Uh oh /trash/, my Umbreon needs to go peepee! Anyone have a spare diaper for him?
>>2618641
>>2618641
Oooh!! Umbreon pee pee! Squeak squeak tinkle pretty pee pee ooh warm pisss footpaws pad and splish and smell of his pee pee while he spurts and warm golden tinkle flows down and smells up his pee paws OH and his anus puckers while his little balls twitch as his pee pee churns and bursts between his legs and the very tip of his urethra splishes and squirts and twitches with his warm bladder full of pee pee, he squishes his cock in desperation as his paws soaked with tinkle twitch and his balls pressed together and he aims his pee pee tinkle cock between his legs, making his thighs wet and stinky with warm hot tinkle pee as he rubs and splashes and his toes stink of wet pee fur ooohh tinkle pee pee soooo baaadd!
He needs a diaper!! Diaper diapee pampee diap comforting pee pee diaper for him to tinkle in and rest his pee cock and press the tip against the soft insides of the warm diaper and squirt spurt warm yellow and twitch his balls inside OOhh anon! He needs a diapee diaper! Anon he needs a pamper pampee diaperrr!!!
>>2619274
I hope you look forward to being among the first against the wall on the day of the rope, you fucking sickening degenerate.
Regards,
/pol/
>>2619723
Ooohh! At least warm pee pee will be on the stinky hindpaws of my pampered pampie Umbreon and his squirting warm pee pee tinkle penis! Ooh /pol/ anon I think he needs a pampie change again! OOOHH! pampie pampie! tinkle winkie!!
why would an animal need a diaper and not just piss in the woods?
>>2619274
That pic is actually really cute and I'm not even into diaper stuff
Can't he just piss like a regular dog?
Managed to put one on him, but he soaked it right away. Thanks >>2619274
>>2618641
>Diaper
>Not peeing outside like you should be doing
>>2618641
jesus, let him drink some water for once, that is pure solid yellow.
I don't like diapers
I'd rather let Umbreon shit and pee down my throat as-is
>tfw no erp partner
>>2629674
>Leafeon
But anon, I posted Umbreon. What does Leafeon have to do with this?
>>2629746
Well he's been naughty recently by only drinking soda and eating gummis, so even if I poured him some water he'd just ignore it. I'll try again though.
Anyway, he's in a fresh diaper now and seems to be enjoying it, even though he's never really needed to wear them before. Hopefully this won't become a regular thing, Pokediapers are expensive...
>>2631966
Anon I hope you're joking and are not actually that much of a degenerate [spoiler] but if you are I'd love to erp with you sometime [/spoiler]
>>2633990
Nope, not joking at all. Got a throwaway, anon?
>>2619909
Kill yourself.
>>2634249
I got a Skype if you don't mind the edgy name: chaossoul69. It has an Umbreon pic.
>>2634761
Well bedtime bump, goodnight anons.
>>2633990
>What does Leafeon have to do with this?
I'm saying your Umbreon should learn from a smarter Eevee evolution, numbnut.
>>2629674
Why the hell is this so hot?
>>2634761
looks like someone needs a diapey change
>>2638109
>Smarter Eeveelution
Wow that's kind of racist anon just because my Umbreon is black he's not as smart as a Leafeon?
>>2619723
You're joking, right?
>>2619723
>tfw /pol/lack
idk brother, most of /pol/ is degenerate fetish-wise.
G-Guys what should I do?
M-My Umbreon's been giving me this look for about half an hour now and he's starting to pant real hard.
>>2652331
He's probably constipated, Anon. You should give him a suppository and wait another half-hour. Just be prepared, they can make quite a stench. :^)
>>2645978
What the fuck does a Pokemon's Special Attack stat have to do with it's intelligence?
>>2652865
Special Attack is very closely related to mental capacity, intelligent pokemons consistently have very high special attack, while stupid pokemon have consistently very low attributes.
Case in point Alakazam, who has an IQ of 5000, has a special attack of a whopping 135.
>>2653047
Are you fucking serious?
Slowbro has 100 special attack, and by your arguement it's almost as smart as Alakazam? Go see a doctor, your brain's fucked up.
