Aizawa-chan.
>>2892470
bruh
>>2892467
Please go
>>2892451
Naughty spider.
>>2892473
It was a joke, do not start.
>>2892459
>>2892425
Do you know of a place where we can hide?
>>2892470
Do you see her as a piece of meat?
>>2892466
Of course you did.
>>2892467
I broke mine with the hammer it came with and it had a dinosaur inside.
What do?
>>2892434
You stuttered. Are you just another deadbeat?
>>2892434
Great and Mighty Aqua-sama, Please bestow me some divine blessings!
Now you can gift me those chips you were eating.
>>2892454
You sure? I know a lot of people that walk into here.
>>2892484
That was a jest. Of course not.
>>2892442
Bucky ava when?
Ant man ava when?
Warmachine ava when?
>>2892476
I'll tell it some other time.
>>2892479
Shhh.
>>2892498
No, i won't shh.
>>2892470
I bet that didn't come out as cool as it sounded in your head...
>>2892488
Y-yeah most definitely sure you don't know him..
>>2892435
Well then. All I have to do is keep on doing it!
*Crunch
>>2892483
S-Stoooop!!! I did not mean it! Stop making fun of a goddess!
>>2892486
No I am not another deadbeat! I am the one and only Aqua! Now you must call me Aqua-sama since I am a goddess!
>>2892488
You have not prostrate yourself though.
>>2892514
Not with people overreacting, no.
>>2892498
THOSE NIPPLES ARE LIKE ICE PICKS JESUS.
>>2892426
Hello.
>>2892434
>Continues hiding
...
>>2892435
I'm waiting for someone...or something, but you're giving me away.
>>2892437
Stop being unpleasant.
>>2892442
I prefer not to use stealth, but this mission calls for it.
>>2892443
...I will not.
>>2892443
Then why are you screaming?
>>2892435
Activities?
Did you try catching and restraining it?
>>2892484
Pretty much every place that is not the coast. Where even are we at? An island? I didn't explore much of this place yet.
>>2892495
You shouldn't be making that kind of jokes, they didn't end well for you last time.
>>2892514
Come on! You can tell me who it is. I won't go off telling him what you said.
>>2892522
Please give me your food and I'll follow you to the end of the world.
>>2892522
No I don't. I'm a regalia, it's rude to bow to other gods than my master
>>2892548
>>2892522
>pic
>>2892526
But I still think you're cool, buddy.
>>2892541
Ah, well alright, it's me.
>>2892465
>>2892522
I mean...don't be too loud with it? Is that too big a request, lady?
>>2892536
Of a, er...
>She clears her throat again, looking uncomfortable
Carnal nature. I just ignored it and it left after a while.
>>2892534
You can come out if you want. Nobody's going to hurt you.
>>2892536
...Alright, I'll meet you half way. It makes sense for the MC to be a little perverted, but I think you're blowing this out of proportion. Have you ever heard of tastefully perverted? That's basically what I am. That doesn't mean you can call me that though. I'm extremely sensitive towards the subject.
>>2892497
When the time comes and someone shouts the magic words, I'm sure that you'll see an assembly of many colors, son.
>>2892534
Well, you clearly picked up your phone the wrong way with the volume on maximum.
>>2892534
You...aint too good at it.
>>2892534
What are you doing back there?
>>2892561
>>2892560
I have a handful of people who I actually care about what they think of me. You are not one of them. Go away.
>Bullies everyone
>>2892536
It must be an island, a really big one... So walking towards the center of it would be our best option right now.
>>2892588
only a handful
>>2892560
You've left me with no choice. I can't let you get close to your sister.
>>2892590
Please refrain from bullying me. I've done nothing wrong.
>>2892534
>walks up to her
>looks at her
What are you doing still hiding from a goddess!
>>2892541
Now that is too creepy! Just praising everyday is enough. Or even worship me everyday!
I just need you to prostrate yourself and say those words!
>>2892564
*crunch*
Hmm? As you were saying?
>>2892548
Worshiping multiple gods and goddesses is not rude. You should do it more actually. And of course especially me!
>>2892590
>bites hand off
>>2892590
I dont wan no trable
>>2892590
Kid, you really don't want to do that.
