ERP land of the shaft edition.
Other side of of the shaft.
>>2633034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-oBRJ1ZuWc&feature=youtu.be&t=4m32s
>>2635852
>Her eyes widened with sudden realization
You're a vampire! G-Good thing I didn't bite you, uh, me just now
>She shook her head clear and pressed her lips against Kiss Shot!Miku's neck, sucking on it gently while she unbuttoned and pulled her blouse open, leaving her in her leotard and tights
Mmn~
>She glanced down and wiggled her butt around in her grip
>>2635854
>The amateur magician giggled at her response and stepped closer
That's looking at the bright side!
>>2635901
(No problem~)
Have a good night!
>She giggled at the confused boy and blew a kiss at him before he left
>>2635939
(Well, now we must fight. I do love the Complete Works music, though.)
>The original Miku walked up to the two and knelt down as the smaller one cuddled its tiny-again frame up to her owner
It sounds like you two had fun! If I'd thought of it I would have made the transformation more permanent...but magic can be chaotic sometimes, even when love is applied.
>>2636113
>when he's not being a fucking faggot
Is this satire?
>>2636127
(All right, then: I'll keep my eyes open.)
>>2636136
My, you are enthusiastic, my dear.
>Her voice slips out in a gentle croon, and she withdraws her fingers from her taut nipples. She caresses down, until she can cup each of her breasts up toward him. A gentle jiggle runs a wobble down along their flesh as she meets his eyes with a sultry hang to her lids, and her tongue sweeps between her lips.
>>2636197
>that fucking VN
Makes my dick sore just seeing that picture.
>>2636152
>Saved
>>2636197
Nue is good at ERP, though.
>>2636246
Nue we missed you
>>2636246
I hate to agree with you but the little bastard can fuck. Is it worth the baggage? No, but credit where it's due.
>>2636246
Yes! Yes he is! I admit it!
>sobs uncontrollably
>>2636209
>Your voice flows into my ears like enticing velvet, causing me to sigh as I lean in further, tongue nearly wagging as my drooling mouth approaches your teat. I thrust my head forward suddenly, burying myself between the flesh with a muffled moan, causing my pants to strain noticeably.
>>2636064
("Let the woman play with your body... Asellus. I know you want to pounce on her but, just stay calm and cool.")
>Asellus arms tighten around the vampire's waist, trying very hard to fight the urge to kiss back. Her hands cling on to the vampire's back tightly.
>>2636167
Do you need something? Because... you are just standing there love?
>>2636194
(MM5 just feel weak to me. Maybe because I played that second after 6. I don't know. But, I do know the best MM... Minus Infinity)
>She rolled her body, staring upward at Miku.
Too much love... can drive a woman like me crazy.
>Still keeping on to her weak smile.
>>2636246
Yer damn right about tha', Arry.
guys hoshi is back
Is this that Bizarro world?
I'm starting to think none of you actually possess an ability.
>>2636312
>tfw I never got to fuck that lalafell
>>2636299
>Asking to trade Hoshi for Nue
>Everyone in HG says no
My sides.
>>2636310
"A companion for the night would simply be grand..."
(That aside: I'm waiting for the anon to return!)
I talked it over with Hg. You take Hoshi AND Nue, and we give you a top quality Squid Girl.
Deal?
>>2636332
>Your a faggot
Gentlemen...
>>2636354
She isn't down to fug, you aren't tricking us.
>>2636126
Hnng~!....C-cum with me...
>barely able to speak as her breaths are hasty, holding you close to her soft chest, her walls contracting. She moans as she can barely hold out any longer from the assault.
>>2636194
I am...or was?...my body is actually pretty soft..
>She keeps a good grip on your butt, as her exposed skin gets drafty, she holds you close cooing softly from your sweet kisses.
>>2636310
>Noting the restraint, she kisses again, biting your lip lightly, enjoying your warm presence in her arms.
Such a good girl..
>She runs her hand against your hair once more, blowing warm air across your ears.
>>2636310
(Hey hey~ Wanna continue?)
(And of course anyone else can play too)
>>2636327
What kind of abilities?
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>>2636354
>>2636327
I'm starting to think you won't shut up
>>2636365
fuckin' same, dude.
>>2636297
>A surprised yelp slips past the Sorceress' lips when he jams himself into her bust, and she eases her hands forward until she releases her breasts. Her fingers come up and brush through his hair, coiling in against the locks in brief moments as she sweeps. His breath meets her heat, sweltering between her mounds.