>>2654143
There's a huge, huge, HUGE difference between 100 Sp.Atk and 135 Sp.Atk, the scale is by no means linear.
>>2654167
>My argument's not flawed at all, stop pointing out my errors!
Please stop posting anon, I don't want your cancer.
>>2654245
Going full memetard doesn't actually help your argument, only hard evidence will.
Can you provide any?
>>2654143
Slowbro's smart. Just slow.
>>2654284
>even though I already did
Okay, I'll play your fucking game anon.
Deoxys is the Pokemon with the current highest base Special Attack at 180. By your argument of special attack= intelligence, this means not only does Deoxys have more intelligence than the 120 base Special Attack Arceus, the supposed God of Pokemon and creator of the Pokemon universe, it is the smartest Pokemon to ever exist. So I'll ask you this, how is it possible for anything to be smarter than a universe-creating God if the God existed first? Fuck, how does God even have less than 5000 IQ?
>>2654531
>So I'll ask you this, how is it possible for anything to be smarter than a universe-creating God if the God existed first?
Let's pull a parallel from our own world:
Human flesh is weak, yet iron is strong. Humans are capable of forging iron many times more durable than their own strength. Hit a hammer with all your might, and you might break your fingers, if a hammer hits you, you're guaranteed to break your arm.
>Fuck, how does God even have less than 5000 IQ?
God isn't omnipotent, if he was, the world would by definition be perfect and there could exist no struggle.
What the fuck happened to this thread?
>>2656574
It went from cancer to a different kind of cancer.
>>2618641
Does your Umbreon wet the bed?
Looks like your Umbreon couldn't hold it in long enough.
>>2654652
There's a big difference between omniscience and omnipotence. What we are talking about here is omniscience.
>>2668634
He never used to, but lately it's becoming a nightly thing. It seems to be a secret kink of his too, as I caught him pawing his diapered bulge the other night. >>2668924
Yeah, he might have a bladder problem. Even before he started needing diapers he frequently needed to go whenever we were out and about, so the peepee dance is nothing new to me. I just hope the poor guy doesn't get bullied for it by other Pokemon.
>>2618641
Put it outside, for god's sake! Or, worst case scenario, have it piss in the bathtub.
Diapers are for babbies, not mature pokemon.
>>2671794
Why not let it have an accident on the carpet? :3
Does your Umbreon ever need to go poopee but can't make it to the bathroom?
>>2671516
More?
>>2672346
Unfortunately yes, and it took quite a while for me to scrub the smell out. I spanked him for it, but it happened again about 3 days later, so that's when I started diapering him.
>>2676218
If you mean more pics sadly all the good ones have already been posted, and there's no half-decent Umbreon spanking one on e621 either, sooo I guess that's the end of my thread. Sleep tight anons.
>>2678902
How was he like when he was an Eevee?
Diapered Pokemon are the best
Sorry, I would help, but I'm having the same problem with my Latias
My Braixen won't stop turning her panties and trainers back into diapers. Anything I can do about that, or is it too late for her?
>>2683909
It's too late for her, but still don't let that stop ya from fucking her.
>>2679154
Ah, he was the most adorable little bby as an Eevee. He'd be so playful and energetic I had a hard time getting him to stay still, but even when I started housebreaking him I noticed he'd have quite a few accidents both in and out of diapers. I chalked it up to him being young, but now that he's older I can see see he actually might need diapers.
>>2686003
did you tickle his paws?
>>2683909
Baby her as hard as possible and constantly tease her about it, see if she likes it then.
>>2687295
What if she does?
>>2687571
Why on earth would she? You'd have to be some kind of weirdo to like that sort of thing.
>>2687921
Well she's already turning her underwear into diapers, can you imagine what she could do if you encouraged babyish behavior?
Guys this is actually my favorite thread right now on trash. It has that perfect combination of weird, cute, and hot that I need more of.
Don't fuck this up for me.
>>2678902
Your thread is not over yet. /trash/ thrives on this stuff, and you're doing nothing but contributing.
Do you think this Meowstic should be diapered?
>>2693213
She's practically begging for it
>>2696654
I would like to undress her, put her in some nice thick padding, then cuddle her~ :3
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