HG thread.
176th Express Games, day 9.
FINAL TWO OUT OF NOWHERE
>>2702613
Yo-You seriously don't have to do this!
>>2702689
>gib more plz
>>2702608
N-No, I don't have to, and I never drank human blood before! How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not a complete vampire!
>>2702669
I'M NO MARSHAL I'M A TACTICIAN!
>>2702675
PUSHY ANON YOU'RE BA-
>>2702685
That'll be 20$ please.
>>2702692
I got the order and now I'm here. What's the situation?
>>2702714
I'm sorry anon, please forgive me.
>>2702712
ONWARD AND UPWARD!
>>2702664 (Janus)
Oh, you're that man I bet on during the 'championship fight' the other game. Afternoon.
>>2702682 (Sanae)
Well, she wasn't always able to fly.
>>2702654
No. No one ordered that.
>>2702702(i think sol)
"Commander Meathead"? That's not how you talk to a Space Marine citizen.
>>2702723
>>2702741 (some anime female)
Good afternoon. Have we met before?
>>2702714
>kek
>>2702352
No, but...
Would you really degrade our relationship by making me stoop that low?
>>2702715
Of course I couldn't understand, I don't get people like you, but whatever man, not my place to judge what other people say, and do...no matter how weird I find it...and after all, I am the one with the harem here.
>>2702688 (Darling-kun's wild ride)
Wasn't there a thing where one of the girls found your porn or something?
>>2702712
>HEAVEN OR HELL!
>FINAL! LET'S ROCK!
When I'm done wiping the floor with you, there won't be enough left to scream!
>>2702738
>I'll dump em for you as I find em senpai.
>>2702682
Ugh.... Why would a human want to destroy my shrine?
>>2702738
I know but I want to. Want to help out someone.
>>2702740
BUT MARSHAL IS HIGHEST RANK I CAN GIVE YOU IN USSR!
>pulls your skinny ass out of water
>>2702708
Nation is fine. Might need help with someone though
>>2702741
and I'm the queen of England
>>2702738
Good afternoon everyone.
>>2702763
>
>>2702712
AND THE FINALE
>Cirno contributed like 10 kills on the dl
>>2702740
You must leave, it's far too dangerous for someone so ordinary.
LONDON HAS BEEN KHAN'D
>>2702639
Not even when you sleep? It's only natural to get tired. Or why did you seem to doze off just now?
>>2702739
Never? In that case it's fine.
However, I'll still keep an eye on you. You're a boy after all and they often lie their way out of situations.
>>2702780
GET OUT OF HERE WESTERN SPY!
>>2702770
She's kind of a brat.
>>2702758
It's how I talk to you. Have a problem?
>>2702784
>The lake caves in before he could strike. ...
That was anticlimactic.
>>2702763
You know, where I come from, Cerea, calling someone by their first name is an honor.
>>2702765
How about we don't talk about that, or anything like that, alright? alright.
>>2702769
>Kissu
>Thanks senpai, at this rate she might become one of my mains
>>2702797
No! Not ever!
>yawn
Eruna needs no sleep!
>>2702798
Surely you can't be that dense to give away your own position by screaming.
>>2702750
Then why was I called into action?
>>2702771
Thanks Soviet. What's the situation exactly?
>>2702794
......YOU LOOK MORE ORDINARY THAN I DO!
>>2702784
That's depressing man. Thanks for hosting though!
>>2702780
Good afternoon.
>>2702758
No, I simply bet on you. 4000 yen down the drain. Or at least it would've been if anyone actually bothered collecting.
>>2702776
I almost forgot that was a thing in the outside world.
>>2702780
Welcome back.
>>2702784
Congratulations Sol, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>2702812
I know that is an outright lie! Don't take advantage of my ignorance to human customs, Master.
>>2702812
I'll just wait until I have a decent amount and send 'em to you over imgur, k?
>>2702834
And as always, thanks for playing tributes.
>>2702764
So you mean to say you have a myriad of women lusting after you? Phew, not even someone like me could admit such a feat.
>>2702797
Yeah never...
But I guess you're right about that, I mean, I'd consider myself guilty of doing that at least once.
>>2702846
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2702780
Hello, sir.
>>2702829
Do you expect me to know? Because I don't.
>>2702846
Thank you for hosting.
>>2702784
>>2702834
Congrats.
>>2702846
Thanks Host.
>>2702834
>>2702846
Good job at providing me with something to pass the time. Tell me when you're ready little miss~! I'll gladly take all of you humans out for a little game.
>>2702827
You have bad squat form
>>2702829
Break is coming. Also the nation is fine. How about you sir?
>>2702834
Heh. Never thought I'd get this far. Two wins in half a year is still a bit underwhelming.
Thanks for hosting, Mokou.
>>2702846
I shall extol your hosting abilities, host.
>>2702804
Can you deal with her? I need to deal with the one that destroyed my old donation box.
>>2702829
There's no time to negotiate! You must evacuate immediately!
>She goes to push you out the door, but trips on a straw broom in the process
Oof! Ow, ow, ow...
>>2702834
I didn't like the other guy anyways.
Congratulations!
Thanks for having us, too.
>>2702771
With someone? I will glad to help a citizen.