>>2636347
(aaaa I thought I sent it! Hold on)
>>2636354
>Casts his line back out to sea and watches the waves.
No, thank you. If she comes here we want it to be of her own free will.
>>2636365
This to be quite and frankly honest with you, member of my family.
>>2636361
t-t-tell me... when
>he holds her close, she can feel him going tense inside her as he bites her lip to let her moan out.. loving the sounds she makes
>>2636368
>>2636365
Aw FUCK what in the hell is this one trying to tell me?!
>>2636385
(Ahah, it's fine!)
>>2636363
Don't even worry about it. Can I but you a drink?
>>2636372
I probably won't, sorry.
>Hoshi's return literally ruined 2 threads
>>2636347
Oh... then excuse me for bothering you.
>>2636361
>The warm air caused Asellus to tense up briefly, and her biting Asellus lip made a shock of... enjoyable pain go through her body.
I-Indeed I am.
>>2636362
(Sure thing love.)
>>2636378
>I groan into your chest longingly, my tongue thrashing wildly between your glorious valley, the grunts and snorts peppered between my moans almost animalistic. I move my lower body as my legs wobble, my trembling hands searching for a place to perch before resting on your thick thighs.
>>2636425
(Uhhh. Where were we? I forget nearly every single time. I was on the train floor. And you were.. doing things. right?)
>>2636423
He's god's gift to the world.
>>2636399
Eh... hello. For this where... why is...
>She looks puzzled then shakes her head.
I make of bento for 'Hoonger Games' but of not as hungry as name say, will not eat. You will eat?
>>2636441
>>2636441
we will never have ainz maids.... it is true suffering the lack of icons
>>2636454
>>2636419
So the fuck you want anyway?
>>2636419
>gives you a puzzled look
But? Wait a minute! W-what are you going to do to my butt?
>>2636436
(You was on the train floor... Uh... Shoot. I think that's how far we got with the whole thing.)
>>2636411
>>2635986
>He gives a little sigh, loving her smooth, moist lips running over his length and tongue swirling all over his tip. He tries to keep his composure, but her technique is incredible, and soon his breathing is getting a little heavier
You're really good.. Deeper..
>He rests his hand on her head, stroking her salmon pink hair. He feels her head pushing up against his hand like it wasn't there
ERPFAGS! FOCUS YOUR SHITPOSTING AND DRAKE MEMES TOWARDS THIS POST >>2636470
WE WILL NOT FORGET THIS SERVICE YOU HAVE DONE FOR US! WE ARE GRATEFUL!
>>2636497
>Jessica
YES
>>2636435
>The Sorceress lets out a few giggles as he slathers his spittle within her cleavage, but his cheeks' rasp against her mounds sets tingles through the swelling flesh. Her back arches as his hands come to rest on her thighs, where the muscles twitch a little under his warmth. She releases his hair, and lets her palms flow through them, down to brush over the sides of his neck and his shoulders.
>>2636456
Underage, nigga. Not cool.
>>2636482
>>2636497
Hello sexy!
>>2636538
What you say this?
My bento not good for make age? I learn five years to here. Ungrateful.
>>2636540
>>2636521
NEVERMIND! FALSE ALARM! WE MOVED THREADS, THANKS ANYWAYS!
>>2636310
(I guess that's fair. I feel the same way with 7 compared to Gameboy MMV)
Is that why you're so mad~?
>She joked as she ran her fingers through Asellus' hair and let out a chuckle
>>2636361
It's super soft, and you can feel it all you want~
>Miku caressed her chest gently before tugging down on the leotard top, letting her breasts spill out as she dragged her warm tongue down her neck onto her shoulder
>>2636503
(Im pretty sure you were licking me, so I'll go from there)
>Chiaki blushes, her back against the cold metal floor of the train, she gently holds her breasts as you begin to work on her wonderful slit. She lets out soft moans, never having someone tongue them before. And considering how aroused she is..
Nnnngghhh~ Hah.. Hahhh.. Please.. Don't go so hard..
>>2636578
Do you need shitposting backup for the new thread?
>>2636487
Some company while I drink, or is that too much to ask someone of your importance?
>She quips, before taking another gulp of her drink
>>2636489
I'm going to kick it, now sit down!
>>2636589
H-Hello Chiaki. How are you doing today?
>>2636578
Careful what you wish for, anon.
Those who play with the devil's toys will be drawn by degrees to wield his sword.
>>2636575
I was forced here ;c
>>2636600
You're drinking? I thought you wanted to record stuff, or something
>>2636633
>Hugs
>>2636633
>>2636600
Y-yes, ma'am...
