HG thread. Game concludes here.
Josuke gets his revenge.
>>878972
DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT I WON!
Thanks for hosting, Garnet.
>get into a fight with a raptor
>going to die
>suddenly shorty the trike comes rushing to my aid and kills it and Dogaranth slowly but surely rushing as well.
They were good children
>>878972
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>878950
What? You're saying you wouldnt want to meet this guy?
Gratz Josuke, thanks for host garnet
>>878972
Congratulations.
>>878949
l bad for me too, but I hold on to my dreams, you know?
>>878956
I'm all talked out right now. I appreciate it, though.
Goodnight.
>>878953
"My baby don't mess around because she loves me so and I know this for sure"
>One of my fave early 00's songs
>>878963
"Women are stupid and I don't respect them. Thats right, I just have sex with em"
>Didnt think rape me would fit
>>878972
Good thing I didn't shake on it...
>>878980
You sure do seem happy to win a game meant for killing people.
EVER SINCE YOU LEFT THE CITY
>>878972
Shine on, you Crazy Diamond.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGc4oCcZGs4
>>878984
No, I don't care for pretty boys, they've always just pissed me off.
>>878972
Congratulations and thank you for hosting Garnet.
>>878986
>I bad me
Yeah, this is why I'm going to bed.
>>878986
Goodnight. I'll be here if you change your mind.
>Wiggins
>>878986
Yeah...dreams...goodnight.
>>878992
Thank you for hosting, Garnet. Your hard work is appreciated.
>>878992
Final placements. I wish the events I added showed up more.
>>878991
>YOU
ITS I
>>878972
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting.
>>878961
I would have to advice against it.
>>878972
My curse struck her the moment I entered her, grants, thank you for hosting.
>>878988
And that's why you're un.loved.
>>878993
"Im bringin sexy back, YEAH"
>Timberlake best pretty boy
>>878991
Photoshop Cody's head on Drake
>>878990
You think killing is the worse I've done, Nah, Killing is for faggots who can't stand the heat.
I always make sure to make it a fate worse then death,
especially for those who piss me the fuck off.
>>878993
But why me?!?
>>878980
>>878984
>>878985
>>878994
>>879000
>>879003
>>879004
Thanks everyone. It was nice hosting for you. I'm gonna turn in right now though. See you later.
>>879004
"I don't even neeed your love. You treat me like a stranger and I feel so rough"
>>879021
g'night.
>>879013
Photoshop Training Day scene with city and cody
>>879003
It's not like I care if you're horrifyingly ugly under it. I'm just curious what your real face looks like.
>>879018
That was really edgy, even for someone like me.
>>879020
Luck of the draw, Finger banger, Luck. of. the. draaaaw.
Some one should edit that Hitler rant video and include HG shit in it.
>>879029
You used to call me on my jail phone
>Cody
>>879032
Well, I did fuse a guy with a rock, while still alive,
so I guess i'm a bit edgy
>>879039
Someone did a while ago.
>>879041
Jail cell :^)
>>879038
Shouldnt i have a say in this?
>>879039
>implying somebody already hasn't
>>879047
Well, you do, but it ain't gonna change shit.
>>879039
someone did
it was hilarious
I wish I still had the link
>>879032
Well, it's possible I don't even have a face! WHo knows, I haven't taken it off in so long..I can't even remember when I put it on...or if.
>>879042
And there was that time you turned a guy into a book.
>>879051
How does that work?...
>>879042
...You did what?
>>879053
Didn't save the link. It was a few months ago.
And it wasn't on youtube.
>brb going to my surgery, wish me luck!
>Last Online: 512 days ago.
>>879037
"Don't wanna talk about it. What do you see when you dream about it?"
>>879053
It was months ago, man
>>879060
That guy pissed me off the most, fucked with my mom, man, can't forgive that shit,
y'know what i'm sayin?
>>879063
Dude plotted to kill me and my family, manged to kill my grand father, kicked his stands ass,
dude started pushing his luck, even took a kid hostage, dude hit the final nail in the coffin by calling my hair dumb,
He's been a rock ever since.
>>879066
Good luck nigga, hope it goes well
>>879066
>sops artistically
>>879066
I know the pain anon...
>>879068
I don't know, too busy in others dreams.
>>879066
Hope it goes well for you.
>>879073
>reading
>>879077
>>879059
>>879071
You people...really are freaks. Not that I'm one to talk, but I didn't think I'd find people like you here...
>>879078
I came here to roleplay, not to feel
>>879062
As much as you piss you me off, you're also incredibly fun to mess with,
I can't just let something like that slip through my fingers.
>>879080
"And every day that you want to waste, that you want to waste, you can"
>>879087
Everytime steam has an update and restarts, it says he was online just a few seconds ago.
I really hope its true and he comes back.
I miss him so much man
>>879086
Anger's one hell of a drug, dude.
>>879093
>One day I really hope its true
Fuck its hard to type when you're sad
>>879093
There was that one dude on Hearthstone Reddit that bid everyone farewell because of his cancer, didn't post for months, then it turned out he was alive and in remission.