>>2892590
H-Hyaahaha!! Stop! I-I call sexual harassment! This is a sexual harassment! B-Back off! I am a goddess you know!
>>2892604
You're...eatin' loudly just 'ta bother me, huh? What is that stuff, anyhow?
>>2892590
>teh fuck you just did?
>>2892615
Whoops.
And Iida's.
>>2892604
It kind of sounds like you're insecure about being a God if you're pleading with me to praise you everyday. If you were a confident one you wouldn't need me to do this for you everyday.
>>2892615
I can't let some barbarian near Miku. She's too precious for us to lose. If she were to die by the hands of you, well, I'd never forgive myself.
>>2892564
I don't know what carnal means, but you should just catch it when you spot it again. Then you can interrogate or lock it up.
>>2892567
tastefully perverted?
What are you talking about, pervert?
>>2892591
That was my idea too, maybe we will find something useful. You go ahead, I'm right behind you.
>>2892604
It's rude if you belong to one. Don't you know what regalia are?
>Wanted a Captain America but was too lazy to pick them up
Thank you
>>2892603
No.
>Bullies harder
>>2892605
That fucking hurt you little shit.
>>2892612
You gat duh trable now Bic boi
>>2892613
Oh I fucking do.
>>2892626
Shhh, just let it happen.
>>2892629
Full kebab?
Fuck...
Can you remove me now?
hello are we gonna play thx for reply
>>2892644
Perversion adds a cretin flair to one's personality. Without it we'd only have prudes and depressed guys with no ambition.
It also means I like my woman tastefully, how should I put this...revealing! DO you understand now, my dear Koizumi-senpai?
>>2892657
>bullies back
I'm not taking your abuse, Izaya. I'll die before I let you insert your dominance onto me.
>>2892639
W-whoa, when did I turn into a murder suspect? A murder hasn't even happened!
>>2892669
How about this then?
>Inserts his 'dominance' into him
>>2892657
>snaps your neck
No trable! no trable! Please!
>>2892567
That's the problem..
>>2892569
>She takes off her glasses and rubs them with handkerchief
I-I don't even have a phone! Why would I have a phone?
>>2892574
It's only because you have such a keen eye!
...I feel like I've had this conversation with you before.
>>2892577
Hiding. What does it look like?
>>2892604
>She panics, avoiding eye contact
H-hiding?! D-did it look like I was h-hiding? Cause I can a-assure you I wasn't hiding, least of all from you!
>>2892581
I-I'm sorry! You startled me, is all!
>>2892628
Chips. Potato chips.
It's tasty you know. Well they don't exist in the other world but I take it from Japan while guiding some kids or lost souls.
>>2892639
>is annoyed
Do you even want the potato chips?
>crushes one right in front of your face
>>2892653
Ehh? What's a Regalia?
>>2892657
No! I... I will purify you demon!
TURN UNDEAD!!
>casts a light magic
>>2892682
>Dies
>>2892656
I'm just doing my job, son. That's all I do.
>>2892657
So answer my question, son. What are you? A man or a kid? Because I don't think a real man would try to bully kids like you just did.
>>2892684
It was just a joke, Miss. Something that you pick up when you try to surf on the internet. About the job calling and-- just forget it.
>>2892676
Can you blame me? I want nothing but the best for the woman that has helped me through being a shut-in. In other words, I'm her guardian angel.
>>2892681
I-Izaya, what do you think you're doing?!
>>2892684
So you want people to hurt you? I had no idea you were this weird.
>>2892684
You're not hiding well...
>>2892644
Seriously...? Like...sexual. For obvious reasons, I wasn't too happy 'bout it. I think it's more or less gone, though. For other obvious reasons, I don't really wanna interact with it again.
>>2892684
Well, and hearin', and smell...really, I'm near-sighted.
...Really? I aint so sure.
>>2892690
Never heard'a them, myself. You some sort'a death spirit, then...?
>>2892694
Uh oh. Dis big trable
>>2892644
Roger, he should also look for a, umm, friend of mine, she might help us.
>>2892684
>>2892596
Yes, only few.