>quickly sits down
Please don't hurt my butt.
>>2636633
>humps
>>2636425
"Hmm...?"
Her alluring voice rings out like a bell's harmonious chime, as she turns her head towards the woman, quirking her head slightly. Then, as she takes a few steps forward, she bursts into a fit of titters, muffling them with a hand. Then, she reels back, and her laughter dies down, before blinking with a whimsical, eccentric air to her presence.
"And who said you weren't allowed to keep me company~?"
>>2636514
Unrelenting with her deft movements, the Hacka Doll dips in even more, sending his length further into the depths of her mouth. Her tongue skillfully swirls, and grinds against his shaft, while alternating between his soft glans, and his frenulum. As pre-ejaculate begins to spill from his cock, she wastes no time, and immediately begins lapping it up, savoring its taste and consistency like fine wine. Her cheeks retain their rosy coloration, but it goes no further than that. With her mouth stuffed with his dick, she couldn't help but softly hum into the turgid member that she was taking good care of, before she utters what resembles a giggle.
>>2636397
Mmah!...now...I can feel it...
>She moans even more as her insides get stirred up more, her moist pussy throbbing as she reaches an orgasm, gripping you with a strong force, pushing you into her chest as she quivers with pleasure.
>>2636425
Good...
>She licks your lip with a hint of blood leaving your lip, she leans into your neck lightly licking your soft skin, she bites it lightly. Her fangs kneading into your skin as she nibbles your neck not doing anything but sending a light pleasant feeling.
>>2636582
>She shivers a little as she smiles, cupping one of her small breasts.
It's very small and cute...
>Her other hand not leaving your soft bottom, the excitement is a little overbearing as she traces her finger against your pucker.
>>2636633
But you weren't though
>>2636646
>hump- er hugs back
>>2636663
>humps back
>>2636633
Sup Furry Porn?
so uuhhhhh yeah.
You got Dark Souls 3 yet?
>>2636717
Humiliate me.
>>2636633
>hugs and pulls back to hg.
>>2636686
>with her hips quivering her rides into her more, cumming shortly after, firing off as he hits her womb to fill her insides perfectly before moving his hips slowly as he rides out the end of their first orgasim
it felt... amazing... are you a round 2 type?
>he was already kissing her neck as his hips continued a slow and steady thrust as if by autmation
>>2636640
I haven't recorded anything of importance, this place is full of people that only want to take advantage of others. So yes, I am drinking. Are you going to keep questioning what I'm doing or are you going to join me?
>>2636653
About damn time. Waiter!
>She called out unnecessary loud while holding her hand high in the air
Give this boy what I'm having! A uhh.... Kyoto Breeze, please.
I heard something about food on the other side...
>>2636754
YOU NO RIKE NOODLE?
>>2636741
hey i had supernatural powers... but i guess we both kinda vanished didnt we...
>he chuckles nervously as he scratches the back of his head
>>2636754
Yes. Thick, white and full of protein so you won't be hungry for a long time.
I'm still around...I was just taking a break, I'm not dead.
>>2636754
I knew you wouldn't be able to resist!
The way we eat this food is a little, uh...'different', then how you're used to. So, you'll have to bear with me here, okay?
>>2636604
Hey hey. Hmm. I'm okay, what about you?
>She gives a gentle smile, holding her elbows in each hand.
(Sorry, I like to couple my posts together, and I bet she will reply after I post this but poof its been long enough)
>>2636787
you came back for a day... i hope your back around more in the future
>>2636741
You didn't record anything useful so now you're all depressed and shit? Whatever it's fine
>He sits down next to you
I don't need to drink, I think watching you get drunk is going to be funnier
>>2636787
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>2636805
I did take notice there were some around waiting for me so for that I apologize, I'll try
>>2636836
Just your friendly neighborhood dullahan;
>>2636609
I'm still around...I was just taking a break, I'm not dead.
>>2636850
>pats the bun bun
Hey, mama Sponty. Good to see you still kicking around.
>>2636850
>Give a big bunny a big hug.
>>2636842
well youve answered our prayers before and its probably nice to know your not forgotten
>>2636664
>His hand shakes a little in her hair and takes a handful. But a few more attacks on his head and his grip loosens, his arm falling to his side. He lies back more and more, letting her suck and lick up the precum without complaint
More.. I want more..
>His eyes look like they have a little less fight in them, more concerned with feeling more pleasure than keeping his dignity
>>2636850
you came back for a day... i hope your back around more in the future
>>2636795
I'm doing fine, but I'm a little tense for some reason. My shoulders feel so tights.