>>2702811
Yes I do, citizen. I sacrifice myself everyday for the past 450 years protecting humankind and you come and call me "Commander Meathead"? That is a severe lack of respect citizen.
>>2702832
Hm. You have not introduced yourself yet. I like to know personally every citizen I come across.
>>2702812
Fine, also I think someone is jealous of your harem, but I don't know who that could possibly be.
>>2702846
Thanks for hosting
>I'll see you guys tomorrow
>>2702837
I'm being completely serious, Cerea, It basically means I see you as an equal, alright, we're not degrading our relationship, we're reinforcing it!
>>2702845
>Sounds good, you're a real pal SenpaiTachi-ramasama
>>2702850
And they could all kill me various horrible ways...I mean its great and all, but, y'know...
>>2702846
Thanks for hosting...
>>2702834
>>2702846
Thank you for this battle.
>>2702879
>I-I meant stray broom.
>>2702885
Die in your sleep
>Tfw my brother is playing Undermeme music through a speaker.
IT IS QUITE LITERALLY RATTLING MY BONES
>>2702596
>>2702648
Ten seconds. I am giving both of you a ten second lead before i am going to pick one of you insufferable nerd to practice my swordfighting techniques on.
>>2702846
Thanks for hosting.
>>2702829
Hello there, how are you doing?
>>2702832
Hello there Rika, how are you holding up?
>>2702860
As to you sir.
>>2702868
Am I'm not a warrior or soldier.
>>2702846
Good job hosting comrade.
>>2702881
She is having low self esteem...
>>2702899
>mine is playing Fallout 3
anime is shit
>>2702846
Thanks for doing the hosting thing.
anime is shit
>>2702912
I know
>>2702823
Hmm, I could get a pillow out of my cottage for you.
You know, not to sleep. Only to rest your head on. It's comfortable.
>>2702851
I'm not surprised about that. But what I am surprised about is that you said you drank no *human* blood. What did you drink exactly?
>>2702860
You somehow seem to know that I wasn't ordered. Can you answer me how you know that?
>>2702868
Break? Oh Summer, that's right. That means swimsuits. I'm pretty excited now Soviet.
>>2702879
>He puts a foot on her back
Enemy neutralized! So ma'am now that I've bested you with my tactics care to tell me why you're trying to evacuate me?
>>2702901
Damn, nerds. Always ruining your day.
>>2702908
I've defeated a mighty foe today, so rather well if I do say so myself.
>>2702846
Thank you for hosting!
>>2702886
This sounds like an exciting living condition, truly. I almost feel a hint of jealousy!
>>2702901
I volunteer as tribute!
>>2702882
A lot of people are jealous of my harem, that's nothing new...
>>2702901
YO, WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?!
>>2702899
Hi Tricky.
>tfw no annoying brothers or sisters
>tfw can shitpost in peace
Feels good
>>2702912
>>2702932
Anime is ok
>>2702881
450 is some good experience. Doesn't mean shit of we aren't from the same world, though.
>>2702912
>>2702932
>It really is. I watch it regardless.
>>2702912
>>2702932
Yeah thanks for posting the obvious, you fucking mongoloids.
>>2702939
>>2702943
>ignores
>>2702942
Hand, foot or face. Which 1 do you like more?
>>2702938
Eruna has no time to sleep!
>>2702939
>She squirms trying to escape your foots grasp
U-unhand me at once, or I won't tell you anything!
>>2702938
Ummm... vampire blood...
>>2702939
For me I will have more time to shoot and fight for motherland.
>>2702908
This is what I mean.
https://youtu.be/2-8gsWZqDBM?t=44s
>>2702943
I'm not, I like legs, and not fearing death everyday.
>>2702960
Anything but the money-maker.
>>2702908
Well, my "mortal enemy" just showed up, not that she'll remember me. Otherwise, I'm thinking I've gotten a few new ideas for improvements, but they'll remain under lock and key until I think they're in a workable state.
>>2702881
Rika, Gensokyo's greatest tank engineer!
>She grins proudly despite her diminutive stature
...And only, at that, but still.
>>2702885
>>2702875
Such a shame, looks like she's busy.
>>2702885
>Goodnight Sanae
>>2702965
>Shoots tranquilizer
>>2702967
>gives you knife
Now stab him
>>2702908
Would you mind telling me your name?
>>2702939
I am not required to disclose any information to you, sir.
>>2702960
Why the hell are you giving me the cold shoulder...fucking tsundere's I swear...
>>2702942
Oh, its exciting alright, It gets my blood pumping everyday...
>>2702974
...I-I like legs too, y'know, but goddamn it, Fate is a cruel fucking bastard!
>>2702939
Facing challenges in life and overcoming them is quite satisfying.
>>2702979
Mortal enemy? That's kinda rough to say about most people. Especially those who can't remember you.
>>2702976
The what? If this is another one of your perverted jokes with that strange, dead-eyed nerd...You'll regret it!
>>2702943
>pounces on
Soo you been doing enough exercize?
>>2702965
You certainly look like you need some rest, little miss!
I mean, 'great Eruna-chan'. And besides, I said it's just to rest your head on, you don't have to sleep. I'm just saying it's comfortable, and, well, healthy.
>>2702971
I honestly expected you to say pig blood.
But I guess that's how you turned into a vampire, correct? I think that's how the stories go. How did it happen?