>>879084
>>879094
You don't have to tall me that. I have enough self-hatred in me to fuel this world for years.
>>879099
Thats what I hope for every day man.
>>879088
But what will Keiko say?
_________________________________
>post yfw you used to enjoy games back in the day
>>879108
>>879108
I still enjoy games as much as the first time I joined HG, maybe even more
>>879108
I'm going to try and host from my tablet, 24 sound good?
If so, it'll be mid thread entry as I can't make new threads on this.
>>879108
Are you implying I care, It's not like its romantic, it's purely for shits and giggles.
>Mfw I still enjoy the games
>Mfw I've been doing this shit since it popped up on /v/
>>879108
Wait....Yusuke is an oldfag??
>>879115
Sounds good
>>879117
>mfw I'm one of the oldest fags here
>>879115
Sounds good to me.
No objections so first 23 (yes I'm saving myself a spot)
>>879117
>tfw you've been around for 5 years, but are always new.
Fuck, I am new to these at least.
>>879129
Harusame
>>879129
Shorty
>>879129
Francis York Morgan
>>879129
Rachnera
>>879129
Twitch Waifu
>>879129
Yukine
>>879129
Specter Knight
>>879129
Andrew Wiggins
>>879129
Maria naruse
>>879129
Stocking.
>>879129
Ichimatsu
>>879129
Holo Pac
>>879129
Sheamus
>>879129
Hunter
>>879129
Josuke
>>879129
Yusuke Urameshi
>>879129
"My name is Jonas"
>>879129
Ririchiyo
>>879129
Li Shang
>>879129
Mountain of Pussy
>>879129
Taurus
>>879129
Zacharie
>>879129
Danua
>>879135
Good morning again Rachnera. I still love you unconditionally.
>>879130
I've been on /b/ since Saturgay...what yo point?
>>879129
king asgore
>>879144
>>879146
A Celtic Warrior and a...Black Warrior? Regardless, i like our temporary partnership, fella.
>>879160
It's weird is all
>>879129
Cleric Beast
Anyone?
THIS ISN'T JUST DEAD HOURS,
THIS IS ADVANCED DEAD HOURS!
>>879171
Yes?
>>879171
I'm here.....I missed the game, but i'm here.
>>879171
Are we finally dead? Freed of the nightmare, the endless night?
>>879129
Rengar
>>879174
Ever had a ''wardrobe malfuction, spider-chan?
>>879171
"I'll be there for yooouuuu"
>>879174
"The itsy bitsy spider wentup the water spout"
Anyone actually get a filler in? Any filler actually want to give me a spot?
This place might be deader than Dojima's wife and my sex life combined.
>>879182
Yea, sure, you can have Axel's spot, I don't have nearly enough pictures to actually fag him.
Okie dokie caught a dilophosaur what name?
>>879174
Just me making sure my phone wasn't bugging out. Thanks for being here.
This aint advanced dead hours, niggas are just lurkin
>>879185
ol' dirty bastard
Can I bring this place back to life with some fucking jams?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vR9aHN3HrM
>>879185
Oedipus
Roster, any requests?
And I won't be making commentary, so sorry about that.
>>879192
Yea, gives Axel's spot to Patchy. >>879182
>>879192
It's OK Maria. Thanks for host
>>879179
Not on accident, afraid not anon.
>>879180
Singing nursery rhymes now?
>>879185
I'm not the best with names
>tried ARK, I couldn't get into it
>>879192
Looks good maria
>>879186
No problem.
>>879189
We can only hope...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mrE2fRKckM
>>879184
Thanks man. I've been missing the past few games.
>>879192
Looks, fine.
>>879192
Thank you f-for hosting Maria.
>>879192
Loooks good, lets scramble.
All you lurkers. I know you are out there.
I COMMAND YOU! STEP INTO THE LIGHT!
>>879204
Damn you, Constantine!!
>>879198
Ey man, don't even worry about it, its all good.
>>879196
"I can sing and, hear me, know me"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CchHIDHzHAU
>>879204
>>879204
But I want to go to bed.
>>879204
C'mon man, I'm trying to get some shut-eye here...
>>879208
Ah, I wish good luck you, district pal.
>>879192
Alright, swaps done, we will begin.
>>879202
Of course, most welcome sweetie~
>Hugs and kisses
>>879201
>I mostly ran around clubing dinosaurs.
i won lose
>cody
>>879215
I have an army of dodo
>>879189
I heard jams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC-B3Q0cRrY
I COMMAND THEE LURKER. STEP INTO THE LIGHT!
>>879214
We're running, it seems.
>>879214
"Come together right now"
>>879214
I feel like i'm grabbing swords a lot, witch is weird, because I already have two of the things.
>>879214
Let's get started...
>>879213
>>879214
Want a drink before we go, fella? Ignore the bubbling and smell, i swear to ya it's good for you!
>>879219
Now this brings me back to my Dreamcast Sega classics disc
>>879221
God damn it man, let a nigga lurk!
>>879229
Oh of course. It's always nice to sit down and have a drink, no?