>he tries massaging them for a few seconds
>>2636686
A-Are you saying I have tiny breasts??
>She moved up to face her and stuck her tongue out playfully before pushing her lips against hers in a forceful kiss, her hand moving up to cup her other breast
Mmph~
>>2636767
E-Excuse me?
>>2636783
Um, I don't think that's the kind of food is appropiated for me... Perhaps for Seija.
>Shinmyoumaru laughs lightly.
>>2636788
Uh... Sure?
Although, I have the feeling about that food being too huge for an Inchling.
I'm still around...I was just taking a break, I'm not dead.
>>2636582
(That's nice to here. Also, nice gameboy taste.)
Who said I was mad love?
>She raised her hand upward.
Can you please pick me up Miku? I'm too tired to do on my own...
>>2636589
What did I said before about saying "Don't go to hard." Y'know that makes me go crazy on you.
>She moves one of her hands onto the aroused girl's clitorius, and began to nudge it ever so slightly.
("With a girl this aroused, it doesn't take much movement to make this girl squeal. And if it does, then i'm going to move it like it's a piece of paper in my hand")
>>2636664
I can stand with you? Um...
>Asellus walks back up to the woman, with a confused look on her face.
It looked like you didn't want to be bother, so... I was just going to leave you with your devices. But if you insist, i'll stay with you.
>>2636686
("Who knew that pain... could be so much pleasure...")
A-Agh...
>As the princess bit into her neck, a little bit of her purple blood began to leak out of her neck.
I-I have to say, this is certainly a new experience for me.. Princess.
>>2636718
yee
>>2636688
shhhhh
>>2636730
nigger
>>2636733
>pulled back
>>2636769
(I hope I don't seem rude, but I mostly just want to play with anons. Thank you though)
>>2636824
Eh?! You know what will be even funnier? Watching you fall over once I kick your butt
>She huffed in response and took another sip of her drink
Haaaaah! That's strong!
>>2636893
kek
>>2636795
Yo! Hey there person!
>He wraps his arms over your shoulders
Whatcha up to?
>>2636893
You're alright, Furry Porn guy.
Praise the fuckin sun.
>>2636893
More! Call me a no good hound dog! Call me a bad boy!
>>2636886
>Piledrives back into the grave
>>2636904
(oh its not rude, alot of people do that, have fun)
>>2636865
Hello~
I still am, though I have so little time I prefer not to post to avoid leaving people hanging.
>>2636866
>Hugs back~
>>2636871
I did take notice there were some around waiting for me so for that I apologize, I'll try
>>2636910
I actually didn't know how to announce my semi-return but then I saw the perfect post right above so... Sorry?
>>2636893
>Fugs you in the vag
>>2636850
>Holds you close.
Welcome back~ How are things in Canadia?
>>2636882
Oh no, don't worry. The food itself is liquid, mainly. You don't eat the big thing.
>He takes a step over to the tiny touhou
Now, our you ready to try our local dish?
>>2636889
(My favorite MM altogether is actually MM4.)
I meant as in insane...It was a joke.
>She took Asellus' hand and picked her up into her arms with a grin
Now take a bow for the audience, huh?
>>2636886
>>2636938
oh... sorry... wait youre still copying everything above
I'm still around....I was just taking a break, I'm not dead.
>>2636974
ABORT LITHISTO, ABORT! It's an impostor!
>>2636889
>She does as you thought, squeals, her mouth open from panting, she lifts slightly off the ground, her back wanting to arc. She moans and gasps, thank goodness for the fact nobody is here.
S..So crazy... I can't take it..
>She rubs her hands through her hair, unable to cope with the pleasure.
>>2636921
Umm.. I'm just sort of.. Here. I'm also bored..
>She sighs, but smiles at your friendliness
>>2637010
*fades into the shadows quickly*
>>2636966
Mako! Please say something crazy and sexual in my direction!
I'm just going to head out now...
>>2637019
yea sorry about that... you have my email if you ever make one
>>2637018
CORK
>>2636976
Please sit on my face! Hdhshaihdhfuhf you have yooooooo!!!!!! Took!!!!!!!!!
>>2636904
>He scoots closer to you so he could wrap an arm over your shoulders
Just keep getting wasted, I'll wait
>>2636953
Er...
Are you certain of this? Perhaps I'd return back.
>>2637032
>>2636974
I love you guys.
>>2636952
They're alright, I suppose. Though they could be better.