>>2892615
I'm human, you dolt.
>>2892690
We're tools of gods. Gods name us. I don't have to bow to anyone except that dipshit and I won't bow for him.
>>2892724
nice 13 minute reply
>>2892690
I-I do! I really, really want one of your chips! Please give one to me, aqua-sama!
>>2892690
>A light shines on him
>It warms him up
Nice magic you dumb fuck, I have one of those aswell it's called a desk light.
>>2892705
I'm a god.
No I'm fairly certain I'm classified as a man being in my twenties.
>>2892706
Shh, just be good and let it happen.
>>2892717
>The cops show up
"Sir, did you kill this man? "
>>2892706
B-but you haven't even met her.... A-and I'm her big brother! It's my job to protect all the young 2nd gens.
>>2892724
Nah, you have prickly spines, you're a porcupine.
>>2892731
kys no face
>>2892669
No, leave me out of your perversions! I don't think I want to know what you're talking about!
>>2892712
I... see. I don't know what's going on in this place, but I don't see why something like that should exist.
>>2892719
A friend?
Sure, who are you looking for?
NIGGA DONT MAKE ME LOSE IT
>>2892756
Alternate timelines an' universes, cruel jokes of fate, shapeshifters, illusions, take your pick.
if you reply to this post you must sleep
>>2892756
Someone who knows everything.
>>2892731
My health is at a decline.
>>2892750
What does that even mean?
>>2892748
If you're as old as you just told me, try to act fit for your age, will you? Seeing you trying to pick fights with kids is just kinda pathetic.
>>2892748
I-It's so warm...
>>2892750
If you're her brother then you'll help me in protecting her during the prom! We can't let anyone hurt her, not even herself!
>>2892756
I never said I thought perverted thoughts about you, but I can always start if you want me to. I'm sure I'd have no problems with that.
>>2892777
I'm about to put your health in even worse condition if you don't shut the fuck up.
>>2892748
Uhhh...no trable?
>runs away
>>2892705
Oh, right, you were just joking, I totally understand.
>Her phone starts beeping from her pocket
...
>>2892706
N-no! That's not it...I mean, I always hurt people.
>>2892708
Well, I wasn't hiding from you anyway..
>>2892712
I get a strange sense of deja vu.
What is your name?
>>2892721
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
>She grabs at your wounds
Are you...okay?
>>2892791
kys no face
>>2892785
Bite me.
>>2892791
...
Do you want me to host?
So you faggots are just waiting for host, that's it?
>>2892777
It means you're difficult to get close to.
>>2892783
I'm not going to the prom, the person I wanna ask isn't here, and I don't think I can go alone.
>>2892809
>bites you
>>2892780
What can I say?
I'm a pathetic guy.
>>2892783
Yeah that's right, now call me big daddy pewdiepie
>>2892797
"Gun him down"
>The police shoot you in cold blood
>The rub some dirt on your face and say you were African American and attacked them
>The get a mefeal of honor
>>2892763
I doubt any of that really exists. I'm sure there's an explanation for this.
>>2892774
Who is that? A library?
>>2892783
I'm sure I'D have problems with that!
>>2892791
Give me a good reason to ever host again, faggot.
>>2892684
You're trying to avert your gaze. What are you trying to do human.
>>2892712
Death spirit? Nonono!! I am a goddess! Water Goddess Aqua! I suppose you should refer to me as Aqua-sama.
I guide lost souls to either heaven or to the other realm!
>>2892727
Well now you are my regalia and must serve me since I don't see your god anywhere!
>>2892735
Well now. Prostrate yourself and say :
"Please Aqua-sama, I will worship you! You are the greatest goddess amongst all! Give me some divine blessings!"
It's that simple!
>>2892748
E-Eh!?
R-Right... It does not affect humans!!
>>2892805
Who were you hiding from?
>>2892791
Sorry for disappointing you. I seem to disappoint a lot of people in life.
>>2892805
Have you tried not hurting people? I'm not sure if you know this or not, but it's actually nice when you're not being aggressive.
>>2892812
I think you can if you get to it first, but who knows. Maybe she'll come back eventually?