>>879221
Constantine avafag when?
>>879218
>give me half of uour army
>>879236
You know, I could do that one even. Good fucking movie.
>>879239
Go for it
>>879237
I can't I would be giving up half my support and I can't divide by 0
Day one.
>>879239
What I really need though is an avatar where I can love people unconditionally.
>>879241
Not right not I can't. On my phone, not sleeping .
Oh god, Its getting late as shit, i'm going to bed,
good night, people.
>>879245
For god's sake, if you're gonna kill me, the least you could do is try.
>>879245
>Taurus stabs mountain of pussy from behind
>>879237
>>879242
>What even are you talkin bout willis
>>879245
"I'm on a hunt im after you"
>>879245
Five shoots couldnt drop me , i took it and smiled
Now i'm bout to set the record straight
With my AK i'm still the thug that ya love to hate
Bitches i hit'em up
>>879245
I will never have enough memes
>>879247
Just play a Carebear.
>>879248
Later , Pippi
>>879248
See ya
>>879253
Dodo
>>879248
Night Stocking
>>879258
Ew. I'll think of something
>>879248
Goodnight
>>879245
Fallen one.
>>879262
What?
>>879264
You gonna get it now, Spider! Noone tries a drive-by on me and lives.
>>879265
We all know what it was fuck the mountain of pussy and continue with night one.
>>879269
W-What......?
>>879266
It's a prehistoric bird
Also Parasaur guys what name
>>879269
>that stockings/yusuke event
>>879271
ParaNorman
>>879269
>Rachnera
>All fours
>Stocking continues to be infatuated with the Yu Yu Hakasho guy
>I killed someone
>>879245
Thank you Francis..
>>879269
But y-yo...
>>879272
She better not have really signed all the way off. I'll have to show her tomorrow.
>>879269
"I can sing and, hear me, know me"
>>879269
Day two.
>>879273
I like it
>>879283
Dont masturbate in public, kids
>>879283
"Young nigga go it bad cus he brown"
>>879283
I thought we were friends, Maria.
Morning.
>>879292
She likes the pussy, man
>>879294
Eyy. Mornin Lenny
>>879291
"You got the touch, you got the power!"
>>879294
Lenny! My man.
>>879283
Fallen two
>>879294
Hey Lenny!
>>879297
>>879300
>>879303
Sup guys?
>>879302
F em tenderly
>>879303
Vampy? Good morning!
>>879304
Meh, not much, cruisin durin dead hours
>>879304
No sleep for Wiggins. Have a two hour drive to the airport this morning. How about you?
>>879299
>Fuk you andyour ctchy shit
I regret to inform you all that my trike shorty died to a bug bugs op plz nerf
>>879308
More like Friday rollin'
>>879309
I haven't been doing much today and I don't expect to. Such is life.
>>879311
Nah, man... not Shorty the Trike
>>879302
Night two
>>879310
I thought it was okay to say this. Sorry...
>>879304
Not much, enjoying the morning is all. You?
>>879306
Good morning.
>>879322
May he rest in Dank Dinotopia
>>879321
I just came back from a shopping trip, but I got too much butter.
>>879324
Praise out based raptor jesus it autosaved right before the fight so Shorty the trike is infact alive. Rejoice my brother
>>879327
Disaster!
>>879319
>Gonna be stuck in my head all god damn day
>Annoyed music gobby
>>879327
How do you buy too much butter?
>>879330
Amen!!! It's a miracle!!
>>879337
I shall be sure he reaches the dankest levels and never put him in harms way again
>>879318
Day three.
>>879330
Un F
>>879336
This is actually a very good question. You can freeze the excess butter, Lenny. It keeps forever.
>>879334
>>879336
There was a sale on and I was a smart shopper, but it turns out I already have one and a half small tubs of butter in the fridge.
So yeah, too much.
>>879335
I'll help you.
"It's fun to stay at the..."
>>879335
Welp.
>>879345
It should last for a good while. It's nice to see you again.
>>879347
WHY
EM
SEE
AYYYYYYLMAO
>>879343
>unf
>>879351
And you too, Vampy.
>>879341
time for bed
I set fire to the rain
Pomf pomf
>>879358
Didn't you sleep all day? Goodnight anyways Yakine.
>>879358
Later nigga
dead
Did we die?
>>879369
Want me to get Izaya to perform cpr?
>>879341
Fallen three.
Sorry if I took longer, my dogs decided it'd be a good idea to attack my cat.
>>879371
Bro, we had a 5 minute pause like 30 minutes ago.
>>879374
Fuck that pussy up!
You dont always have to fuck her hard
>>879375
I wasn't here 30 minutes ago.
>>879375
Make that 52 minutes ago
>Wiggins, no image cause lazy
>>879378
It was insane.
>>879374
Night three
Soooooo Slooooooooooooooow~
>>879383
>Seeerrrioouusssllllyyy thhhooooo, deeeatthhhh is coooollllddd
>>879383
Day four.
>>879384
Shut up Shimakaze.
>>879389
Maybeeeee you should go faster then?