Let's just say it's a good thing we have "free" healthcare here. I'll leave it at that.
>>2636968
My bad~
I'll stop now.
>>2637019
HAHAHAHA I GET IT
>>2637030
YOU FOOL DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE
>sophistos deleted their posts
Into the shadows they go. They are such cunning creatures.
>>2637070
Hello!
>>2637089
So rare to see one live in the wild. Truly spectacular beasts.
>>2637030
YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!
>>2636962
(Now that's something. I think MM4 is great)
It still seems like I can't take a joke to save my life.
>She gave Miku a quick hug as she was in her arms.
A bow you say? Consider it done Miku.
>Asellus turns to the audience, and took a graceful bow towards them.
>>2637011
("Bingo!")
>She beamed as she heard the lovely girl scream from pleasure, the most wonderful thing Asellus loves to hear. The bewitching woman with out any warning, stick her tongue in Chiaki, well playing with her clit.
>>2637011
You're here because you're bored? Wow, me too!
>He slides his arm down your back until his hand starts groping your ass
How bout we make our time here less boring, Huh?
>>2637062
Oh no no, I'm quite certain. I must insist you try to delicacy while you're here. You'd regret it otherwise. Besides, once you slip through the Great Thread Barrier, it takes some time before you're capable of slipping back.
>He squats down, to look closely at the tiny girl
It might be easier if you used your mallet to make yourself a little bigger, though. We, er, wouldn't want you to drown.
>>2637091
>Hugs
>>2637108
Coolphisto is best phisto.
>>2637108
>the Sophistos want to kill Alma now
I feel like I missed a major piece of this story arc...
Wait i'm sorry I even know
>>2636869
Slowly, the lady pulls her head back off his length, and looks at the saliva-coated cock, before licking her lips and exhaling deeply. Then, with that, she hikes up the hem of her top, and hooks her thumbs into the garter of her(already soaked) underwear, yanking it off quickly with one deft motion. Now exposed, she clambers up on top of him, trying to observe caution, before she straddles his abdomen, just a few inches away from making contact with his dick using her nethers.
"More, you say...?"
>>2636889
"Huh...? Did I truly give off that air?"
Nikou brings a finger to her bottom lip, before she utters a sigh, and simply shakes her head. Her hands slide down to her hips, where they rest, and she giggles, eyeing up the noble before her.
"Well... if I did, then, I apologize."
With a friendly smile, she quirks her head, and reaches one arm out, while the other stays on her side.
"Nikou. A pleasure."
>>2637057
I'm taking another drink for myself, not because you told me to or anything.
>Oblivious to your advancements she gulps down the rest of her drink and slams the empty glass against the table
Haaaaa! That's exactly what I needed! I feel much bet- hic - ter! Now out of my way, time to go!
into the shadows
Mind going another round?? >>2637122
We'll even summon the sophisto's for extra fun.
>>2637127
I think somewhere along the lines, Alma "Betrayed" something. Not exactly sure, should ask them sometime.
>>2636737
>>2636881
>>2636889
I dosed off and I'd like to have us finish this later, I'm too tired.
Good evening everyone
>>2637091
Hello there Cruisy~
>>2637143
People are trying to neuter me in there!
>>2637132
You're fucking off already? What for exactly?
>>2637109
>She quivers and twitches gently, her legs kick and move, Nanami's hands continually run through her hair, pulling it up and looking down and over her massive breasts. She slowly scoots back, against the other set of seats and props herself up against it.
Please.. Please don't do both~!
>She blurts out, her eyes half closed and crossed.
>>2637110
Huh..? What are we gonna do? And.. Why are you touching my butt..?
>She questions, but doesnt stop you.
That's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Nue. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>2637154
My oh my good evening~
>>2637174
Thanks for the new copypasta m80
>>2637117
But... I promised that I wouldn't use my mallet again after of that incident.
besides, it will drain out my energy and probably I'll get exhausted.
>>2637109
(ERP - Mega Man General)
Are there joke-taking classes? ..Maybe I could take advantage of this..
>She hugged Asellus back, incidentally squishing the little Miku between the two, then clapped along with the audience at the bow
You two did really good! Tonight was a great magic show, and it's because of my lovely volunteers!
>>2637151
(Alright, 'nighty night~)
>>2637120
>hugs.
>>2637164
Good evening.
>>2637174
Bruh
>>2637171
Because it's a nice ass?
>He blurts out as he gives you a confused look
But you don't mind me touching it, right?
>He gave it a few playful slaps, watching it jiggle
>>2637210
>Boops the Onee's nose.