>>2892816
I-I love it when you scream about video games, big daddy pewdiepie...
>>2892818
Shouldn't you be happy someone thinks that way about it? I know I'd be happy if some girl thought perverted thought about me. It'd be a huge confidence boost.
>>2892820
What? Do you want to die?
>>2892805
Now that's what I call a comedic timing!
>the captain laughs for a little but stops after a few seconds
It wasn't that funny, so will you answer that or would you prefer to talk about that mission of yours?
>>2892816
Saying that you're one won't make it any better, son. You could do good instead of this pointless thing.
>>2892818
You could call her that... But you shouldn't, ever.
>>2892805
No I can't die, n-NOT YET!!
>I push you away, veering away from your vicinity.
>>2892805
Er, Aussa the Earth Charmer. Nice 'ta meet'cha. 'Ta be honest, I aint really sure I've seen ya.
>She offers her left hand with a smile
>>2892818
Oh. Oh, lady, you don't know th' haaaalf of it. I have dealt with too dang much time magic 'round here.
>>2892820
I dunno, sounds weirdly like a death spirit-type deal, there. Er, with all due respect, I'd much rather not address folks by titles, gods included. My own name's Aussa, the Earth Charmer.
>She grins a little, passing her staff to her right hand and offering her left
>Do you guys need a host? I could host a game.
>>2892820
Please Water-sama, I will worship you! You are the greatest goddess amongst all! Give me some divine blessings!
>>2892834
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHG
AHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHH
AHHHHH
AHHHH
Now let's go play the next five nights at freddy games and yell at it for mad stacks if cash.
>>2892834
You're going, so just watch her while you're there, just don't ignore your date.
>>2892849
If you need a code just say.
>>2892849
Yep
>>2892810
I'll just assume you want a game.
New thread in a sec.
Who are you taking to prom ?
>>2892849
>If you wouldn't mind.
>>2892849
Go for it!
>>2892849
It would be appreciated, snowman.
>>2892882
>>2892849
Oh wait nevermind.
GO AHEAD HE HOOO
>>2892849
That'd be nice of you, Snowman.
>>2892862
Can I have at least 12 minutes of having a raging, spastic fit over the scary scenes?
>>2892867
I can do both at the same time. I'm a man with many useless skills, and paying attention to two girls at once is one of them.
>>2892874
>Winter Games? Was that what it was called? Yeah, I need that code.
>>2892891
Oh, good morning Miku, how was your sleep?
>>2892896
Well, I'll hold you to that, don't disappoint.
>>2892838
Die? Who's going to kill me?
>>2892848
Heh Casual types huh? Fine! Well then I am Aqua!~ The Water Goddess! The Goddess worshiped in the Order of Axis!
>>2892861
Fine...
>drops one chip to the ground
There.
>>2892861
>>2892914
Twas great!
>>2892904
I'm not sure if it has been updated since but here you go. RK7tug6z
>>2892891
M-Miku! It's a pleasure to finally meet you!
>>2892914
Don't be surprised if I do. I'm really good at disappointing others.
>>2892916
I'm not eating ground chips. Instead I want you to feed them to me.
>>2892904
was it the /co/ code?
if so
Winter arena: http://pastebin.com/8TLqnmnZ
- Code: http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=RK7tug6z
>>2892834
Ugh. You've got some nerves, boy.
Don't talk about that kind of stuff, it's rude!
>>2892844
Oh, then who is it? Maybe I know her?
>>2892848
Well I guess there is some kind of magic going on around here. But who would create something like 'that'?
>>2892820
I-I'm waiting for someone...or something.
>>2892825
I'm not hiding, I'm waiting for someone and I didn't want to be noticed by the human eye.
I can't tell you who it is, either way.
>>2892834
O-of course I have, I'm not aggressive, I just get startled easily.
>>2892839
I can't tell you, it's extremely secret.
>>2892846
O-oh..I guess you're okay then?
>>2892848
I guess I'm just crazy, I'm Kuriyama Mirai.
>She sheepishly takes your hand and shakes it, her hands are noticeably small when placed in yours
>>2892916
Me if you try to turn me into a nora
>>2892556
can I wear you?