>>2637167
I need to get homee! I don't want to stay h -hic- ere all night!
>She places her right hand against your chest and shakes you lightly
Mo-o-o-ve!
>>2637204
Well, that's fine.
>He places a hand on the ground, right next to you
Your current size is fine. It just means things will be a little...different. We'll also have to be a bit more careful. So why don't you hop up onto my hand, and I'll show you how this works?
>>2637210
How are you~?
>>2637131
>He watches her panties come down her legs, fascinated. He lies down flat on his back as she straddles him, admiring her body
Yes more!
>His shaft feels like it's burning from the heat coming off her soaking wet pussy. When his head brushes against her lower lips he decides to act. He grabs the top of her thighs and impales her on his length, pushing it in as deep as possible.
>>2637235
I literally just sat down with you and you're just going to leave like that? And you're not even letting me come with you?
>>2637070
That sucks, but you're right that is good, I hope you feel better soon <3
>>2637232
D-don't boop it...
>>2637254
I'm well, it's been awhile since we've spoken~
>>2637251
I'm sorry but... I'm getting pretty tired right now, even I could fall asleep on that place but I'm afraid that I'll end this.
Although, If you has seen Seija, tell her that I want to talk with her sometime.
I wish Chara would sit on my face and bully my pathetic cock.
>>2637273
If I let you come will you sssshut up? I'm tired of hearing you whine already
>>2637131
Yes, you do give off that air m'lady.
>She did a quick little bow, like a servant would do for their master.
No need to apologize either madam, it was just my assumption, nothing more.
>Asellus reached out to Nikou's hand and shook it lightly.
Asellus. It's also a pleasure.
>>2637151
(Okay, good night to ya!)
>>2637171
>Not wanting to let up, Asellus began to swirl her tongue inside of her netherlips, and move her clit even wildly.
("Ah~ I love playing rough! It's the best thing to do with women like Chiaki... so beautiful and wonderful")
>She thought happliy as contiune to give the girl pleasure.
>>2637205
Please, it was nothing Miku. I was only doing what you asked me to do, nothing more.
>She patted Miku on the back, as the little Miku gave a tiny kiss on her cheek.
H-Hey...
>>2637317
B-but it's so temping, I have to!
Man, I suck at dark souls
>>2637305
I hope so too~
I've been feeling kind of out of it lately.
>>2637317
That it has!
Good to hear you're doing well, at least.
>>2637320
That's fine. Why don't you stay the night here, then? Since you can't go back through the barrier at the moment anyway. Don't worry, you'll be in for a peaceful rest. We can save your introduction to our local cuisine for tomorrow.
>>2637323
You and me both. Barring the pathetic cock part.
>>2637177
Hello there Anon, how's your evening going?
>>2637317
>Hugs from behind
>>2637324
Man you turn into such a cunt when you're drunk but fuck it, let's go
>He stands up, stretching his arms before he looks down at you
Well show me the way then
>>2637342
Spent two hours dying on Nameless King and its basically ruined my night. Didn't even beat him yet. I just stopped before I broke my controller.
>>2637365
Certainly it has been well but what of yours?
>>2637342
Same
>>2637219
If you like it. I don't mind too much.
>She states, not blushing or anything. Her soft, plump butt feels great in your hands, having nice drop and jiggle to it as you hit it.
>>2637325
>Nanami pushes up hard against the seats, gently pushing your head around as the pleasure overwhelms her. She twitches and moans, her tongue lolling out slightly as her eyes are completely out of focus. It seems she might cum soon..
A..A.hh..Haaahh~ Mmmmhhmm..
>>2637355
i'm going back to the other side.
I wish I could have talked more with you, but I'm pretty tired...
Well then, See you next time!
>Passes through the barrier
>>2637388
Gid gut
>>2637395
Sit on my face and bully my dick!
>>2637388
All of his attacks are extremely telegraphed. Dodge, hit once in his downtime, repeat.
You can do it, Anon!
>>2637336
It's definitely bad luck to poke a sleepy oni!
>>2637346
Yep! I hope you're well too.
>>2637365
Hello~!
>>2637401
But you can't-!
>Watches as you disappear through the barrier
Oh, well...hopefully she comes back soon.
>>2637399
'ey yo; around for awhile tonight?
>>2637418
It can't be that unlucky to poke your cheek then~!
>Pokes cheek and giggles
>>2637325
Magic is a combined effort when it comes down to it.
>She poked Asellus' nose with her index finger, causing a heart-shaped light
Well, the little girl -is- essentially me after all, you'll have to forgive some biases~
Thank you everyone who came to my show tonight!
>She took a bow to the audience and disappeared in a flurry of colorful musical notes
>>2637258
Her eyes widen, and she utters a slight yelp, as the thick, burning shaft, irradiating heat, pierces her folds. Immediately at that instance, her back jolts, and arches, as her hands take hold of his thighs firmly. Gritting her teeth slightly, even as the pleasure begins to spread through her needy form, Nikou begins to roll her hips, sighing in exuberance while tilting her head back. In her current position, the way her breasts bounced, and his length repeatedly drove into her femininity, is perfectly visible, for him to drink in and observe. With the same sultry tone, the Hacka Doll says:
"Haah~ It's... been so long since I've had a cock this good..."
Amidst her movements, lewd smacking sounds came from her pert rear heartily bouncing agaist his thighs, in tandem with her juices squishing each time she moves.
"I...missed this feeling."
>>2637325
"Asellus, hmm? Quaint. Reminds me of the names you'd hear in fantasy anime, and games. Ufufu."
Nikou giggles at her own statement, before she leans in and runs her gaze along the other's figure. Slender, well-built, tomboyish... Almost like a male, to an extent. Then, her grasp on Asellus' hand comes loose, as her arms slip back behind her. Almost immediately after, her smile twists down, and her lips run into a flat line, as her eyelids close the gap between them.
"...Surely, you were aware of what I meant, no? When I mentioned, that I longed for a 'companion.'"
>>2637409
I'm far too lazy for that right now
>>2637388
>>2637395
>>2637404
I'm 5 hours in and I'm still near the beginning parts of Lothric. The stupid knights are fucking my shit.
>>2637411
I know, I just tilted hard after one hour and I just kept doing it when I should have stopped.
Phase 1 is such a drain to get through, just for how long and obnoxious it can be, then Phase 2 really tires you out.
>>2637472
Jiro?
Why are there so many cashul scrubs in ERP?
>>2637370
Yeah? W-well if you didn't act like a cunt I wouldn't treat you like one!
>She placed a hand on the table to support herself as she scooted from of the booth. Once on her feet, she stumbles back against the table and causes her glass to rattle loudly.
Maaan! What -hic- ever, let's just go!
>She casually reached behind her and grabbed your hand and tugged on it
This way, come on.
>She lead you out of the bar and began her journey home
(Seems my partner either lost interest, or had to go. I'll be around for anyone who wants to play, or continue playing.)
>>2637346
I know that feel heh.... You should do something that makes you smile, like hugging a nazi :^ )
I hear it's the new hipster thing to do... unless being hispter is bad then it's not hipster?
>>2637485
I'm no casual 1v1 me fgt
>>2637469
I can respect that.
>Nuzzles my face in your butt anyway and runs away
[Muffled Soon! in the distance]
>>2637474
Fun fact. Hit the bird in the face enough times and you can do a riposte for like half his health, after which he is stunned so you can finish him off. Phase 1 is easier than Greatwood.
>>2637485
Come talk to me after you've beat Yhorm with just fists, skrub.
>>2637501
Sign down after Pontiff, fagmo.
IGN: AtomicNiggermare
>>2637508
>after you've beat Yhorm with just fists
>implying you have
>implying you don't just use the damn sword like everybody else
>>2637515
I'd totally fight you...
...if I actually owned Dark Souls 3.
>>2637389
It was wonderful....But now that I'm here...It's even better
>>2637418
Hello little one~
>>2637490
So you mind telling me your damn name?
>He asked, somewhat annoyed as he watched you walk drunk awkwardly
Oh and if you fall I'm going to laugh first, then help you up
>He said with a giggle
>>2637515
>surely a mustard race with a meme name
kimochi warui
>>2637528
I didn't say I have. But if you aren't stronk enough to do that then don't talk shit, nerd.
I will eat your face.
>>2637539
Oh well that is really good to hear miss.
>>2637498
Do you sell potions?
>>2637498
(I'm not them but I would love to play with you if I was feeling up for it)
>>2637482
Nope
>>2637559
Sell? I can procure some for use, but I'm not a shopkeeper or an apothecary.
>>2637562
(It's good to hear your interest: have a good day or night, whichever it is for you.)
>>2637554
Nigga, talking shit is what souls games are FOR.
I bet you didn't even platinum Bloodborne. Cursed, Fetid, Rotten Chalice Dungeons all day every day and holy shit I never want to do them again.
>>2637399
>Asellus felt the weight of Chiaki's hands pushing her around as she was licking through her honeypot. Though she could look at her pussy at the moment, just by all the crys of pleasure, she knew she was giving this woman a good time. Wanting to finish off the whole ordeal, she takes a hand on one of her massive breast, and uses the other to give her clit one final pinch. And plunge her tongue so far her pussy.
>>2637458
Good bye, you lovely magician... I have to say little Miku.
>She nudge her little cheek.
That was one hell of a show. I think her magic effects need a little more work though, but that's just probably me... or you.
>>2637460
>Asellus being somewhat capable of reading words, said the following.
Um... no miss, but I think I got an inkling on what you want from me.
>She puts her arms around the woman's hip, and then gave her a charming smile as always.
You want me... correct?
>>2637432
I guess!...
>she pokes back.
>>2637539
Good to see you.
>>2637585
Such a silly Onee~
>Snickers
>>2637498
Know any spells that entrance the feeling of sex?
>>2637576
Uh-huh... Would you be willing to demonstrate some "magical" potions?
Who wants their dick sucked?
>>2637570
>Still waiting for summon.
Have fun waiting, chump. The community's on PS4.
>>2637598
I want my cock vacuumed
>>2637598
I said me, suck my dick already you fucking slut
>>2637598
>Monocle pops off in consternation.
Young lady, that is no way for a proper woman to engage in polite conversation!
>>2637498
How did you manage to learn so much about magic, miss? Are you self-taught? With a body like that I imagine most older mages who could teach you anything would be far too grabby to impart any useful knowledge...
>>2637558
So what brings you here Anon?
>>2637585
>Gives her perky tits a grope
It's good to see you too
>>2637590
That isn't quite my realm of expertise, though simple aphrodisiacs tend to fill that void rather well. At the same time, isn't coupling with another already a thrilling experience?
>>2637597
My, that all depends on what you wish demonstrated: I'm sure I have at least a few of those effects you desire with me, tonight.
>>2637615
Really now, isn't there a saying about revealing and secrets?
>The Sorceress titters, and then glances down at her gown, then back up to the anon.
Rest assured, though, that what I do know, I know. None of this is half-hearted.
>>2637460
>For a moment he just stares, too overwhelmed by the sight of her body bouncing and gyrating on top of him to speak or even join her thrusting.
>Eventually he comes to his senses and starts thrusting back, the wet smacking sounds getting louder and louder. His hands keep caressing her smooth thighs, feeling the firmness underneath the skin
>>2637576
(Sorceress! I've been edging the past weekend, is it okay if you help me cum?)
>>2637618
Well to talk and interact with people as well as the obvious reason for visiting such a place~
>>2637423
(2 to 3 hours. Soo thats up to you)
>>2637581
>At the pinch, and the plunge, she lets out a large moan, it vibrates out her throat and her entire body convulses with her orgasm, her pussy clenches and relaxes, pushing out some of her wonderful love juice. Her legs, arms, and tongue do a similar fashion, and by the end of it, she looks completely spent, her entire body is completely relaxed, aside from the occasional twitch here and there. Her head lay somewhat limp, her cute mouth drooling slightly as her eyes try to focus on something
Hub.gf... That.. That was.. Hha..
>>2637637
(If I'm here, that means I'm willing to play.)
>>2637630
Well, I've heard some things about one of those special potions of yours...
>>2637607
>>2637609
>>2637614
My mouth feels kinda empty, anon~
>>2637630
Oh, I do not wish to imply otherwise, Miss. I was just curious. Most men of stature in the magic community are lecherous old fools from my knowledge, is all.
I'm a mere trainee... I've never seen one as beautiful as you, before.
>>2637671
can u vore me
>>2637630
Sorceress's ass is truly underappreciated
>>2637671
I want to stick my dick inside your mouth, wrap your tongue around my dick you slut
tongue but hole
>>2637548
My name.. Is N-hic- Nao! Like will you stop bothering me Nao?
>She squeezed your hand tighter at your remark and looked over her shoulder to berate you
W-what is you-
>Before she could even finish Nao stumbled over her foot, dragging you forward quickly. Her feet stomped loudly as she attempted to regain her balance, your strong grip being the only thing that saved her from face-planting into the sidewalk.
L-look what you made me do! Now qu- hic - it talking! We're almost there
>Even in her drunken state, she became flustered at how much of a fool she just made herself and was thankful she was facing away from you so you couldn't see her now bright red cheeks
O-okay.. here! Now where did I put my -hic keys..
